Name: Miranda. (that's all you need to know! STALKER)

Birthday: September 19th

Look's: I'm 5'4. Short life:p I have long dark brown hair and green eyes.

Personality: I love talking to people and am probably one of the most social people out there. I will literally talk to anyone. I don't get embarrassed very easy and I'm very outgoing. I'm very funny and love making people laugh and smile. I love helping people with their problems so if you ever want to talk I'm here. I DO NOT like to talk about my problems.. I just hold in my emotions. Just how I roll. Get to know me! ;P

Dislikes, Hate's, and Annoyance's: I hate almost everything and most of the world's population. I don't even feel like typing everything I don't enjoy but if you really wish to know just PM me and I'd be tickled pink to tell you everything I dislike.

Now you know me a little better:) Now to all those loser's complaining about having to scroll to the bottom, suck it up! It's not like I'm making you read it, it's as simple as scrolling down. Your welcome:)

Okay, so I have decided what to finally try and write a story, and once I finish this one (The Ultimate Betrayal) I am going to start a new story. I am going to try and update daily, or at least every other day, but I live an uneventful life so that will probably happen:) Thanks to all my readers. And please excuse my spelling/ grammer mistakes. I mean I have the spell check and I re-read all my stories but sometimes I don't catch all the mistakes. I HATE Author's Note's. I'm always like oh a new chapter and I click on it and im like seriously, I can almost hear them saying SIKE! So, I will probably only have them at the beginning and at the end of each chapter.

I suck at writing so it has been adopted.. go read my story and the last chapter will give you all the information you need!*

The Ultimate Betrayal- There's nothing Rose does better than revenge. With the help of none other than Adrian Ivashkov, Rose gets revenge on the two she thought would never hurt her.

Pairing:

Vampire Academy-

Rose/ Dimitri

Rose/ Adrian

Rose/ Christian

Rose/ Mason

Lissa/ Christian

Lissa/ Eddie

Eddie/ Mia

Adrian/ Sydney

Janine/ Abe

Alberta/ Stan

Rose/ Joshua

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I fucking hate sterotypes with a passion.

(Bold the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be stuck up.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. ( I must say though I do like hockey...don't get why people associate beavers with canadians)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Tiger Song: Hangover

What do tiger's dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebra's, or Halle Berry in her Cat Woman suit.
Don't you worry your pretty stipped head were gunna get you back to Tyson in your cozy tiger bed.
And then were gunna find our best friend Doug, and then were gunna give him a best friend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh Doug, Douggie Doug Doug!
But if he's been murdered by crytal meth tweakers,
well then were shit out of luck!
Copy and Past if you love the Hangover:)

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Miranda

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mirnizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Orange Squirrel

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Kay Exeter

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Umimiell

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Monster

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iikoune

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Kae

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Nemo

WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY

1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE

13. You always relate songs to Vampire Academy

14. You relate real life situations to Vampire Academy

15. You have your own cast for Vampire Academy, even though there is none yet

16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part and no one can stop you.

--there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

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if u like music. Music is Life

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

If you can't beat them, join them.

Don't get mad...Get even.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.

I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If vampires are real, post it.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to put it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Boys fall in love with what they see, girls fall in love with what they hear.

Tell yourself he isnt worth it, just one more time. Maybe this time youll believe it.

Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not. Someone asked,
WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH?
but before i could reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said,
DON'T EVEN GET HER STARTED

Sometimes the simplest advice you give to others, is the hardest for you to follow

Sometimes i wonder if love is worth fighting for, then i see your face and im ready for war

Love means never having to say your sorry

I love you I hate you I miss you

Loved you once, love you still, always will, always have

Love Dont run

My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Sarcasm is like my 2nd language.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm diabolically gifted. (AKA, EVIL!!)

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny

Don't follow in my foot steps, I run into things and trip on air!

You may laugh at me cause I trip over flat surfaces and air, but that takes skill to do

I'm the type of girl who will be sitting in a class with that one evil teacher, and when she leaves the room starts mimicking her, makes everyone laugh, then admits to doing it, just to get away from that teacher, stupid but it works.

I'm that girl in class who will make everyone laugh by bursting into a laughing fit... in mid silence.

I have an Arabian dagger on my wall, and I have a license to handle weapons (I really do I'm not lying I had to take a class.) you wanna talk smack to me know.

When it rains on your parade you gotta bust out the slip n' slide!!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Computers can beat you at chess, but they're no match for you at kick boxing.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

When Obama tells his girls to clean there room, he ends his sentence with 'I'm Borake Obama and i approve this message.'

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet

on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

"life is like an hourglass; eventually everything hits the bottoms and all you have yo do is wait it out until someone comes along and turns it around."

"well behaved women rarely make history"

"Dear homework, your not attractive and im not doing you."

"Dont fall in love. fall off a bridge, it hurts less."

Courage does not always roar, sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying "i will try again tomorrow"

"the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

What type of kid are you?

PREP

X You own a cell phone: Yeah Buddy

X You own something from Abercrombie: Nahhh,

X You own something from Pac sun: I thought that was a brand of pop o_O

X You own something from Hollister: No:P their soooo expensive!

X You own something from American eagle: YESSS! I love American Eagle

X You love/like going to the mall: Well duh!

X You own an iPod/MP3 player: Yes

X You love Starbucks: I practicly live in Starbucks, COFFEE!!!

x you have been called a brat: Yeah!

X You hate buying things that are on sale: NO! That's when they're the best!

X You have more than one house: No, why would you need more than one house?

TOTAL: 6

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colours: No, and besides black isn't a color. It's the absense of color.

X You have thought about death: I mean when I watch scary movies &stuff. But no, it's not a usually thought of mine.

X You wear chains: No.

X You like heavy metal: No!

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic: I LOVE HOT TOPIC!!! I got my Wiz Khalifa braclet there:)

X You have worn black lipstick: Yeah, on Halloween.

X Your hair was/is dark: Of course!

X You dislike preps: WTF is a prep?

x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic: Nope!

Total: 3

PUNK

X You can skateboard: No:P

x you’ve worn plaid: I look hot in plaid;)

X You like Converse: ew.

X You hate MTV: How in the world can you hate MTV?!

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, green, or orange hair. - (streaks count): No, but i want to!

x you dislike pink: Hot pinks where it's at!

X You hate/dislike preps: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A PREP IS!

X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes: 1st grade biotch

Total: 4

GEEK

X You love the computer: Yes, yes I do.

X You like Harry Potter: who doesnnt?

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts: NOPE 20-20 vision:)

X You get straight A's: All day everyday!

X You love/like reading: Yes, I say down with book haters!

X You were/are in band: No

X You have a curfew: Ummm...

X You always do your homework: Not always.

X You never miss school unless you're sick: Sadly true.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl: OH YEAHHHH!

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes: Volleyball, Basketball, Softball etc! SO obviously yes

X You collect your jerseys: Mhm, I have like 6 now!

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards: YEAHHHHH!

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes: mhm, I do indeed

X Your garage consists of sports equipment: Pretty much!

X You belong/belonged to a school team: Of course, Imma tank.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp: Always do!

X You have a specific number: Yeah, depending on the sport (#2 or 3 volleyball &softball, #23 basketball)

Total: 9

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music. Yes!

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles: I love them

X You never walk anywhere: I walk, sometimes

X You wear slip-on shoes: Pretty much the only type of shoe I have.

X You wear/wore Vans: I dont think so..

X You like the band Panic!: Panic at the Disco?

X You wear band t-shirts: No, but I want some

X People have called you a freak and meant it: Yes, and I say "Thank you, now excuse my while I care" -gives them an empty headed look and walks away-

Total: 5

I am a straight up athlete. I answered yes for all of them:P

My Boy Side

[x] You love hoodies
[x] You love jeans
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team
] Shopping is torture
[x] Sad movies suck (Romantic movies suck! I love sad movies and animes)
] You own a XBOX
[x] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] You owned a DS PS2 or Sega
] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] You watch sports on TV
[x] Gory movies are cool
] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport
] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] Sports are fun
[x] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth
] You sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL= 16

MY GIRL SIDE

[x] You like to shop
] You wear eyeliner
[x] You wear the color pink
[x] You go to your mom for advice
] You consider cheerleading a sport
] You hate wearing all black
[x] You like going to the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
] You like wearing jewelry
] You cried watching The Notebook
] Skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars
] You are/were in gymnastics
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] You smile a lot more than you should
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
] You care about what you look like majority of the time
] You like wearing dresses
[x] You like wearing body spray/deoderant
] You like high heel shoes
[x] You used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] You like putting makeup on others
[x] You like being the star of almost everything (I sometimes like it)

TOTAL = 13

Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:

1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)

3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D (naughty thoughts right here)

4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian BUT I STILL LOVE U MORE BABY!)

5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real

7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)

8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9)He's a ninja!

10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.

11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has that has anything and everything to do with Russia

12)With Dimitri you will never freeze cuz he's that hot :D

I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters:
GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letter:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER (this ones my favorite!)

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I dont suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying ever second of it

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