![]() Author has written 1 story for Vampire Academy. Name: Miranda. (that's all you need to know! STALKER) Birthday: September 19th Look's: I'm 5'4. Short life:p I have long dark brown hair and green eyes. Personality: I love talking to people and am probably one of the most social people out there. I will literally talk to anyone. I don't get embarrassed very easy and I'm very outgoing. I'm very funny and love making people laugh and smile. I love helping people with their problems so if you ever want to talk I'm here. I DO NOT like to talk about my problems.. I just hold in my emotions. Just how I roll. Get to know me! ;P Dislikes, Hate's, and Annoyance's: I hate almost everything and most of the world's population. I don't even feel like typing everything I don't enjoy but if you really wish to know just PM me and I'd be tickled pink to tell you everything I dislike. Now you know me a little better:) Now to all those loser's complaining about having to scroll to the bottom, suck it up! It's not like I'm making you read it, it's as simple as scrolling down. Your welcome:) Okay, so I have decided what to finally try and write a story, and once I finish this one (The Ultimate Betrayal) I am going to start a new story. I am going to try and update daily, or at least every other day, but I live an uneventful life so that will probably happen:) Thanks to all my readers. And please excuse my spelling/ grammer mistakes. I mean I have the spell check and I re-read all my stories but sometimes I don't catch all the mistakes. I HATE Author's Note's. I'm always like oh a new chapter and I click on it and im like seriously, I can almost hear them saying SIKE! So, I will probably only have them at the beginning and at the end of each chapter. I suck at writing so it has been adopted.. go read my story and the last chapter will give you all the information you need!* The Ultimate Betrayal- There's nothing Rose does better than revenge. With the help of none other than Adrian Ivashkov, Rose gets revenge on the two she thought would never hurt her. 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(Bold the ones that apply to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Tiger Song: Hangover What do tiger's dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? My names 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Miranda 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mirnizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Orange Squirrel 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Kay Exeter 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Umimiell 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Monster 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iikoune 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Kae 6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Nemo WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY 1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure 2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does 3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?' 4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!' 5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters 6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already 7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast 8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out 9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death 10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway 11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies 12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE 13. You always relate songs to Vampire Academy 14. You relate real life situations to Vampire Academy 15. You have your own cast for Vampire Academy, even though there is none yet 16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part and no one can stop you. --there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh? (\_/) Put this Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway. If you can't beat them, join them. Don't get mad...Get even. If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent. I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends. I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face. I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck. Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile. If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this. If vampires are real, post it. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken... I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Tell the truth and run. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to put it! I ran with scissors, and lived! The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Boys fall in love with what they see, girls fall in love with what they hear. Tell yourself he isnt worth it, just one more time. Maybe this time youll believe it. Yes, I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things when there is still time on the microwave. I lie sometimes to hide the pain. I say it's a long story when it's really not. Someone asked, Sometimes the simplest advice you give to others, is the hardest for you to follow Sometimes i wonder if love is worth fighting for, then i see your face and im ready for war Love means never having to say your sorry I love you I hate you I miss you Loved you once, love you still, always will, always have Love Dont run My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish. Sarcasm is like my 2nd language. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm diabolically gifted. (AKA, EVIL!!) I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny Don't follow in my foot steps, I run into things and trip on air! You may laugh at me cause I trip over flat surfaces and air, but that takes skill to do I'm the type of girl who will be sitting in a class with that one evil teacher, and when she leaves the room starts mimicking her, makes everyone laugh, then admits to doing it, just to get away from that teacher, stupid but it works. I'm that girl in class who will make everyone laugh by bursting into a laughing fit... in mid silence. I have an Arabian dagger on my wall, and I have a license to handle weapons (I really do I'm not lying I had to take a class.) you wanna talk smack to me know. When it rains on your parade you gotta bust out the slip n' slide!! If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left. Computers can beat you at chess, but they're no match for you at kick boxing. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? When Obama tells his girls to clean there room, he ends his sentence with 'I'm Borake Obama and i approve this message.' Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that? "life is like an hourglass; eventually everything hits the bottoms and all you have yo do is wait it out until someone comes along and turns it around." "well behaved women rarely make history" "Dear homework, your not attractive and im not doing you." "Dont fall in love. fall off a bridge, it hurts less." Courage does not always roar, sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying "i will try again tomorrow" "the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." I'm that girl -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this What type of kid are you? PREP X You own a cell phone: Yeah Buddy X You own something from Abercrombie: Nahhh, X You own something from Pac sun: I thought that was a brand of pop o_O X You own something from Hollister: No:P their soooo expensive! X You own something from American eagle: YESSS! I love American Eagle X You love/like going to the mall: Well duh! X You own an iPod/MP3 player: Yes X You love Starbucks: I practicly live in Starbucks, COFFEE!!! x you have been called a brat: Yeah! X You hate buying things that are on sale: NO! That's when they're the best! X You have more than one house: No, why would you need more than one house? TOTAL: 6 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colours: No, and besides black isn't a color. It's the absense of color. X You have thought about death: I mean when I watch scary movies &stuff. But no, it's not a usually thought of mine. X You wear chains: No. X You like heavy metal: No! X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic: I LOVE HOT TOPIC!!! I got my Wiz Khalifa braclet there:) X You have worn black lipstick: Yeah, on Halloween. X Your hair was/is dark: Of course! X You dislike preps: WTF is a prep? x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic: Nope! Total: 3 PUNK X You can skateboard: No:P x you’ve worn plaid: I look hot in plaid;) X You like Converse: ew. X You hate MTV: How in the world can you hate MTV?! X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, green, or orange hair. - (streaks count): No, but i want to! x you dislike pink: Hot pinks where it's at! X You hate/dislike preps: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A PREP IS! X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes: 1st grade biotch Total: 4 GEEK X You love the computer: Yes, yes I do. X You like Harry Potter: who doesnnt? X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts: NOPE 20-20 vision:) X You get straight A's: All day everyday! X You love/like reading: Yes, I say down with book haters! X You were/are in band: No X You have a curfew: Ummm... X You always do your homework: Not always. X You never miss school unless you're sick: Sadly true. Total: 5 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl: OH YEAHHHH! X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes: Volleyball, Basketball, Softball etc! SO obviously yes X You collect your jerseys: Mhm, I have like 6 now! X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards: YEAHHHHH! X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes: mhm, I do indeed X Your garage consists of sports equipment: Pretty much! X You belong/belonged to a school team: Of course, Imma tank. X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp: Always do! X You have a specific number: Yeah, depending on the sport (#2 or 3 volleyball &softball, #23 basketball) Total: 9 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Yes! X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles: I love them X You never walk anywhere: I walk, sometimes X You wear slip-on shoes: Pretty much the only type of shoe I have. X You wear/wore Vans: I dont think so.. X You like the band Panic!: Panic at the Disco? X You wear band t-shirts: No, but I want some X People have called you a freak and meant it: Yes, and I say "Thank you, now excuse my while I care" -gives them an empty headed look and walks away- Total: 5 I am a straight up athlete. I answered yes for all of them:P My Boy Side [x] You love hoodies TOTAL= 16 MY GIRL SIDE [x] You like to shop TOTAL = 13 Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov: 1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian? 2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!) 3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D (naughty thoughts right here) 4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian BUT I STILL LOVE U MORE BABY!) 5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned 6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real 7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is) 8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there. 9)He's a ninja! 10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have. 11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has that has anything and everything to do with Russia 12)With Dimitri you will never freeze cuz he's that hot :D I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xø„ºø„„øº„øº x x„øº„øººø„ºø„ Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: GAUTENG: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 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