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 For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When my brother was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after. You say Pink I say Black You say Hollister I say Hot Topic You say Jonas Brothers I say Fall Out Boy You say prep I say me myself and i You say Hannah Montanna I say Evanesence You say Superman I say Christian Ozera You say I'm a freak I say Thanks. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway If you can't convince them, confuse them. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your son Jeff P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That is in my center desk drawer. Call me when it's safe to come home. You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid! Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... -if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Adrian, put this on your profile -if vampires are real, post it -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauder... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. Try Not To Cry Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. I think that child and animal abuse is the saddest thing in this messed up world. If you agree with me, copy and paste this. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it! Got a problem with me? Solve it. If people are scared of you copy and paste this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you enjoy having a tongue, I suggest keeping your mouth closed. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies." If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love the Twilight Saga, but Harry Potter will always be number one for you copy and past this to your profile. If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. ~HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!~ If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile. If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile!! If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever repeated what you have said more than once, copy and paste this into your profile. SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. You know you live in 2010 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object 8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents) 9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces 10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6. 15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I almost did try not to cry on this one: A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and past this in your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: no. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: no. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: no. Girl: Choose me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that' this is sweet "REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP? My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ." My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about the planet EARTH "The earth does not revolve around you little missy!" My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home." My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you Hi! Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God In Honor of Stupid People - read this it HILLARIOUS!! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) A black walks into a room and sits down. A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... -If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile -If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. -Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile -If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. -If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. -If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.\ If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile. HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. If the story above affected you as much as it did me, please copy and paste this onto your own profile Copy and paste this if you know someone who needs to be hit by a bus. 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 1. Some days I just feel like… what is this feeling? (wicked) 2. Right now I am thinking... Peacock (katy perry) 3. My favorite type of day is… never say never (justin bieber) 4. Nothing beats a good… dear john (taylor swift) 5. When stuff confuses me, I just say… on the floor (jennifer lopez) 6. My view on sex is summed up with this word/phrase… blow (ke$ha) LOL 7. I hope my last words are…electric city (the black eyed peas) 8. Quizzes like these are dumb. I’d rather… bad day (daniel powter) 9. At my funeral, they’d better be listening to… our song (taylor swift) 10. Some days I just want to scream out… the show (lenka) 11. I love to eat, especially when the food tastes like… love story (taylor swift) 12. I’m not crazy, I just like to… Last Friday Night (katy perry) 13. Lots of these made no sense, but that’s because… crazy beautiful life (ke$ha) 14. My music knows me best, that’s why it knows that all I want for Christmas is… coming home (diddy- dirty money & skylar grey) 15. When I laugh a lot of people say I sound like… heart of gold (james blunt) 16. My feelings on gay marriage are summed up in this word/phrase… who's laughing now? (jessie j) 17. If that last one made no sense to you, then I just have this to say to you… the best day (taylor swift) 18. My last thought after this little quiz thing is… finalle wicked (wicked) how ironic If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. Things to Do at the Mall 1. Place goldfish in the fountains they have there. 2. Release a cat in a random store. 3. Steal the pennies from the fountains. 4. Hand out blank pieces of paper to people. 5. Sprint through a crowd like you are in a hurry to get somewhere and then sit down. 6. Tell random people Gay Is Not The Way 7. Ask burly guys if they will be your best friend. 8. Go into stores that have the radio playing and ask all of them to change it to Radio Disney. 9. Buy something, return it, buy the same thing, return it, repeat. 10. Go into a game store and play the games they have there to play for free. All Day. 11. Demand free refills at a food court where they charge for refills. 12. Concentrate on something while walking and bump into people. 13. Ask someone to buy something for you suspiciously, anything. 14. Skip everywhere. 15. Get a bunch of people and start doing push ups. 16. Ask for free samples at any store. Clothing, electronics, but not food. 17. Go up to random people shake their hand and say, "Hi, I have herpes." 18. Go into a bookstore and read an entire book there, then walk away. 19. Go up to someone, point at them and say, "I'm onto you..." walk away. 20. Works best if you are like 30/40: Go up to a store and ask them if they can direct you to your "mommy" because you are lost. 21. Try to play patty-cake with everyone who walks by you. 22. Ask random people if that was their Honda that got towed. 23. Do somersaults to get from place to place. 24. Ask to test fly one of those tiny remote control helicopters and make it fly out of range over a ledge if you are on the second floor or up. 25. Insist that you are not paying tax on something you bought because it is food, start to gnaw on object. things to do at a movie. 1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!" 2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head. 3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen. 4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?" 5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie. 6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first. 7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing" 8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed. 9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?" 10. Try to start a Mexician wave 11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend. 12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist. 13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors. 14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are. 15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!" 16. Hum the theme music. 17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling. 18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses. 19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view. 20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly" 21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late. 22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. 50 Things To Do At K-Mart. 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!" 20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm...I thought the customer was always right!" 21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples) 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies." 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: Marco Polo. 43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's. 45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels. 46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again." 49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Whoever said nailing jelly to a tree is impossible never froze the jelly first Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Dear Noah, Dear Twilight fans, Dear Icebergs, Dear J.K. Rowling, Dear America, Dear Boyfriend, Dear Voldemort , Dear Yahoo, Dear girls who have been dumped, Dear 2010, Dear Justin Bieber , Dear Rose, Dear Windshield Wipers, Dear Taylor Swift, Dear Soccer Fans, Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Dear Rubik's Cube, Dear Santa, Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, Dear Martin Luther King Jr., Dear Sleeping Beauty, Dear Romeo, Dear Fox News, Dear Sex Educators, Dear Toaster, Dear Edward, Dear Prince Charming, Dear 2012, Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night TOTAL: 12 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing TOTAL: 12 I WANT TO TELL YOU LIES I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be OK, I want to tell you lies You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will, I want to tell you lies I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive Don't make me tell you they're all dead, I want to tell you lies I want to say she'll be OK, you didn't take her life I hear you say you love her and you'd never hurt your wife You thought you didn't drink too much, you thought that you could drive I don't want to say how wrong you were, I want to tell you lies You only left her for a moment, it happens all the time How could she have fell from there? You thought she couldn't climb I want to say her neck's not broke, that she will be just fine I don't want to say she's paralyzed, I want to tell you lies I want to tell this teen his buddies didn't die in vain Because he thought that it'd be cool to try to beat that train I don't want to tell him this will haunt him all his life I want to say that he'll forget, I want to tell him lies You left the cabinet open and your daughter found the gun Now you want me to undo the damage that's been done You tell me she's your only child, you say she's only five I don't want to say she wont see six, I want to tell you lies He fell into the pool when you just went to grab the phone It was only for a second that you left him there alone If you let the damn phone ring perhaps your boy would be alive But I don't want to tell you that, I want to tell you lies The fact that you were speeding caused that car to overturn And we couldn't get them out of there before the whole thing burned Did they suffer? Yes, they suffered, as they slowly burned alive But I don't want to say those words, I want to tell you lies But I have to tell it like it is, until my shift is through And then the real lies begin, when I come home to you, You ask me how my day was, and I say it was just fine I hope you understand, sometimes, I have to tell you lies I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes. I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse. I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance. I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way. I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idoit. I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write. I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends. I'm also the girl they call "best friend." I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FOUND THIS FUNNY CUZ I DID! If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile. If crayons are made of wax, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever talked to a human, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not going to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven If you love Jacob Black more than Edward, copy this to your profile! If you think Jacob is too sexy for his shirt, then copy this to your profile! If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fire is better than Ice, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob Black was too good for Bella Swan, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried during Eclipse, copy and paste into your profile -- - --Put This -- -- --σn Your -- -- --page If -- -- --You Know -- - --Sσм℮on℮ -- --Whσ's Di℮d -- - --σr is suffering -- -- --frσм canc℮r :'( ~~~Nine Things I Hate About Everyone~~~ 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their Ass Kicked! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels. Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda" Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm The Kind of Girl who would... I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act smart than stupid I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile. People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one." Girls Don't Realise These Things I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. ~(I am a girl and I would never be that stupid and self centered and cold to turn down a guy like this, because there are only a few guys in the world who actually give a damn about who a girl really is and/or take the time to figure it out. So if you are somebody who would treat a sweet, caring guy, like that then I feel sorry for you. You're cold and heartless and will get nothing but a lot of heartbreak and pain in your life, because you never realize what you've got until it's too late!) I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse. The next time u think ur perfect, try walking on water. God created men first because u always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it! My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. Parents spend the first part of ur life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell u to sit down and shut up. My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore. quinn and sam sam and quinn fabrevan quam Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now True Friends True friends are always there. She’s there for my tears. She’s there for my laughs. She’s there for my moments. True friends are always there. He’s there for support. He’s there to tell it like it is. He’s there to keep me guessing. True friends are always there. They’re there for me in misery. They’re there to give me hell. They’re there of remind me of my morals. True friends are always there. She’s there to encourage me. She’s there where ever I go. She’s there waiting for me. True friends are always there. He’s there to make me angry. He’s there if I change my mind. He’s there when ever I need hem. True friends are always there. They’re there to irritate me. They’re there to keep me in line. They’re there to keep my secrets safe. True friends are forever. True friends are there For you in a heartbeat I'm the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabethelay13, Warning - May contain nuts! KupKakeLover You just lost THE GAME! (For those of you that don't know what THE GAME is (It is very popular in Band! Yes I just had a parentheses in a parnethese!) THE GAME is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about THE GAME itself. Thinking about THE GAME constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of THE GAME, must be announced each time it occurs. Ex. I just lost THE GAME. It is impossible to win THE GAME; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as they possibly can. You cannot not play THE GAME; it does not require consent to play and you can never stop playing. After you think of THE GAME, there is a five minute grace period in which you cannot lose THE GAME. It is played by everyone who knows about THE GAME.You just unwillingly became a player of THE GAME.) |
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