I am all mighty and awesome! Kesesese! I am currently obbsessed with Hetalia,Vocaloid,RosarioVampire,Soul Eater, Negima!, and many other animes and manga. Books I like are: Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the Kane Chronicles, and Manga!

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN REGULAR LEVELS OF INSANITY

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

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I HAVE DONE THIS!! MY STUPIDITY IS UNMATCHED!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!!! :D

People always blame our generation, but who raised us? Copy and paste this in your profile if you agree.

I always randomly sing different songs or space out. Copy and paste this if you too do this. Fanfiction forever!

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

OMG FRIENDS!
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend say's "what's wrong?" when you cry. A best friend say's "Who's butt am i kicking?"

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life

People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when your down, they always forget you're name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down, they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, stare at him, shove them in his shirt, and say "HEY BITCH, NICE A-CUP!"

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Beiber was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Put this on your profile if you're part of the 10% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn and scream "jump bitch!"

90% of teens would cry, have permanent phsycological damage or kill themselves if Miley Cyrus commited suicide. Put this on you profile if you're part of the 10% who would do the chicken dance on her grave while saying " good thing she did it herself before i came at her with a chainsaw"

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, Demon's Sinner,hetalia4ever, Crimsonstaineddragon, Darkness of the Heart's Depth

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this into your profile.

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part thatwasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202, Demon's Sinner
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, Demon's Sinner, hetalia4ever, CrimsonStainedDragon. Raving Rabid Yaoi Fangirl 2, Darkness of the Hearts Depth
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your "right person" will come. I think my "right person" got hit by a bus.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. So do doors, walls, and windows.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

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