[FINAL CHAPTER] "So are we going to talk about that before you leaving?" Thinking back, Allen kind of wanted to smack himself for even saying magical three words. "Could you do me a favor and pretend it never happened?"

Half the Order of the Phoenix is dead and only Harry Potter can defeat the Dark Lord. But he can't do it on his own. Luckily, he has Ron, Hermione and...Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis?

'Hold me just once more before I let you go' Ciel loves Sebastian - obviously - and now he's going to let his butler go. Even if it kills him.

Sherlock seems to believe that John's modeling a murder victim's red pants is essential to capturing the culprit. John severely regrets having gone drinking with Lestrade the night before.

A fluffy little drabble. John convinces Sherlock to just one dance at their wedding reception. Mainly dialogue and with some very subtle references to sexy times.

"See the look he's giving me?" he whispered into his captives ear "He worships me, bows before me, prays at my alter. I'm his master, his everything." Another slash, across one dusky nipple. "And he is mine. I don't know where I would be without him, and in return..." Ciel rose, his chest and stomach smeared with his captive's blood. "I offer him your soul."

Like all disasters of the weird, the bizarre, and the dangerous it happened in potions.

John Watson wasn't losing sleep because of something bad. He was losing sleep because, in taking Sherlock Holmes' virginity, John had created a monster.

A comic drabble made because I was bored and felt like it should be made. Giggles, references to Drarry and Sasunaru.

Naruto decides to sign him and Sasuke up for their own reality show. Who would have known that Kakashi was such a sly sneaky pervert? SasuNaru

Irene Adler has taken a step too far and John Watson is not an enemy you want to make. Dark!John/SerialKiller!Sherlock. Based on 'Get Off Easy' by Breath Carolina. Format Fix

John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit

Voldemort is frustrated with two younger Death Eaters, Shoez and Sox, who both love to cause trouble with the help of the shinigami and a demon butler. How does he deal with it? He gives them a few lists of what they can't do! Do they work? Not really.

Naruto REALLY wants to go on a date with Sasuke. Slightly crack, NaruSasuNaru, no smut

View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.

To say at the least, this story has no ending, no plot, no setting. SasuNaru