Engraverhide bio
 umm...hi there! sorry for my crappy english, I started to learn it recently...soooo something about me: I love Transformers, drawing and painting, writting, fantasy/sci-fi/horrors, anime and guinea pigs...lol they don't broadcast TF where I live (they did only once loooooooong time ago in the age of G1) except for the new movie...I'm sort of happy that they don't, our dubbing is just...TERRIBLE!! and that word is just underestimation of the real horridnes of it, belive me, you don't wan't to hear it...the same goes for toys, so youtube and ebay are my source of my TF fangirliness, weeeeee ok, stop, I'm not some stupid teen fangirl..oh no no (I hope)...I made an idiot from myself right? I wrote quite a lot of fanfictions, but I have no strengh to translate them, and those I managed to translate lacks the original humour...so maybe in the future...maybe...but I think you'll all die from the marysueness and OOC |
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Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
I've Been Trucked! by TheShadowCat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Human Tales by ZenNoodles reviews
G1, a collection of short stories. Humans are useful to Autobots, in good ways, in bad ways, in many ways. Here are just some of them. Latest Chapter: 13
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,501 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/29/2006
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Twin Times the Fun by Ray of Starlight reviews
Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Scent of the Future by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 Movieverse Post Movie. Optimus Prime and Elita One face the future of the Autobots on Earth after the Decepticons have been defeated. Ch.29 A big surprise for Jazz and Prowl. 'Nuff said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,443 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Second Chances Part One by sonofwolf reviews
Starscream gets a chance to go back and do it all over. Ten bucks says he screws it up...again. This story includes tons of things that will most likely make you hate me, so don't read it if you can't take a mature fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,649 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire
Transmissions by Red Tale reviews
G1. The Transformers learn organic life is not all squishiness. Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Tracks, Ratchet featured among many viewpoints.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Young Turks by Dreamchylde reviews
Ever wonder how Starscream, Thundercracker & Skywarp met? A deeper look into what makes the trio tick, how the friends met and their quest to become the 'best of the best'. Does contain some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,145 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007
The Last Seeker by Arken Elf reviews
Starscream has become the last Seeker. Exiled, addressed as atraitor, hunted by the Decepticons… he must find the way to survive and guide the ones who share his destiny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Starscream, Octane - Complete
Dreams and Reality by Water-smurf reviews
[TFTM G1] The deceased Autobots weren't supposed to die, and the Reaper knows this. They have another chance, but they need to enlist the living for help. Can they get the living to understand their riddles in time to avoid their own destruction?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/30/2007
Captured by Limmet reviews
AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,798 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The winter of our medic's discontent by Negare reviews
Ratchet. The twins. Is there anymore I really need to write? HAHAH! All done!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Jazz's Bipolar Prank by Aethelgythe reviews
Jazz finally decides to get even with the twins on Halloween night. NO SLASH! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Lamborghini Brothers by shioji-san reviews
It's not easy being Red Alert especially when his older brothers are the twin terrors, Sunstreacker, and Sideswipe. After all being their prime target is not an easy job.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
What's Wrong with a Little Destruction? by ajremix reviews
IDW 'verse. Various drabbles for the most badass strike force the Autobots have to offer: The Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 167,378 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Springer - Complete
A Good Cleaning by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skyfire, after a hard cycle's work, finds it somewhat difficult to get himself clean and relaxed. Starscream, of course, is all too happy to oblige. Slash. Pre-earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Nature by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1. Twins, Jazz, Hound, Trailbreaker. Sick, childish humour. Idea yanked from a three-word prompt on the TF kink meme that hasn't been answered in over a year by anyone else, so I thought I'd give it a try. Wanna guess which prompt? :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Biting the Bullet by Sabertron15 reviews
Bluestreak's come to accept his life among the autobots. With new friends & memories you would think life would be fine! Wrong the twins can't seem to leave him alone, it's one prank after the other. With the help of Bumblebee, Blue seeks out his revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bluestreak - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Beauty and the Beast by itsu-sual reviews
TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Forgotten Lament Redeemer and Destroyer by Acura RSX reviews
When love knows no boundaries it can be stronger than death. And sometimes, even stronger than undeath. Post TF:TM Implied ProwlxJazz. Loosely inspired by the Soul Reaver series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Brotherhood of Sighs by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Red Alert's depressed as all get out, and wanders off to think. Starscream cheers him up. Written in an hour in the middle of the night. Be nice. Only slash if you want it to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
How to tow a Datsun by Hunting Osprey reviews
In the aftermath of a mission gone wrong Prowl suffers the consequences of neglecting his health while in the company of Jazz, the Twins and the Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,858 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
High Voltage by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Crouching Motorbike Hidden Datsun by Hunting Osprey reviews
G1/Ani crossover. In a fight to the death which Prowl will you back?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008
Heaven vs Hell by Lady Shockbox reviews
Five years after the Unicron Battles, Alexis is doing a semester project for school. However, when she decides to do her report on a church, the priest claims he can revive Starscream. Taking his offer turns out to be a very bad idea. Armada
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Alexis, Sideways
A True Friend Stabs You In The Front by akisawana reviews
Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
The Sins Of The Past by Hunting Osprey reviews
No matter how far or fast you run your past misdeeds will always be there to greet you and, for Jazz, the price of absolution could be deadly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Action Figures by Dreamchylde reviews
You know you have at least one sitting by your computer. Oneshot. Bit of chaos from Starscream's POV about your friends and toys. Ficlet from my 'Young Turks' story. Extreme snarkiness warning. Please Rate and Review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Something to remember by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Due to a malfunction in the space bridge, Starscream and Carly are sent to a dangerous and distant planet, where they will have to cooperate with each other in order to survive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Leave Your Body at the Door by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Skywarp learns about the concept of 'Trick or Treat' and plans an elaborate, sadistic prank on Starscream for Halloween. It would have worked, too, if not for those meddling Autobots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Skywarp, Starscream - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Anything can happen in a seeker s night off by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Skywarp decides to take a night off and takes Thundercracker to an Autobot s tavern to have some drinks. There they will find unfriendly faces and will be involved in weird situations. My personal tribute to this beloved pair of seekers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Time Switch by Shath reviews
How will the Autobots handle Sideways, Thundercracker, Ransack and Crumplezone as toddlers, and Starscream as a baby? An old Cybertron Galaxy Force fic I wrote quite a while ago. Features just about all of the Autobots, most notably Red Alert & Jetfire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Starscream: Babysitter Extraordinaire by sonofwolf reviews
Starscream gets assigned to watching two captured Autobots...our favorite twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete