Hello boys and girls.

Look at your shoes, now look at mine, now back to yours, now back back to mine.

Sadly, you have shoes on.

If you would learn to relax and go with the flow, maybe you would kick of your shoes.

Look down.

Back up.

Where are you?

You probably are at computer of some sorts, reading this thing right here.

What's in your hand?

Back at me.

I have it.

It's America's hamburger.

Look again.

It's a white flag.

Anything it possible is you wave your white flag and run to your German friend instead of trying to eat England's cooking.

Kesesesese~!

Fusosososo~!

Ohonononon~!

If bacon is on sale we should buy all of it.

/shot

Dear poets,

Roses are many different colors.

Violets are an indigo shade.

Are you all blind?

Love,

Addison

Need a role playing partner?

Why not Addison?