Hi people! I'm the artist who writes and controls this page (obviously). I'm just gonna give you some basic facts 'bout me. Here goes:

Name: Dan (last name disclosed unless you know me)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Socializing, and Drumming

Activities: Drumming, listening to music (yes it's an activity, it requires all of my attention)

Favorites: TV Shows: Family Guy, Dragon Ball (all series), SNL

Movies: Anything by Mel Brooks

Books: Eragon Series, Harry Potter Series, Most stuff by Rick Riordan

Genre of Music: Rap, Pop, Alternative, Classic Rock, Musicals (very uhh... random choice of music)

Band: Mayday Parade, The Script, Childish Gambino, Journey, Les Miserables, Jason Mraz, Matisyahu

Song: For the First Time, Three Cheers for Five Years, Freaks & Geeks, Dynamo of Volition, King Without a Crown, Dance (Ass), and the song (really long name alert) You be the Anchor that Keeps My Feet on the Ground, and I'll be the Wings that Keep Your Heart in the Clouds

Random Facts: Sometimes, I curl up in a ball in the corner of my room and pretend to be an apple. I read anything that is portrayed as interesting (except vampire stuff... eww). I'm a ginger GO PEOPLE WITH HAIR RANGING FROM ORANGE TO AUBURN TO RED THAT ALSO HAVE FRECKLES. I do amazing rants. My favorite candy is Swedish Fish and my favorite drank is IBC Cream Soda. Bo Burnham writes really funny songs. Compulsive swearing humors me :P

ADD UPDATE: I have ADD, so if I tend to drift off topic (desperately want to make a ADD joke right now), please tell me, 'cuz that means that my beta readers didn't catch it.

Things that annoy me (yes it's a subject): People who write a very interesting story, but stop at the middle/near-end and never write again. People who only give good criticism (unless you find nothing wrong with the story). Turnips. When you really gotta go poop and you don't notice that the toilet seat is up so... things... happen... Pe0pIe wh0 us3 wl3rd sp33Iing. When someone shuts of the cable but no the TV so theres a weird ringing that no one else can hear 'cuz their too old. People who sag their pants purposely (I understand it when it happens naturally and your too lazy too pull 'em up, but there a line there, and it's very LARGE). People who are "too mature" for very funny immature jokes. When you get all comfortable on the couch and then the phone or doorbell rings and you have to get up. People who's lives or much of their lives is spent stalking famous people, seriously, what do expect to get out of life? A little chat group where you can talk about how hot Justin Beeber... Beiber... Bieber is? Come on! You're wasting your life! People who like their own statuses or pages. Cocky ass sun's of bitches...

Just so you know, I have a compulsive urge to use these thingies -- ( )

I think I was ranting again... CRAP... well I say farewell (I don't want to rant any longer). Adios Amigos! (however you wanna say it)