Hello there! I'm Elsie, nice to meet you *tips hat, bows*. Now, I assume you're here on this mess I call a profile because either I've reviewed one of your stories, you've reviewed one of mine (for which I love you forever as they're years old) or I've popped up on one of your forums.

Well, um...hi then. I wouldn't want to disappoint you, so here's the gratuitous amounts of rubbish that I feel you are owed. ^^

Name: Elsie

Former Pen Name(s): Kestrel Black, Xx-Angel-of-Shadows-xX

Current Pen Name: Captain Happiness

B-Day: March 13th

Signs: (Really? Alright) Pisces, born in the Year of the Bull.

Eye color: Blue-grey

Hair color: Brown. Mousy-brown with blonde streaks. Bleh.

Current Obsessions: The Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett), Good Omens (Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman), Black Books (starring Tamsin Grieg, Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey), Whose Line Is It Anyway (US and UK versions) and most recently - Hetalia.

Pairings within those fandoms: Good Omens - Crowley/Aziraphale.

Hetalia - USUK/UKUS (shot), FrUK, Franada (shot), ScotlandxEngland, ScotlandxFrance, GerIta.

Aaaand of course - this thing!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Jeez, I could be either of these - I have no clue about the US political groups. *note to self - get an education*)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST be grumpy, fat and have bad teeth.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I SWEAR, so I MUST be unintelligent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay myself.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (i admit im crazy XD)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

Okay - that tells you a surprising amount about me. Odd...ah well.

This thing comes next - it's a testament to how much my crazy friends have messed with my iPod over the last few weeks. Damn.

-All Time Low

1. If someone says, "Is this ok?" You say,
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5

2. What would best describe your personality?
Raise Your Glass - P!nk

3. What do you like in a guy?
Electric Feel - MGMT

4. How do you feel today?
Out of Control - Groove Armada

5. What is your life's purpose?
Rebel Dance - Observer Alistairs

6. What is your motto?
Not Perfect - Tim Minchin (...Creepily accurate!)

7. What do your friends think of you?
Jesus of Suburbia - Green DAy

8. What do you think of your parents?
I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash

9. What do you think about very often?
Letterbomb - Green Day (...No comment)

10. What do you think of your best friend?
Better Together - Jack Johnson (Aww)

11. What do you think about the person you like?
Let It Be - The Beatles

12. What is your life story?
Revolting Children - Tim Minchin (Matilda the Musical) (Pffft)

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Age of Aquarius - Hair

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Supernova - Mr Hudson

15. What do your parents think of you?
Carry You Home - James Blunt

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Somewhere Only We Know - Keane (Eh. Really?)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Good People - Jack Johnson

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?
Are We The Waiting - Green Day

19. What is your biggest fear?
The Other World - Jakataa

20. What is your biggest secret?
My Life - Dido (...Deep. XP )

21. What song will be the title when you repost this?
All Time Low (XD)

Erm...Whoo! That's me. In the immortal words of Joe Walker:

Voldemort out, bitches.