Hello, all.

This account is for all my...ahem...higher rated...fanfictions, mainly because my grandad has the link to my other account. My real penname is sarahlizzie, so feel free to visit that account if you want to read my clean stuff.

A better version of my profile is also on this page, so if you are really desperate to know more about me, look there.

I read Inkheart and Inkspell a while ago, but when I picked up Inkdeath the first thing that went through my mind was "WTF?! Who is the Black Prince? Is he the one who died? Or the evil one? Then who was the laughing prince? Why are there so many princes?!" So obviously, I had to read the first two again, and due to the HUGE amount of work my teachers insist on piling me with, I'm only about halfway through Inkdeath. So no spoilers!! Please!!

I am obsessive. When I get addicted to something, it goes far. As far as my laziness will permit. But I move on really quickly. It's weird, but I'm weird :)

Sucks for you if you happen to be reading one of my stories that has four chapters. Chances are you'll never see the fifth one. I have a weird thing with fives, I guess I just lose inspiration when I get that far. That's why "Fate is a Strong Word" on my other profile has been on hiatus since 2008.

“Boys are stupid. They don’t understand coy looks. They understand boobs.”

Stories in progress

Various Deleted Scenes: Lemons from "Fate is a Strong Word" (Twilight) and "Kinship," (Lord of the Flies) as well as potentially a few others. I was too wary to put these in the original story.

La Tua Dolore: Twilight. 'I simultaneously threw off my heavy black cloak and inserted an elegant gilt key into the lock. “Evening, Edward.”’ Aro’s orders are to torture the prisoner until he caves - but Jane has other ideas on how to get Edward to consent. Lemons.

Fools: Supernatural. We've all been fools, including Castiel. He's been cut off from heaven for a while now, but who needs heaven when you have Dean? Slashy lemons! w00t!

Heat of the Moment: Supernatural. Dean and Cass spend some 'quality time' together in the shower. Smutty, slashy lemons.

One Less Problem: Supernatural. Cass is wasted, and upset. That was never a good combination, and Sam hardly knew what he was getting himself into when he called Castiel for help. Set during 5.17. Sassy, if that’s what you call it. Woo.

Too Close to the Ground: Supernatural. Sixteen years ago, Gabriel the Archangel fell, and now he lives among the humans, knowing nothing of his true identity. But things begin to reveal themselves when he finds out his best friend Sam is actually Lucifer’s true vessel. Slash, Wee!chesters (sort of) & fluffy angelyness : )

The Rowan Winchester Trilogy is a Supernatural story I'm writing with HigherMagic, on her profile. Combines the worlds of humour, angels, intrigue and lemons to bring you the tale of Rowan, the girl John took under his wing that Dean can't stand. Or so he thinks.