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Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink and get it over.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Don't play dumb with me... I'm better at it.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes, then run far,far away

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...