There are two types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can not count. author unknown

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -- author Unknown

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people -- author unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -- author unknown

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

He who laughs last didn't get it. author unknown

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Remember, if you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I have wondered at times what the ten commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress -- Ronald Regan

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’
- Unknown

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened

Dont steal. The government hates competition.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids

Ninety-Five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shasow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroeVillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, charmed4eva112, Mileyrocks95, Leojldancer, LanaLangKent, MarshMalu, Endurancegirl, Oggiethefroggie.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!
- Author Unknown

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

I'm smiling because you're my brother! I'm laughing because there is nothing you can do about it.

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

Post this in your bulletin if you smiled when read it

If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabrities, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but only caused your 'peers' to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

DoNt FoLlOw Me...i RuN iNtO WaLlS

Guns don’t kill people — people do.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk out.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to the stupid people

Rehab is for quitters!

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. - Frank Zappa

David Frost
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50 of the world's currency would be held by 6 people

The letter 'w' is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have one syllable, it has three

True Friends always pop up to say Hello...
True Friends don't care if you're a lil' different…
True Friends never fight like cats and dogs...
True Friends will drive you anywhere!...
True Friends let everyone come along...
True Friends don't laugh at you when you get new glasses
True Friends help you up when you're down...
And True Friends never let you do something you'll regret
when you wake up the next morning!

The man that smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

When I die I want to go peacefully, like my gandfather, in his sleep...not screaming, like the passangers in his car.

Whatever it is-- I didn't do it!

Why remember quotes when you can make them up?

Keep smiling. It makes everyone wonder what you are up to.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

My imaginary friend says you have problems.

A war never decides who is right, but who is left

When in doubt: MUMBLE

Give thanks to the Lord for he is Good! His faithful love endures FOREVER! Psalm 118:29

The grass withers and the flowers fade, but the Word of our God stands forever. Isaiah 40:8

.-.-//\\.-.-Put This
.-.//-.\\-.-On Your
.-//.-.-\\.-Profile If
.-\\.-.-//-.You Know
.-.\\.-//.-.Someone
.-.-\\//.-.-Who has
.-.-/\\.-.-.Diabetes
.-.//-\\.-.-like Nick Jonas
.-//.-.\\.-.Melissa

"FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real
friends and hope to get it back

Are you tired of all those lame-ass "friendship" poems? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use big words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? Because you are my friend.

copy and paste this if you are this kind of friend!!

NOW IT'S TIME FOR STERIOTYPES!!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST be an obnoxious Yankee
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over
I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a back-stabbing bitch
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math and be an orchestra prodigy
I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot
I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I'm WELL-OFF, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep
I'm FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven

Stereotypes are unnecessary and stupid! Copy, paste & add

YOUR GUY SIDE:

1. x You love hoodies
2. x You love jeans
3. x Dogs are better than cats
4. x Its hilarious when people get hurt
5. x You played with/against boys on a team
6. x Shopping is torture
7. x Sad movies suck
8. Own/ed a X-box
9. x Played with hot wheel cars as a kid
10. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
11. xYou own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega
12. x You used to be obsessed with power rangers
13. xYou watch sports on TV
14. Gory movies are cool
15. You go to your dad for advice
16. x You own like a trillion baseball capS
17. You like going to high school football games
18. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
19. x Baggy pants are cool to wear
20. It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
21. x You love to go crazy and not care what people think
22. x Sports are fun
23. x Talking with food in your mouth
24. Sleep with your socks on at night

16/24

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

1. You wear lip gloss/stick
2. You love to shop
3. You wear eyeliner
4. You wear the color pink
5. x Go to your mom for advice
6. You consider cheerleading a sport
7. xYou hate wearing the color black
8. You like hanging out at the mall
9. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
10. x You like wearing jewelry
11. Skirts are part of your wardrobe
12. Shopping is on of your favorite hobbies
13. x You don’t like the movies star wars
14. You were in gymnastics/dance
15. It takes you around /more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
16. xYou smile a lot more than you should
17. x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
18. You care about what you look like
19. You like wearing dresses when you can
20. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
21. x You love the movies
22. x Used to play with dolls as a kid
23. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
24. Like being the star of everything

8/24

"God sent us angels, and their names are Kevin, Joe and Nick."

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell...

"I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!"

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

If You Support Nick Jonas Post This in Your Profile

If You Love The Jonas Brothers Post This in Your Profile

If You’re Bored and Want a Longer Profile Post This in Your Profile

If You Don’t Know What Your Doing And Why Your Posting This Post This in Your Profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're truthfully part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile,