"It seems reality distroys all dreams..."-"Strange Attraction" by The Cure

Uhm, no. Actually, I am Asia Wilkenson, Cure obsessionist, Priestess of the Purple Cows, Anti-typical Capricorn, Author, Insane person, uh...and other stuff. I'm from the Isle of Spork, where the purple cows frolic and dance about all day and are happy.

When life gives you llamas, make llamanaid! ^_^

I don't feel like typing anything more creative.

If you want creativity and general weirdness go to my spiffilicious page (psst...leave a note!) ^_^!

There...aren't you scared now.

I like Rocky Horror, and llamas, and singing, and sad, depressing stuff. Go me.

And I can't make coffeecake...

Anywaysies, I am 14ish with bronze, yesh, bronze, hair and hazel eyes. And hazel IS a colour, I don't care what anyone says!! So, uhm, I WAS gonna say something, oh well...

PINAPPLES!!!

Okay *points to above line* I'm not quite sure what brought that on. I'm insane, I think. Oh, wow, I think. Didn't know that!

If you'd review my stuff, I'd be obscenely happy and would love you forever and I MIGHT even IM you, if you're nice...

~*""*~Asia~*""*~

Just leave me alone in my little padded room with my Prozac and some Cure music. I'll be just fine.

We only date gay men!-Lynn