Heys! Since my name is lil.miss.hawt.stuff and who would like to call me that (even if its true)? U can call me Jess.

My most favourite animes are; Inuyasha, Mermaid melody, kamikaze kaitou jeanne (soo sute), Rosario Vampire, Dn angel, Shugo chara, Cardcapter Sakura, Sugar Sugar Rune and more, but my fav types would be the cute romantic ones.

I could probably describe me as a girly-girl that has like 20 tom-boy. I'm very rare LOL. I love football, soccer, hockey and things but I LOVE SHOPPING THE MOST! Shopping is AWESOME! But i am friends with ppl who dislike shopping(CRAZY) and i dont care about those things its more about if we are alike in wat i like. Lol. Um... I have awesome friends, but i did go through hard times where i was friends with the wrong ppl, but those of my BFFL's are keepers! Chikii&Emilli(nicknames)= BFFL's

i have alot of hobbies so i wont mention any of those

Likes: Music (no duh who can not like music!), boys, ice cream, boys, sports, boys, my friends (their awesome!), boys, anime, boys, shopping (and everything like clothes,shoes, dimonds, etc.), boys, and more tho at the moment i think i like boys the most.

DISLIKES!: Peeps who act kool, ppl who think they are all that, ppl that call others names and they arent any better, posers!, sumtimes school, getting in trouble (im not a goody-two-shoes but i hate to get in trouble), i would say alot more since i dont like to do things as much as my sister.

I'm right now single! I know torture! But i did have 2 bfs and one that dated twice... Tho im not looking for a relationship so dont ask me out yet! Plz dont! lol

Coloured

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed in here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold, I'm black,"

"When I die, I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, you're pink,"

“When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple."

Check this out...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Joke that made me laugh out loud, for real!

How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.

Add this to ur profile if u think its true!

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured."

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...

Put this is your profile if u think it makes sense!

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