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 Hey, hey hey! Welcome to the world of Fluent in Sarcasm ... So... I figured that I should really write something on my profile... And have now updated! Wooo The name's true, I am sarcastic to the nth degree, Some say it's the lowest form of wit, to which i say please take a number and stick it up your ... as you can see whatever I lack I more than make up for it in enthusiasm! So I am kinda obsessed with fanfiction its my form of escapism, I have the up-most admiration for those of you who write, as I can barely piece sentences together half the time, as most will know from my reviews! So bravo! *Applauds* I am one of eclectic tastes, as you can probably tell by my favorites list , I am the same with music, books and films, I'll try anything once! ;p As for the rest... use your imagination or ask!*Shrugs* I can also be found lurking on ADF, peeping from behind my fav tree from time to time... come join! Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind and sanity the most!!! |
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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,480 - Reviews: 5534 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 4,597 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,893 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Next Phase of Life by AprilMeeha reviews
This is the sequel to my story Life. So, check that one out first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/2/2009
It's Real Life by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
Bella never thought she'd meet a man who could make her want everything she'd been running from most of her life. What will happen when a self professed friends w/ benefits pro meets a self proclaimed recovering manwhore while the cameras are rolling watching their every move? It's Real Life... will they be ready for the reality of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 297,634 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19674 - Favs: 9,663 - Follows: 6,809 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11096 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 5,995 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Am I? by erinjeni reviews
Bella has a pretty normal life for an 18 year old. What happens when she wakes up at a hospital one day, at the age of 23, with no recollection of the last 5 years of her life? Yeah, what a mess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,516 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,519 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,321 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Lights Call by pixie4eva reviews
Twelve celebrities. Twelve fans. Twelve houses. Twelve weeks. One million dollars. That line grabs Bella Swan's attention from the first moment she reads it. The tag line to the most anticipated show of the year, I Want to Marry a Celebrity! Full summary inside. (Discontinued, more information inside.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Edward, Bella]
Give Me A Little Trust by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward wants one thing: a baby. The problem: he’s infertile. Will he ever get to be the father he’s dreamed of being? All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,297 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lights, Camera, Heartache by This Shattered Disaster reviews
She mothered his daughter, unbeknownst to him. She's just a small-town teacher with a bestseller and a broken heart, and everyone's in love with America's brooding bachelor. She sees him everywhere, he thinks about her always. Both wish they could move on, but neither is quite ready to give up on the memories of the past, no matter how much pain is caused in the process. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5500 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking from the Ordinary by Burntcore reviews
Bella owns a small bar in town & is fairly happy with her life so far. But it all changes when he walks into her bar, looking lost & confused. AU/AH BxE JxA RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 167,499 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 8,589 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7337 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witness Protection by twicrack83 reviews
Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family? AU/AH/OOC/adult language and lemons ensue!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 145,840 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Ice Advantage oneshot by Hibbleton78 reviews
One shot. Hockey fan, Bella Swan, has dedicated so much time and effort avoiding the 'puck bunny' label that she struggles to acknowledge that the attention from new team addition, Edward Cullen, is directed at her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3732 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17834 - Favs: 11,701 - Follows: 5,891 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 4,743 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Relief by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9587 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17649 - Favs: 11,529 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12203 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,798 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 4,854 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,060 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,819 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
My White Picket Fence by SerenaCarter reviews
Bad-ass Celebrity Bella Swan proves to be too much for her mother-Hollywood's sweetheart-to handle, after being exiled from Hollywood to go live with her father in New York. Trouble arises along with a sexy bronze haired, green eyed neighbor. OOC AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,159 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dazzling Moonlight by edwardenthusiest reviews
When Bella went cliff diving she went into an accoma and was forced to go to a hospital in Seattle which is where Edward is currently working. And it just turns out that he is her doctor. When Bella is dying will Edward be willing to change her? EXB?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Psychedelic Life by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11578 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
It Was Only His Baby by Juliamine reviews
Alice and Bella want what any couple wants, a baby. Bella asks her best friend Edward to contribute to the cause. He agrees but on one condition. B/A and B/E pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6484 - Favs: 9,489 - Follows: 4,260 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Possibility of You by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Lieutenant Edward Cullen is a dedicated fireman, but, when a new probie joins his crew, he struggles to keep things professional. Will he be able to keep himself in check or lose his heart to the possibility of love? AU/AH. M for language and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 362 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations with a Stranger by BittenBee reviews
Journeying to their families on Christmas Eve, two strangers cross paths, undergoing obstacles and finding a rare connection along the way. Life is one long conversation. 1st Place Winner for the Anything Goes Under The Mistletoe contest. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4513 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,908 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,592 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Have An Oreo? by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella's friends are on a mission to hook her up with her perfect match. All other plans have failed so now they're relying on a box of Oreos to do the trick. All Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Alter Ego by BookMe reviews
Something different from my other stories. By day, Bella is a student in school, neighbour to the Cullens but Bella is a little hard on cash, so, by night she does what she must to attain some money. All Human. Better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward Cullen has one moment of rash thinking and buys a puppy so he can talk to his local dog walker. This sparks controversy between his friends but they soon come to realise that you’d do anything when you think you’ve found ‘The One’. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,426 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,433 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Closed Book Bella by BookMe reviews
Edward Cullen is Bella's councellor. She's his longest running case who also messes up his amazing sucess rate statistics. Find out Bella's dark secret and find out how Edward cracks her. Edward and the Cullens-Vampires, Bella-Human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dr 98331 by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella's life seemed ideal until she had a motorcycle accident leaving her unconscious. Now her fate lies in the hands of Edward, her 20 year old doctor, but will theirs get intertwined in interim? Full summary inside. ALL HUMAN. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete