PERMANENTLY INACTIVE

Hey there!

I see you've come across my profile...

I go by on this site as 'Twenty One Cat Whiskers', in real life I sometimes go by 'Get your hand out of the cereal box!', but you can call me Whisker. Or cereal: I really don't mind - I'll answer to anything.

All of my Phan stuff is completely platonic, as I prefer to write more... drama (?) and sometimes horror (I guess) instead of just... fluff. Don't worry, though - there'll still be a good many hugs involved (I just really like hugs; like I really like hugs. Oh man).

So enjoy my rather... strange... stories, and review where you care enough to actually commend me on my hard work. Also feel free to PM me with any questions, story requests, or even if you'd just like to chat about my work.
Please.
I'm lonely.

Thanks for visiting and I hope you enjoy your stay!

-Sincerely, TwentyOneCatWhiskers

A song about my pride and joy, Outré:

"Pronounced 'Ooo-tray'":

"Outre,
The train wreck of commotion,
The coffee and the angst and the going through the motions.

'It wasn't hard to write,
Honest, I'm alright,
In the end, it was worth it anyway.

'Summer fancies Phil,
Erica needs to chill,
Because Dil won't invite her to the party.

'Eliza's such a weirdo',
Tabitha doesn't mind her, though,
What's with all this barrier malarkey?

'They had to dance to Swing,
Not knowing it would bring,
The 'aww'-ing of a whole room full of people.

'Chez Llama was a remarkable thing,
They almost got food poisoning,
Is what they serve here even really legal?

'Fluff and scars and downplay,
Throw on in some disarray,
And then - oh look - you've got yourself Outre.

'Dan got super mad on Thursday,
Didn't see Phil until Saturday,
People cried their happy tears and then...

'After days and days of writing,
The boys just kept on fighting,
At least they got to go home in the end.

'Half was sweet as Sucralose,
The other made you cry the most,
Happiness was calm as chapter 10.

'The Phandom appreciated it,
Though I made them sob a bit,
And now we're going to do it all again.'

'The end.'"