Hello my fellow readers! I go by the name 'Tangent Obsession'. You wonder why? Well...tangent is immediate..uhh..contact, touching...you get the picture. So it clearly assumes the type of fanfiction I shall be writing. I'm a college student so yea I'm a oldie, but it does has its benefits though (wink). Hmm..let's see, my stuff is going to be yaoi of course and be of highly mature content, meaning you little kids better watch out for different scenarios. I recently found about this site from my love-able friend iluvedo. Perhaps you heard of her? She has some good work so check it out. Hmm...what else? my personality is very outgoing , so don't be afraid to message me. I don't bite and I'm straight so you will not find me reading yuri, it rubs me the wrong way. O-O

Moving on...

My favorite all-time show is Full-metal Alchemist. I basically have every item out there, yea...it's that serious. Next in line is Naruto. That show is so fucking awesome and Sasuke is so smexy, especially when he went through puberty. I would seriously tap that. Finally is Death Note, I just love Light's sadistic ways. It makes me warm inside O-O

My favorite pairings would be Sasuke and Naruto of course (both ways). I really do find Sasuke as uke to be so adorable. Then there is Itachi and Kuuybi, that is fucking hot. We seriously need more stories like that. Next I like, Shika and Neji. You can't see this pairing in the anime but in a story it could be amazing. Moving on, I like Garra and Neji ( I really don't know who should be uke). In Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy and Ed and Hughes and Roy. These two couples will put you in fantasy land.

I hate Sakura, Ino, and Karin in Naruto. They bother me to such an extent! So I shall not read any stories with them as one of the main parings. Then I really become disturbed when they are randomly paired like Gaara and Sakura? Eww that's just gross and Shika and Lee? Omgsh, what the fuck? They don't even associate in the show.

Anyways...

I'm into really angsty, dark stories. If you have one, please let me know. I would definitely read it! and I also take fine to criticism if it's relevant, meaning you better not be complaining over sex scenes because you were fairly warned. I say, 'if you don't like, don't read' that simple.

Now to my favorite quotes...

" Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present."

" Have I woken up from hell yet?"

"My Popsicle stick just humped yours."

"Somewhere in the world, a lucky bastard is having a heart attack."

"A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky. A Psychotic is the man who lives in it . And a psychiatrist collects the rent."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"You told me to watch and learn. I watched and learned that I shouldn't have watched."

"The deadliest weapon...the tongue."

"I wasn't waving; I was drowning."

"I can't remember the last time I forgot something."

"Silence is golden...but duct tape is silver..."

"Sorry about my sour mood earlier...its just...reality hit me."

"My mind seems to drift off...I don't know if it's ever coming back."