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Bonjour! I'm Eva and I'm new to this whole fanfiction thing. I hope to be able to read and write great stories from all around! I'm not the best writer but I beleive we all have the ability to tell a great story if we try :)

More about me: I'm 15, born and raised in Houston, Texas since January 7th, 1993. I'm fluent in spanish and english and am currently stufying french. I live with my parents, two siblings, and my dog. =

My Favorite type of music is rock. Sorry for all the country/rap people but I just dont like the music U_U
Favorite Bands are: Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Red, Breaking Benjamin, Hinder, Seether, Taking Back Sunday, and basically any other band you can throw at me :D

Favorite books of all time: Twilight Saga!! I ust love 'em!(Stephenie Meyer) Followed by other series such as the Artemis Fowl series (Eoin Colfer) and the Redwall Series (Brian Jaqcues) and another author I like is Neil Shusterman. I have other tastes in music and books but I just listed off the top of my head.

So I hope that everyone will be able to enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy other peoples, and I also hope to make new friends! Mucho love from that crazy Texan girl,

~Eva

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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Bridal Shower by Justine Lark reviews
Does anyone think that Alice would have let Bella get married without giving her a bridal shower? I didn't either. You are cordially invited to read my version of the event. It's a sweet, light, fun one-shot from Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
May the Best Date Win by amomof5 reviews
After Twilight, Bella spends the happiest summer of her life with Edward. What did they do? Lots of dating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by romanticpessimist reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Esme Got Her Island by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the title says... Short little fic, will be posted in SIX chapters. Takes place prior to Twilight. A part of my continuing Carlisle and Esme adventures. Chapter 7: Bonus chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Getaway by vjd reviews
Set at end of Eclipse Bella is desperate for alone time with Edward. They have had little time together with planning the wedding, and avoiding further dangers. She arranges for the perfect minivacation. Will Edward go along? What will happen? R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Just Dreaming by Halfelven hero reviews
Edward has a fun little dream. If only it were real. --WARNING: EXTREME JACOB BASHING-- literally
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by tara sue me reviews
Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Stunted Romance by Phantress reviews
Edward decides that late is better than never when it comes to Valentine's Day. Pure fluff! Am considering writing a second chapter - you decide! Do read and review! :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreaming of the Breaking Dawn by anuddaone reviews
Post-eclipse; Bella and Edward are married...promises, love, a few tears perhaps, and some other fun! Epilogue Posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
When The House Goes Up In Flames by by the factory wall reviews
Bella wakes up after cliff diving, only to discover that she hasn't been saved by anyone intent on saving her. She can only hope that Edward is on his way...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,462 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
No Ordinary Love by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B Wedding Night. 'He was almost beginning to think this could be possible.' One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Before the Dawn by cltaylor reviews
Bella finally gets what she wants most from Edward- eternity. Spoiler for all books- set after Eclipse. Rated mature for adult audiences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now or Never by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
When Bella Swan was just four months pregnant, she was forced to leave Forks. Now fifteen years later, Hope Cullen wants to meet her father. How will Bella react upon hearing the news? Will Hope ever meet Edward and learn about her heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Sunrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
He looked pointedly at my wrist, then he locked his eyes with mine again. His expression was carefully blank, but his eyes held an emotion that I couldn’t place. All he said was, 'That’s why you’ll regret it.' ::sequel to Moonrise.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,197 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
My Everlasting Love by runaway xo reviews
After Alice has a vision of Bella crying, Edward tries to discover the reason behind her shed tears and misty eyes. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Promises to Keep by UsayImaDreamer reviews
Set after Chapter 3 in New Moon. FINISHED. Edward has broken promises to Bella and leaves her. A story about fixing what is broken and becoming complete, no matter the obstacles. My first story, please REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outside Her Window by Lauren-xo reviews
What was running through Edward's head the first time he went to Bella's house and watched her sleep? A short One-Shot. Reviews are always welcome.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by binaryeclipse reviews
Edward/Bella. Wedding day bliss, with sugar for everyone to make the ending happy. Sugary, rot your teeth out sweetness. You have been warned. XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
The Order of the Garter by binaryeclipse reviews
Bella, Alice, Rosalie. Post Eclipse, mild spoilers for up to that point. The Cullen girls help Bella prepare for her big day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Gift by binaryeclipse reviews
Edward/Bella. Post Eclipse, mild spoilers for up to that point. This didn't end up quite as light and fluffy as I'd intended, but it's still pretty sweet, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Fever by Phantress reviews
Bella is feeling a little under the weather... Pure, G-rated fluff! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
For Those Who Have Fallen from High Places by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. The wedding. "To her, I’m just Edward, and I’m seventeen, and it’s as if no time at all has passed since I became what I am, because she is here now to help me mark the time with her." One shot ECBS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Hereafter by newfoundlove reviews
FKA August Thirteenth. EPOV. B&E's wedding night, what is their newlywed life like? What challenges will they face as they begin their forever together? Will Edward finally see Bella as his equal... what will it take?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,025 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Drastic Measures by blondie AKA robin reviews
What if Bella HAD to be changed due to dire circumstances? A study in the form of an alternative ending to Eclipse. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Bulletproof by KlutzLike Bella reviews
This is the conversation between Edward and Charlie at the end of Eclipse. It is an idea that wouldn't leave me alone, and I had to write it. Written before the release of the Eclipse Special Edition and Ch 1 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Bad Habits by librina reviews
Edward has an 'accident' and Bella sees. Will he survive the embarassing torture? One shot BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Glorious by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Christmas fluff! The only Christmas passed in New Moon, but that's not conduicive to fluff. Edward and Bella play in the snow, but Bella gets cold. Can Edward find a way to warm her up? I'd bet so! Pure ExB Fluff! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shampoo by vnfan reviews
After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Headache by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella’s sick, luckily there’s always someone there to take care of her. EdwardBella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Promises by Genevieve Lee reviews
Bella stays home sick with the flu, but does not tell Edward. When he finds her missing from school, he worries and goes to see her. Just a fluffy one shot. Written as a gift for a friend upon request.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Heat by Saiyachick reviews
What exactly did Bella keep mumbling during the chapter Fire and Ice, in Eclipse? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Moonrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
It's been nearly eighteen years since Bella was changed, since Cara was born and given away. And now Edward and Bella's daughter is realizing that she's not going through your average teenager moodswings. It's something else entirely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
I Will Follow You Into The Dark by lovelyinherbones reviews
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I will follow you into the dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
After Midnight by Demoninmyview reviews
She closed her eyes then as she brought the glass up to the side of her throat. I was paralyzed….I couldn’t move. I needed to leave before I did something I would regret, but there I stood rooted to the spot, watching her. Sad story, happy ending R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Twisted by DiamondSuns reviews
Edward has had enough of trying to stay away from Bella. His journey takes him back to her, but when he reaches Forks he finds a most disturbing and unwelcome surprise. Could he ever forgive himself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,534 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006
Take Me or Leave Me by MistressMasquerad reviews
It's no secret that Bella and Edward are in love, and meant for each other. However that doesn't mean their relationship is perfect! Here are some wonderful, humilating, and stressful times they have together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Loving Doubts by Opague reviews
Sequel to Decade! Bella and Edward are getting married but Bella can't seem to let go of the past. Can she walk down the aisle and be his wife after ten years of separation or is it truly just too little too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,885 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Decade by Opague reviews
Edward and Bella gets into an arguement and he leaves. She gets turned into a vampire and they meet again after a decade apart. What will happen? Can they mend the pieces of their relationship?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,753 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Doodles by TooMuchLoveforEdward reviews
The final chapter of this story is up now. But have no fear, I wrote a sequel! Read and review for my sake! Thanx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,657 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Love a Little Differently by Bailey Laurelle reviews
One Shot. Just a cute fluff Bella wakes up to Edward and a new sort of affection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete