Hello curious people...

So, to introduce myself, i thought by going into steps:

First: I have been studying english for four years now. But i don't feel so confident about it. If you see some horrible spelling, or mistake or whatever, do please send me a message or review explaining about it. I'll be very thankful about that.

Second: As you figured out, i'm not from anywhere that has english as native language. So, if you're wondering, i'm from Brazil. And if you have something against it, suck it up.

Third: I never tried to be a writer before. So, as you can imagine, my first histories can be very poor. HAHA, loosing my virginity to fanfic (WTF?)...

Fourth: My reason to start writing is because all the histories here look the same.

Fifth: As annoying as it is, i'll not be saying my real name around here. The reason? My reason, and you don't have nothing to do about it.

Other things you should know about me:

Gender: Male

Sexual orientation: Not so sure about.

Age: Going 20.

Ok, now, some sort of interview:

- What you will be writing about in Fanfiction?

Mainly about Twilight, but i'll be making some tests with other tv series, books and probably crossovers.

So, i'll assume that you like Twilight a lot.

Sthephenie Meyer is at the same time, the most brilliant and stupid person i have ever know about. She created amazing characters and throw half of them in the trash.

Can you explain yourself better?

I'll say what the problem of the saga is: Isabella Swan. Sthephenie took all the insecurities a woman could have and inserted in one character. If that wasn't enough, she made sure Isabella represented society when she had to choose between vampires or werewolves. And that created a hole new bunch of problems.

What problems do you mean?

Love is not about money and immortality, is about what you would give up to have this or that person. By represent today's society, she took the meaning love used to have, and put it in the trash. For god's sake, she choose to lose her beating heart for that.

You do have some strong opinions about something that is fictional.

Let's face it. If all of that were real, 95% of the female population would be doing the same thing. Looking for vampire venom to solve all of their imperfection and erase their past. Like that would solve anything.

Ok, let's change a little bit the way this conversation is going. What would you change in the books?

First thing: RatingMATURE, to be more "experienciable". Second: Beat the crap outta Stephenie to continue writing more books about vampires and werewolves. Third: Isabella would have failed in her transformation, by going dead or fat for example. That would have made my day.

WOW!

Indeed.

So, are you Jacob Team?

Jacob is an amazing character. But it would be unfair to be only on his team. So i'm team Wolf, because real man don't Shine when they get out.

rsrsrsrsrs. Would you like to say something else about the twilight series?

- By reading all of this, I think you get my point. But i would like to remember you that i don't like Renesmee too.

End of interview.

Jacob Looks like this in Burned Soul:

So dear readers, if you have any ideas for future histories or want to give a boost in one of them, don't be shy, Write something about and send it to me. I have a very open mind.

I think that's it for my profile right now. If i feel the need to update, i will.

If you're going to drive after reading this, do please drive fast.

Always use condoms. It doesn't matter if it is Taylor Lautner wanting to have sex with you. Once you get sex diseases, there is no turnig back.

And stop saying "i'm coming" or "just 5 more minutes" to your parents. It's annoying.

Hugs for everybody.