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Well, I can't really explain very much until later. When I get back from school! So in the mean time, read my stories and have fun!

So what! I'm a Directioner. Sue me. . . actually don't. But, ha, did you get it? Mary-Sue. . . Sue me? Haaaa? *ahem* sorry, force of habit. Hey! Check out my best friend's story, Locked In! It's amazing! Of course, I'm writing it too. So, um, yeah.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

SCORE: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (gloss)
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery (My necklace)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I HATE STAR WARS! Star TREK, however...)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I have two left feet)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (No, no. No makeup. It's a bad thing.)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
SCORE: 6

Yeah, I'm a girl, but I am more of a tomboy.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you, then laugh with you as soon as the sad moment is over.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will walk right up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FAKE FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

JUDGE ME

and I'll prove you wrong,

Tell me what to do

& I'll tell you off

Say I'm not worth it,

And watch where I end up

Call me a Bitch

And I'll show you one

Screw me over,

And i'll screw you over twice as bad

Call me crazy,

You really have no idea.