Out of time and out of options, Zim had been the last person Dib had wanted to take to the dance. Zim was loud, arrogant, and obnoxious, the polar opposite of what he had been looking for. Though as much as Dib hates to admit it, he can't picture himself going with anyone else. {Zadr} *Full summary inside*

Zim works in a ice cream shop whilst attending human Hi-Skool. Dib, his frienemy, gives the invader a ride as its currently snowing buckets outside. Smut ZADR. /will get an image soon/

Tonight's heist was rather bloody. (Gore warning)

Some very light angst/fluff Spades Slick/Diamonds Droog. Human(ish) AU with the Midnight Crew during the peak of their activity in Midnight City. An angry Slick is confronted and then comforted by moirail Droog after a failed heist.

SlickxDroog ficlet written for the Homestuck kink meme. Ignore the "romance" listed in the tags - this is pretty much a PWP.

Midnight Crew, post-Intermission. In which Slick escapes the vault, Droog plays with fire, and a thousand green clocks count down to their inevitable demise. Spades SlickxDiamonds Droog.