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 Hello to all who misclicked and found themselves on my profile. I don't know what you're doing here or what you're looking for, but that's kinda beside the point not really. Me? I'm a 20-year-old British nerd with all your standard interests, video games, comic books, sci-fi, yadda yadda yadda. I do talk kinda weird though. And I'm really sarcastic. And also I occasionally listen to nu-metal when I get really bored. I think maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I am losing my mind. Maybe he already has. Why were you here again? |
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How I Failed To Avoid The Plot by LightDusk16 reviews
Ever have those days where you feel that the universe is out to kill you? Well that's my whole life in a nutshell for the past few months. I've been transported to another world, been beaten with an inch of my life on multiple occasions, and somehow managed to get involved in the plot of this world even through I wanted nothing to do with it. Screw you universe!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,918 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Ruby R., OC, Team RWBY
ENMY: Team Enemy by Nezz.Kind reviews
Team RWBY is disbanded and Yang is left to find new allies. For her, that may very well be yesterday's enemies. Joining up with the likes of Emerald, Mercury, and Neo, the four will form Team ENMY(Enemy).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 434,577 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Yang X.L., Mercury B., Emerald S., Neo
Unbreakable Red Silken Thread by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Fate, destiny, chance, and luck. Four of the most powerful forces in existence, and all of them have had it out for Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, Heather Wilson, and Gwen Fahlenbock since the days they were born. Fortunately, those same four forces have got it in for each other as well. Rated M for sex and other mature, darkly realistic subject matters.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 316,376 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Heather, Cody] Gwen, Jasmine (TDPI)
For Closure by 2101817 reviews
Yang attempts to work around her disability as she readies herself to find out why her cherished friend Blake left her after the Battle of Beacon. The only way to do that was to try and track her down.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 220,279 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Neo, Winter S. - Complete
Total Drama: Cody's Redemption by CosmicWarrior reviews
Total Drama has ended, and Cody is still single. All he ever wants is to have someone special in his life. A chance to redeem himself. He's given a second chance as he returns to the island, while coming across some changes. How will he perform this time around, and how will it affect the game and its course? (Based off of 'Total Drama Redemption' by PurpleBandit3000)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,268 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Cody, Lindsay, Bridgette, Courtney
EyeCancer's Rant : How To Improve Your Story By leaps and Bounds by EyeCancer reviews
You have an idea for a RWBY story. It seems like a good idea in your head, an uncompromising badass, he can do anything and everything and gets ALL the girls. The issue? No one likes your character or story. Here are a few ideas and tips to improve writing, grammar, character development, and ideas.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 10/23/2016
Shooting Stars by Vogon Widow reviews
The pools of onyx that were her eyes encapsulated him, and he felt himself drowning in them. He had learned long ago that resisting their incredible pull was futile, and he allowed himself to be drawn in - submitting himself to the warm, yet at the same time, cool feeling that came with them. -1k Gwody Oneshot :D-
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Gwen, Cody - Complete
Starting Over by Slywyn reviews
Victoria works a dead-end job in The City, a desk clerk for JojaCorp. One day she reaches into a drawer and finds an old folder- the deed to a farm in a place called Stardew Valley, and a letter from dear departed Grandpa. She decides to leave her life behind and start anew, just like he did so long ago. Please leave reviews if you're liking the story, they're very encouraging.
Stardew Valley - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Abigail, Lewis, Pierre, OC
In My Sights by Blacsparrow reviews
May Zedong enjoys people watching. Then she laid her eye on little Ruby Rose. Started as a one shot and then grew into a short little story about a shy sniper setting her sights on a new kind of target. Naming the ship "Long Distance"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,598 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 6/25/2016 - [May Z., Ruby R.] Team NDGO - Complete
The Time Traveler and The Gamer by Sneky reviews
Little one shots based around D. Va and Tracer, romantic or otherwise. Other characters are thrown into the mix. Chapters may not be in chronological order or the in same setting.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 8/5/2016 - [Lena O./Tracer, Hana Song/D. Va] Angela Z./Mercy, Reinhardt W.
Life is a Highway by DefectedCat reviews
Four years after his wife passed away, Taiyang still comes home drunk every night. Yang, fed up, grabs her sister Ruby and takes off, deciding to start their own lives the way they'd be free to do - on the road. WhiteRose, BumbleBee.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
A new Challenger Approaches by FrozenLotusOTP reviews
While streaming for her fans late one night, D. Va gets hacked but maybe something unexpected could come of it?
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 11/7/2016
Stay Afloat by Blood Shinobi reviews
Brilliant, beautiful, and astronomically talented Pyrrha has only one weakness: she's aquaphobic. Nora is determined to find out why, and how she can help her. (Pyrrha x Nora)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,301 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Pyrrha N., Nora V.] - Complete
A Brawler's Guide to Love by Mr. Blender reviews
In which Yang finds herself smitten with her calm, cool best friend. That was the easy part. Now, her only problem is how to work up the guts to tell her that...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R.
A Strange Twist by Lillian Amelia Lund reviews
You know, slipping in the shower and cracking your head open like an egg is a pretty bad start to a day. Waking up in the world of Pokemon is an amazing continuation of a previously bad day. Realizing that your gender has been changed from male to female in the process? Well, I suppose we'll find out whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2016
Clubbin' by kaiju62 reviews
Yang and Nora go out for a night on the town. That's dangerous. Nora does something Yang doesn't expect and it leads them both down a very exciting road. -No longer a one-shot do to popular demand- Rated T for some implied themes and a bit of language
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,962 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L., Pyrrha N., Nora V. - Complete
Half-Baked Alaska by kb9vcn reviews
"RUBY! HOW could you SHIP your SISTER with the ENEMY?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Yang X.L., Neo] - Complete
Dreams Scented of Coconut and Apple by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Cody starts his senior year of high school and is already depressed. Thankfully for him, Lindsay's family just moved into his neighbor and she's at his school. The two former Total Drama contestants become fast friends. The blonde's presence lifts Cody's spirits considerably. But what happens when the lovable Tech Geek starts to develop powerful feelings for the sweet bombshell?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Cody, Lindsay] - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete