I LIKE HOT DOGS!!

lol adverts in england, me and my brothers were laughing and making them up:

if you hit me at 40, there is an eighty percent chance i'll die. if you hit me at 30, there is an eighty percent chance i'll live. please stop hitting me...

fat and too lazy to cook? That's why mums go to ice land!

Hello! My real name is Rockerfeller Dawson, but if you call me Rockerfeller, i shall have to hunt you down and shove noodles down your throat till you choke to death. I'm Rocky! I was bron in South afric on january 1st 1993, yes that makes me 15! I am a sophomore as of yesterday and i have two brothers Daniel (college) and Nate (senior). Yes I get Dan's room cos he is moving out yes!! oh and i am moving to texas for some unknown reason...well it is known. My mommy was in a car accident and the man who hit her is rich, so instead of sueing him 4 all he is worth, he offered my mom a 7 bedroom house in Texas, in a private neighbourhood he owns with like 2 new cars, with insurance free for the first 5 years if we dont sue him. My mommy is not smart, she took the house instead of sueing him for exactly: 5million.

I has naturally dark blonde hair, but me and my friend Minnie tried to die it black but it went wrong and now it is brown. I put 3 blue streaks in it, so yh i'm pretty cool!

I has grey eyes!!

I like making my friends play the scary maze game. lol.

yes itsmizm wrote a story about me, cos they is my friends Minnie...and Marisa! So yh but they fucked up all the facts, i'm not a sad loner and nick jonas is not in love with me.

Hey Rocky! Yooh have just been hacked by Justine! Lol luff yooh Rockerfeller, i deleted one of ur stories by accidents soz bbes.

this has been Justine! Rocky's best friend! Who hacked cos she was bored and the oc is over.

OMVM. I am in hospital, yes i got the nurse to give me a laptop for ten minutes - i said i was emailing my aunt to tell her what had happened, i had to say this whole sob story to get this hunk of junk. Anyway me, Justine, Kayla and Mario were camping at the weekend and i sort of tripped going down a hill, i fell and couldn't stop. I wacked my head against 7 trees, broke 4 ribs and my arm and ankle. So yh, i'm pretty much messed up for the next 2 months. They say i am not supposed to move until my ribs heel and i am not arguing, it hurts like christ. oh and i am dying my hair blonde again, i miss having an excuse to be stupid. anyway, once i heel i am going to try and get FanFic to let me update Camp Rock 2. It is sooo annoying because i promised the first chapter but it's being a bitch.

another OMVM in hospital ok i am stuck in the kiddie wing because i am under 16 (barely) there is a little girl who keeps screaming at me to give her back her teddy and i seriously do not have and i actually asked the nurse to sedate the little snot machine in the end. also i embarrassed myself big time today. two boys walked into the wing to visit their little brother. They looked exactly like how Edward and Jasper were described, golden eyes, white skin, tall, extroidinarily handsome and i screamed oh my virgin mary it's the cullens! and they looked at me and laughed and Justine and Kayla were rolling on the floor with laughter and then thet boys kept coming back and kept saying: we'll suck your blood. and i just said: that is so out of character for you Edward and they burst out laughing so they have obviously read the books.

and one more OMVM before i have to give up the laptop to go into theater. i made my mom buy me the new Jonas Brothers CD, but she had to mail it to Justine cos she is in the new house in TEXAS. So justine didn't know who it was from and she thoguht it was a present for her from the actual Jonas Brothers, like she had won a competition or something. She came to the hospital with it and i cracked up and said it was from my mom for me. She didn't believe me and walked out and called my mom and then she came in and said: well i know if they did send me one anyone it would have been autographed. i know that's really not funny but how many of you would go to that assumption?

I love converses, pb&j sandwichs, safaris, comic books, romantic mystery books, my laptop, my mam, my aunt, my cousin and cousin-in-law, my new house in texas! yep, but i can't go there for 2 bloody months because of my going away camping trip.

argh! i hate karma. and kismet. and kormas.