Name: Samantha, but you can call me Sam

Birthday: May 8th

My current obsession: Hetalia. It's awesome. That is all.

Just so you know: I say words like "dude" "um" "uh" "like" "freaking" "crap" "epic" "eh" and, more recently "awesome" all the time. It's, like, an involuntary reaction ^^'

FAVORITE music genre(s): I love a little bit of everything (my absolute favorite's a tie between Rock & Alternative, though) 'cept Country or Pop. No redeeming qualities about those. Oh, and I'm obsessed with foreign music.

FAVORITE anime/manga: Hetalia Axis Powers/World Series; Bakuman.; Ranma 1/2; Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z; InuYasha/InuYasha: The Final Act; Death Note; Naruto/Shippuden; Kimi ni Todoke; Lovely Complex; High School Debut; Clannad/Clannad After Story.

FAVORITE book(s): A lot. But not Twilight. :/

FAVORITE Hetalia pairing(s) (overall favorites italicized): Germany/North Italy, Prussia/South Italy, Germany/South Italy, South Italy/North Italy, Spain/Austria, America/Canada, America/Japan, Prussia/Canada, Prussia/Iceland, Denmark/Belarus, Denmark/Norway, Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Iceland, Denmark/Sweden, Iceland/Liechtenstein, France/England, England/Japan, Russia/China, Russia/America, Canada/Ukraine, Ukraine/Belarus, Netherlands/Canada, Netherlands/Belgium, Estonia/Latvia, Latvia/Sealand, Austria/Hungary, Austria/Switzerland, Spain/South Italy, Prussia/Liechtenstein, Turkey/Iceland, Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Hong Kong/Taiwan, Thailand/Vietnam, Ancient Rome/Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome/Germania, Ancient Rome/China, South Korea/Hong Kong, Japan/Taiwan, Russia/Ukraine, Lithuania/Belarus, Lithuania/Poland, Turkey/Egypt, Turkey/Greece, Greece/Japan, Romania/Bulgaria, France/the world, and pretty much any genderflipped version of these pairings. 'Cause I'm in love with Nyotalia.

FAVORITE Hetalia character(s): Germany. South Italy. Germany. France. Germany. Canada. Germany. Austria. Germany. North Italy. Germany. Netherlands. Germany. Ukraine. Germany. Liechtenstein. Germany.

FAVORITE Nyotalia character(s): ...pretty much the same, but Sweden as well. 'Cause I really, really prefer fem!Sweden to male!Sweden. I have no clue why. I just know fem!Germany is just as awesome as her male counterpart.

Other unimportant crap: I'm a little too hyper, and I have a long list of languages I want to learn, as well as places I want to go ^^ I won't tell you my age or last name, but I'll assure you I'm a teenager (that spends way too much time reading for her own good :D) and I don't really copy and paste things on my profile, unless it's one of those fill in things (like the last thing on my profile) or if it interests me (such as the 'Did you know...' thing, next on my profile).

Oh, and I have two awesome wives. Be jealous.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

We say we love flowers, and yet we pick them
We say we love trees, and yet we cut them down
And you wonder why people are afraid when they are told they are loved.

TIME TO DANCE (BOYS WILL BE BOYS)

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Chelsea Dagger" The Fratellis
Well, that's specific xD

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Anna Molly" Incubus
...that's not my name, though ;n; Then I'm the back of their eyes? :3

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"The Strength to Go On" Rise Against
That's... good...?

4.WHAT IS 2+2?
"A Kiss To Send Us Off" Incubus
Suddenly, everything makes sense :'D On an unrelated note, I love this band so much I can't even—I've seen them live twice, out of the three concerts I've been to ;u;

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Danmark man dark" Nephew
...that doesn't sound too good xD

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"The Man Who Can't Be Moved" The Script
S-sweet ;u;

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Goin' Down" The Pretty Reckless
That does not sound good. Um, at all.

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"First Date" blink-182
lolwut?

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"No Roads Left" Linkin Park
Well, I do run away whenever I see my current crush, so it's relatively accurate xD

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Paradise City" Guns 'N Roses
I-is that good, or bad...?

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"500 Miles" Alexander Rybak
Dude, that would be so cheesy and sappy and awesome.

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Whatsername" Green Day
Ouch. I see how it is.

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Benzin" Rammstein
Um. Um. I'm secretly a pyromaniac?

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Your Call" Secondhand Serenade
What, that I have such a cheesy song on my iPod? OTL

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Like It's Her Birthday" Good Charlotte
...OH DEAR GOD.

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Your Love Is A Lie (Live)" Simple Plan
Nah, worse could happen.

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Paralyzer" Finger Eleven
What a suckish way to die. Damn.

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
"Time Is Running Out" Papa Roach
I guess it makes sense... kinda...?

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Curse of the Curves" Cute Is What We Aim For
There are some pretty awesome lyrics in that song, haha.

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"U + Ur Hand" P!nk
The fact that I still have this song? And then I wonder why I skip half of my songs OTL

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"I Don't Wanna Die" Hollywood Undead
That doesn't sound too good...

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Itsumo Soba ni" Kirii Daisuke
...huh? I don't get it O.o

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Handlebars" Flobots
Doesn't sound too good.

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Tuu mun vaimoksein" Olavi Uusivirta
I'd want to marry someone?

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Tongue Tied" Faber Drive
Hm, kinda fits, I guess.

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Time to Dance (Boys Will Be Boys)" Panic! at the Disco
I say "shotgun", you say "wedding"~

When I lie and say I'm fine, I really want you to stop prying.
When I begin to explain in great detail about how much my life sucks, I want you to care.
When I look in your direction but look away when you catch me, I want you to know I like you.
When I share some of my food with you, I want you to know that you look like a stick and need to eat.
When I smack you upside the head, I want you to understand that you just did something really stupid or perverted.
When I sigh loudly whenever you pass by, I want you to drop what you were doing and pay attention to me.
When I wear any sort of dress or skirt, I want you to compliment me and tell me I should dress like this more often.
When I go up to you and shove my tongue down your throat, I want you to acknowledge my feelings because you don't seem to know about them.
When I break down and cry and curse at random things, I want you to comfort me and tell me everything is going to be OK.

We're all selfish.