"You mean," Kuroko started. "You'd be my Heat Partner?" He didn't expect Kagami to explode into a myriad of different shades of red more impressive than his own hair. "Y — yeah tha's what I'm sayin!" for some reasons he lapsed into english with an odd accent. KagaKuro & side-pairs A/B/O Dynamics & Sex Pistols AU - Fusion

Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!

When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.

Once again, Merlin saves Arthur's life, but at what cost and what gain. WARNING! major injury- hearing loss

When Kakashi is sent on a mission he is not expected to return from, Iruka has a hard time coping. The mission's aim was ostensibly to prevent a war but it seems that trouble is brewing much closer to home. M for yaoi, smut, naughty language. KakaIru.

Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs

When Harry Potter finds Draco Malfoy passed out, he drags him off for a little revenge. It has noting to do with the war and everything to do with the simple fact that Malfoy is a prat. A gorgeous prat. Rated for a reason Slash.

When a situation at work leads Sasuke to bring home Naruto, a fox hybrid who has a thing for his scent, what will ensue? Explicit adult content; hybrid!Naruto; yaoi malexmale ; kemonomimi; mature; lemon; au; rated MA

Draco is assigned to Potter Watch: to protect Harry from his most dedicated fans. Draco excels at his job. Unfortunately, Harry excels at being Harry. HxD R

Zero is patrolling...then being stalked...then being carried to a horny pureblood's room? What the heck? KanamexZero...So cute

In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.

Contrary to popular belief, Kaname is not a happy vampire whenever Kiryu zero is not within his grasp. Un-betaed

When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.

Draco Malfoy is a potions genius! But he's not prepared for the utter chaos that ensues when his father decides to meddle, causing one of his creations to have a very unexpected result for his lover, one Harry Potter.

Kaien does something stupid, but the Night Class ends up enjoying the result of his stupidity. Especially the pureblood himself. Obviously, no one can resist the innocent charm of little Zero. Un-betaed

Something is distracting the top student at The Academy, his grades are slipping. Uzumaki-sensei knows what it is, and he decides to take it away, despite the student's protests. yaoi smut etc

Naruto goes on a mission with Team Kakashi, but somehow ends up as a baby. He is then found by Team Hebi and Sasuke, having more heart then everyone thought, can't leave a baby to die in the wilderness. Will Naruto ever go back to being his own age?

Sasuke Uchiha was miserable; something was missing and Sasuke knew he wouldn't be able to smile until that something was returned to him. Chibi-fic.

As princes of the blood-drinkers, Sasuke and Itachi share a terrible secret, one that Naruto, a tortured Sanguine is soon to find out. Can blood and pleasure heal three souls? This is a Sasuke/Itachi/Naruto story.

Walking into Merlin's room, Arthur didn't expect to find a small boy who had an uncanny resemblance to his manservant or that he'd have to look after said boy.

Iruka accidently spills a personal secret. How will Kakashi react?

Zero has many bad habits, and Kaname always knows how to take advantage of it. Un-betaed

What happened the first time our stuck up prince met his ever adorable sidekick. Little!Arthur. Baby!Merlin. Friendship or pre-slash fic.

Nico wants something, and of course Percy delivers. Oneshot, SLASH

"Percy's Seven Virtues And How Nico Corrupted Them ." A companion piece to "Nico's Seven Worst Qualities And Why They Make Percy Love Him More." Patience, chastity, charity, diligence, kindness, temperance, and humility are Percy Jackson's virtues.

"Nico's Seven Worst Qualities And Why They Make Percy Love Him More ." Gluttony, pride, sloth, wrath, envy, greed, and lust are just bred into Nico's bones.

Naruto decided to chat with Sasuke one day to talk about his crush. It all goes well for Naruto since he finally knows what his crush really feels.

It's Yule, and Arthur just can't get through to Merlin...

There's a new addition to the household.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?

Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.

"…inexplicable as it was- Merlin didn't get hurt. So turning to find his dark haired servant collapsed, unmoving on the ground with a hideously grinning man looming over him had sent foul shivers like he'd never known through Arthur's body."

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

The first thing Harry heard upon arriving was shouting in the kitchen. HPDM. EWE.

When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.

Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.

Just a sweet little NaruSasu mpreg fluff Please enjoy!

Another lady sets her sights on Arthur, but things don't go as planned. Whatever is Merlin to do with the besotted Prince following him around? Slash, three-shots. Warnings: cliché fic, a bit of angst, a lot of fluff.

Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*

Kakashi didn't want to give up Naruto. And Iruka didn't particularly want to take care of the demon container. But when a Jounin ANBU hands you a baby, you do NOT drop it. Crossposted on Ao3

Draco walks in on Harry and Blaise and realises too late what - or rather who - he really wants. Harry/Blaise to start, Draco/Harry/Blaise eventually. HBP compliant. EWE.

Sasuke finds it hard to leave Naruto's rear alone, and vice versa. SasuNaru/Naru2Sasu. Warnings inside.

When both Yuuri and Wolfram try to be what they think the other one wants them to be like, it forces them to remember what it was that made them fall in love before they fall apart. Yuuram.

As Harry reluctantly develops a working relationship with Draco Malfoy, he finds himself becoming interested in more than just business.

Draco/Harry and Draco/Harry/Blaise and a very helpful Room of Requirement. PWP

Uzumaki Naruto has always wondered why he never got a girl to stay. Maybe because he fails to realize that he has all the possessive bastardly murderous bishonen fan boys kicking them away? Well, just maybe.

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

In which there is snogging, mild humiliation, a long car ride, a proposal, and a happily-as-ever-after.

“Gah! No, you hang up.” “…Not this again.” “You heard me. Hang up.” “Just hang up, dobe.” “No, you hang up.” “Naruto, hang up.” “No you han – ” Click. “You asshole! I didn’t mean hang up ON me.” SasuNaru

Two boys, separated by an unbreakable glass. 5927, fluff

How to bring peace to the world? How to solve an age-old clan feud? How to make two oblivious boys realize something that has long been obvious to everyone else? A matchmaking conspiracy, of course! Naruto/Sasuke.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Sasuke had forgotten how many perverts that resided in the Uchiha family but tonight he was reminded of what a sick and twisted bunch they really were…and they were all there drooling and leering over Naruto and his man-bits. SasuNaru

As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.

Another SasuNaru! Naruto owns a dessert cafe. Sasuke has a weak spot for sweets and visits the cafe. Will Naruto be able to help him? Rated M for later. Two, maybe three shot.

Lack of communication led to one grand adventure for Harry, Draco, and last but not least, Snape. A potion incident and Snape found himself hands full with a six month old and a seven month old baby. A pure and simple de-aging story.

What happens when you're turned into your earliest life form? Where do you go? A two month pregnancy and giving birth? Mpreg twist... Just plain weird xD Better summary in first chapter! A whole different type of De-Aging fic. Baby!Draco

HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.

A belated birthday pressie for Kakashi. Iruka has something very saucy in mind for his lover but little did he know how far the variables of an experiment could be pushed. And by golly did Kakashi push them! KakaIru and rated M for a reason.

Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'

They don't always get along, but they have their moments. And at 3 A.M. one morning, all was right in the world. Yuuri and Wolfram, school-going AU.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

HPDM slash, twoshot. Long ago, the English wizards bound the English faeries away. Now one of them, Puck, has escaped, and Harry and Draco must stop him before he turns the whole of England into a twisted faerie amusement park. COMPLETE.

One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

They stared at each other for a minute longer. Until the other closed his eyes. And Sasuke did the same. 'Why couldn’t he… hear his heartbeat anymore…' “T-that… was… the only promise I kept, Naruto.”

sasu/naru. Crack!fic. Implied mpreg. Cute little Uchihas running around. Might rot your teeth from excessive sweetness or give you a sugar rush. Consider yourself warned.

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?

On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.

Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.

Snow White Sasuke. Find out how he fares with Madara as the evil queen, a very clumsy Prince Charming and a cottage filled with perverts…Welcome to once upon a time.

Even if she's deviously plotting, Sakura only wanted to see two hot guys kissing in the end, that’s all. Guess it proves the following proverb that "real intelligent and sophisticated minds settle down with simple pleasures of life". SasuNaruSasu.

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.

AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.

AU. Naruto catches pneumonia, and is blessed with Sasuke being his doctor. Instantly being attracted to the stoic man, Naruto plays hooky to continue to see him. But some things don’t always work as you plan. SasuNaru

To avoid being sentenced to death, Naruto made an agreement with the prince, Sasuke. The deal was Sasuke would have him as his personal attendant in exchange for his life. SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, AU, OOC, Mpreg

COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?

AU.Oneshot.The sweaty crowd, the press of bodies in the train was something Wolfram did NOT like. But the sensual, secure feel of someone just out of his memory's reach was worth enduring the rush hour forever.YuuRam

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

While waiting for his flight, Wolfram met a stranger that felt familiar. AU.

After finding out that he is a veela, Draco Malfoy embarks on a journey of self-discovery. With the help of leprechauns, ghosts, old friends and enemies, will Draco find and follow his guide to his one true love at the end of the rainbow? Slash. HPDM.

Harry is a vampire angel. Draco is his mate and a veela. What more is there to say? Follow the stages of their bonding ritual. First stage: Teasing. This should be fun. HPDM Warning: Wand on Wand. Sexual scenes later on. My first fanfic! Please read!

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi

SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ

When Sasuke meets Naruto one fateful night, he doesn’t expect to fall in love. Neither does Naruto. NaruSasuNaru. AU.

[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]

Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!

Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?

She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu

Complete! To Harry, this year was just turning out as strange as the last. Unfortuntely, he didn't realize how strange until he fainted in Potions class. creature fic HPDM Slash

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry

Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.

Malfoy has it in his mind that he deserves the best. But Harry is no ones's sex toy. And he is not happy about being Malfoy's sex toy, or is he? HxD!Veela!Draco [Sequel has been posted]

[NaruSasu] [One Shot.] Iruka and a five year old Naruto bumps into Kakashi who is baby sitting a young Sasuke Uchiha. The two chibi boys play together while the older teenagers talk. But, what happens when Naruto wants to say goodbye to his new friend?

NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...

“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]

Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process

Magical Creature Story: Draco receives some unsettling news about his heritage and... oh, you know the rest! [AU HD slash]

Sasuke and Naruto test the taste of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Shonen ai, SasuNaru, boys kissing, and a touch of language.

Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire! HPDM SLASH.

Complete! Draco is giving birth to Harry's baby, and he can't control what he's saying... HarryDraco and SnapeLupin 2: Postnatal fluff and a prediction coming true... 3: More fluff

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

A cliche veela fic! Readers have fun spotting the cliche plot elements! Overused plot but unique elaboration! HPDM slash n mpreg. [complete]

COMPLETE! Tired of Harry hiding his feelings for Draco, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands and drags a reluctant Ron with her. Poor Harry and Draco are in for a tough year...established RHr, DH, mentions of SD, CG, and NL. SLASH.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

Harry. Draco. Chocolate. Enough said. Smutty fluffy SLASH ensues. Complete.

Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.

Their fights have gotten too far and now Harry and Draco face one sweet punishment together. But the hell happens when Draco turns insane and starts advancing on Harry? SLASHINESS plus my horrible attempt at humor COMPLETED!

Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE

A day in the life of RuHana. This is a series of short, sappy, funny stories that explore this couple's growing love. New chapter alert!

What if Shohoku's troublesome duo are forced to work on a project together? What if they are forced to play house! Final chapter added!

[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !

*COMPLETE* AU. A world without magic and Voldemort for Harry Potter should be dull. It's not. HP/DT & HP/DM slash. Notice Added.

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]

Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.

**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...