A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

《爱丽舍条约》签订56周年纪念贺文。弗朗西斯和路德维希在一起庆祝他们的同盟，史向国设。

Romano is injured due to improper wear of his chest binder- didn't I mention he's trans? Antonio and Francis are moving their relationship to the next level- moving in together. Gil has always liked Vene, but was it like this? And Lud is supportive of Lovino- will feelings grow there. (Basically idk but rarer ships that I rly like & yeah we'll go from there) Rated M because idk yet

Papa Strange and Spider Son! That's right ;) Doctor Strange adopts a newborn left in front of his door during a late night storm. Years later, the newborn grows to become Spider-Man and is on OSCORP's radar. Uh-oh! Stay tuned to find out what happens! Rated T for Safety! Enjoy loves! TEMP HOLD

Light had such a tough time the first nights. He didn't even mind to share the same bed with the detective and even though he missed the safety of his bedroom, he had to admit the sheets smelled good and the pillows were soft enough to rest well. If only he could. [ Collection of L/Light nights based on Fun's song "Some Nights" ]

What happens when Arthur is sent back into the Pirate era and couldn't escape? Worse though, that he has been transported onto Spain's ship. Will Spain believe who he really is? How will Arthur get back and how can he cope in this old but new place?

Another OS Dump, this time for NSFW stories. All the stories in this are for adults. Multiple couples. Feel free to suggest ships and prompts!

Katsuki se réveille le lendemain d'une soirée arrosée dont il n'a aucun souvenir et découvre que quelqu'un a manifestement passé la nuit sous sa couette. Et lui qui n'est pas du matin...

He was sour and insecure, aggressive and juvenile. The man was lazy and weak like his brother but lacked any of the softness. Unless you were a pretty girl. Then he was all charm and sexuality. Lovino Vargas was a creature of great confusion to Ludwig.

What happens when Spain finds out that his toe might not be entirely his? SpUK. One-shot. Pretty much a crack fic. Rated T for language and mild violence.

"Fine. Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a bridge." Without missing a beat Gilbert replied: "Can I pick?"

Lovino Vargas has been angry with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo for the last time. He is alone and depressed for a while till one of the new students starts taking an interest in him. A multi-chapter fanfic that will be added on to. POV might change a few times. Rating might change over time. Prumano fanfic with a bit of Spamano. College au.

Lovino, jeune noble italien, se voit forcé de quitter son pays pour aller épouser un puissant noble espagnol. Il se jure de haïr à jamais ce mari qu'il n'a pas choisi, mais le destin joue parfois d'étonnants tours à ceux qui utilisent le mot "jamais"... UA humains monde parallèle, Mpreg, divers pairings à venir.

Shouto ne comprend pas vraiment pourquoi son camarade souhaite lui faire visiter toutes les grandes villes du Japon. Il ne comprend pas non plus pourquoi son cœur bat si vite, ni pourquoi ses yeux écarlates attirent tant son regard. Si Katsuki n'est pas vraiment un ami, il n'est plus un adversaire pour autant. L'aube de ses sourires est la plus précieuse vision qu'il puisse avoir.

After WWII Japan was surprised to find China wanting to stay with him and take care of him...Japan felt guilty about everything he did...And then...

Katsuki can only gape as Shouto's focus immediately switches to the thing, right hand coming up to grab the paw and rub it between his fingers. "Is that a cat?"

"So we really have been dating all this time?" "For what, like 4, 5 years?" The story of how the members of Kiseki no Sedai find out Aomine and Kise are dating, in chronological order.

The gang gathers for some karaoke and some rather surprising talents are discovered

As the title say's this story is based on Germany and Romano/S. Italy... What happens when Romano is left in charge of the house when Spain is on an outing? Read and find out. -Sucky summary guy's sorry -.-' Rated M for sexual content and language, a.k.a. Romano's mouth...

What if the original Hetalia anime had the 2p characters? This is a retelling of the Hetalia anime, 2p!ified. (WARNING: This is 2p, so it may include blood, gore, cannibalism, swearing, etc. I'll likely avoid racial slurs and sex, but no promises.) Rating may change. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows.

By the time Bakugou is 10, his back is covered in flowers. (aka the soulmate au where every time your soulmate cries a flower tattoo appears on your skin)

"Do you think God cursed us?" Those were the words that slipped past pale lips, gently brushing to the ears of the man next to him, a slight quiver breaking the blissfulness of the moment. Hazel eyes stared up blankly at the night sky for a moment and thought deep among the twinkling stars. "No, I think he blessed us." {prumano oneshot}

Cela fait deux ans que Aomine et Kise sont en couple. Pour fêter ça, ils font une sortie à la plage. Ce qui est loin de plaire à Aomine en remarquant que son compagnon attirait bien trop de regards à son goût.

Kuro was openly perverted and had a colourful outlook on sex, but was capable of restraining himself. But he always had time to appreciate his boyfriend Oliver's ass. Not that Ollie hates that, he's just a shy fellow. OllieKuro, 2p Englandx2P Japan, 2p Asakiku, Yaoi, *Oneshot* (No smut), 2p Hetalia

With the help of Peter Parker in his life Wade finally gets accepted to the Avengers. It's "Take your daughter to work day" at Ellie's school which means that she is visiting at Avengers tower. Shenanigans ensue! Mild background spideypool. Humor and fluff. Cross-posted from Ao3

Me revoilà avec le troisième OS de la rare paire week ! le thème était ' souvenir d'enfance' je vous propose donc de voir cela sur un petit Germano !

Three friends, no government hinderance or political issues just three friends trusting each other in a pure friendship and being there for one another until the day they die - at least until the day they thought they died. Short, cute drabbles that are probably OOC. Historically inaccurate. HRE is Germany. Rated T for Romano's cussing, mostly. All by Time Turner so WILL UPDATE!

Canada, Germany, and South Italy. The brothers of the Bad Touch Trio, and best friends since childhood. Follow their adventures and see where their paths take them! Human and non-human names used. This story will span across several hundred years. I will try to be as historically accurate as possible, and I'm sorry for any mistakes. DISCONTINUED.

Gilbert has a new neighbor, and it leads to some very interesting situations. On the other hand, flirting through the window can lead to a few misunderstandings. Prumano, Human AU

Après une investigation approfondie du mystérieux courant – et une série de poignées de mains ridicules avec tout le vaisseau – l'équipe avait bien fini par se rendre à l'évidence. Ces décharges n'existaient qu'entre Keith et Lance, elles n'étaient ni douloureuses ni dangereuses, et ils avaient d'autres chats à fouetter pour le moment – comme vaincre Zarkon, entre autres.OS Klance.

The BTT is known for its unbreakable friendship that can survive time and wars. Nothing can break those three apart. Nothing. Nothing except perhaps ... one rule. One unbreakable rule. "No dating out of bounds." Now, what would happen if that rule were to be broken?

Kise is crying in the changing room for having lost against Seirin when he suddenly receives an unexpected visit. Maybe having lost is not as bad as he had expected at first...

Mirrors and cupcakes and other nice thing but not when it come to England 2P

Si tout est "Made in China" et que Japon a été élevé par Chine alors logiquement... Oui, mais "logiquement" selon Prusse. [NiChu]

Francis est sans cesse martyrisé par les autres pays même par celui qu'il aime. Ludwig décide alors de l'enlever. C'est alors qu'il découvre que le français cache un pouvoir sans limite...(YAOI) FrancexAllemagne ou/et FrancexAngleterre. MPREG

Jul tries her very hardest to propose in a romantic way to Chiara, sadly she fails. A lot.

AU: (Prumano) "Corrió donde él y se arrodilló a su lado. Quiso gritarle que se levantara y que siguiera luchando pero la voz se le atoró en la garganta. Lo sacudió con torpeza. Sintió miedo.Temblando, posó sus dedos con inseguridad en el cuello del mayor, buscando un pulso inexistente. Estaba muerto." De esa manera Lovino Vargas es enviado a prisión, allí conoce a su tormento albin

A collection of stories about the growing romance between Northern Italy (Feliciano) and Southern Italy (Lovino).

Two men are constantly being told to be more like their younger brothers. Don't people understand that it hurts, and that the fit of rage or the arrogance that is shown is all just a lie? (Can be looked at as PruMano, rated T because ROMANO.)

A sleeping Arthur starts speaking in Spanish at a world meeting and chaos ensures.

After meetings, he wants to go back to his room. But a run of bad luck makes him get closer to a few people. Rated T for my language.

Germany, South Italy, and Canada. Locked in a basement for six days, broke out in one day. Possibly a short series? (Focuses mainly on Canada, next one will focus on Germany.)

Sleepovers at Gilbert's house are never boring. Kid!Lovino and Kid!Prussia platonic fic for Prumano Week 2015.

Life is not easy for Lovino as a single dad, but it's not something he has to face alone. Prumano drabble- Slice of Life AU with baby!Antonio.

Prussia isn't sure how one goes about seducing someone as guarded and hot-tempered as Romano, but he does his best. [All of the Prumano. Rated M for language and other inappropriate things.]

Prussia goes to the World Conference with only one purpose: Ask out his crush! Unfortunately, as the nation realizes, it's harder than it sounds.

Aomine a toujours protégé Kise, mais lorsqu'il est vraiment en danger, il n'est pas là. Et il doit recoller les morceaux. / Mention de viol !

Prussia takes his teasing a bit too far when he takes one of Switzerland's guns and refuses to give it back. In Switzerland's attempts to get the gun back, a sudden move from the Swiss makes Prussia tense up and fire. At first it seems no one is hit, but someone was indeed shot...America always liked to say he was the hero, and this just proves it.

1940- France Fell under Nazi Occupation. The North under German ruling the South a Collaborating Vichy. Across the Chanel, Resistance moves in shadows while the people remain passively quiet. Can you imagine it? The throbbing headache that prevents you from sleeping? Germany can't even begin to imagine. France can't begin to forget. GerFra- Violence and War- Rated M for a reason

Romano goes to the Germany brothers' house in search of Veneziano, but instead finds something he could have never guessed. (short Prumano oneshot, a bit of fluff at the end. T because of self-harm and Romano's foul mouth) (story is much better than horrible summary)

Espagne retrouve Francis seul dans un bar. Celui-ci pleure la perte de Canada et noie son chagrin dans l'alcool... Le pirate va l'aider à le ramener chez lui mais une chose en entraînant une autre... Spain/France :) avec 2 lemons !

When there isn't many left you find comfort in the least expected... [Written in 2013- during my bad weeb days]

WW2 1943, Normand village. The French girl Michelle meets an unusual German soldier. Behind the joyful music of the musette, the war between love and national pride is not easy to end. Fem!France x Germany. Rated M for light/medium smut, war and tough subjects.

Lovino and Ludwig are in a happy relationship. Feliciano pretends to be okay with it and happy for them, believing they will eventually fail, but what happens when Lovino gets pregnant- and Ludwig is ecstatic? Features: Germano; preggers!Lovi; jealous!Feli; parental!Toni; and some other weirdness. Will probably be other pairings showing up whenever I feel like it. T for now.

Present for Angel the Neko. America has been hearing rumors that England will marry Spain. Gullible and upset, America decides to avoid his ally in the worst way possible. What's going on between England and Spain? USUK.

Romano was the black sheep, the outcast, the loner, the evil twin who was cynical about love and it only gets worse when the guy he fell in love with marries his gentle twin brother…but things look up when he is comforted by an unexpected blonde German who's had his eye on him for a while.

2P!Hetalia ahead! 2P!USUK Smut: Arthur Kirkland. He had done something that no other nation could even think of possibly doing. And he was damn proud of it.

The Roman baths were once said to become so hot that many would faint or, it would prove fatal. Rome neglected to think of the latter as he invited Germania into one in hopes to woo him into his bed, but this concerns one more used to the cold than heat

Ladonia's scar wasn't always there. A story based on what Himaruya said Q: "Ladonia's scar?" A: "It's paint" in his blog. You can see where this goes. And it's really about time that people write about the micronations. It's really, really fun.

Prussia and Romano troll the Apple store in a New York Mall. Rated T for language.

Prussia has been staying at Russia's house for a while now because of the Berlin wall, and he hates it. Russia intends to change that. YAOI Oneshot. RussiaXPrussia Hinted LithuaniaXPoland and GermanyXItaly

Daily happenings in Kirkland-Wang family. The 'Tea lovers' kouchagumi family. Pairings: UK X CHina. Children: HK, US, Taiwan.

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

A night of drinking for Prussia and England end up leading to what they thought would only be a one night stand. However, that drunken one night stand is going to turn into so much more… Mpreg, Prussia X England and some other couples.

"That my tears were those of the phoenix, that they might heal your scars." Post-Soviet-era Lithuania and Poland try to find healing in each other.

AKA How an inanimate object made Germany and Romano fall in love. Fluff GerMano

Veneziano turns to him and says, "Germany, don't you ever get tired of Romano hating you?"

England may usually forget Canada. But one day Canada gives him the most ultimate gift a child can give to a parent figure: 'Love you Forever' by Robert Munsch.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

After a blind date gone awry, Prussia and Romano decide to team up to break up Germany and Veneziano. Needless to say, things don't quite go exactly as planned. Germany/North Italy, Prussia/Romano.