When eighteen-year-old Draco Malfoy finds himself back at Hogwarts on the eve of Voldemort's infamous return, he is confronted with the most difficult decision he's ever had to make: Fight for a cause he no longer believes in, or do the unthinkable and ally himself with Potter's lot... [Warning, Slowest burn EVER]

Sirius is drunk. And eager to have babies with Remus. (Wolfstar, SBRL).