FIRST EVER SLAT PARODY! A spoof of the romance drama that airs ABC Family every Monday night at eight. The show is lovable and cute, but incredibly cliche. I spoof that! If you're fans of the show, don't view this as an insult, cause I'm a fan too!

Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue

There is a new coven in Forks and they are not your average people either. They are immortal witches being chased by another coven. Phoenix meets the Cullen family and falls for Jasper. Better summary inside. P/J, Aiden/P implied. James/Victoria Rated M

Pre-Twilight, James and Victoria. Oneshot.

James bit Bella but Edward can't suck the venom out. How will it turn out? Will Victoria come back? What is Bella's power? What will happen when it's time for confrontation? A bit OOC... ok a lot

Draco Malfoy watches Ginny Weasley satisfy a craving for banana muffins...& develops one of his own. oneshot, R&R, all naughtiness implied!