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In Another Life by
marana1 reviews
She walked over to the huge, full-length mirror. Staring back was her eleven-year-old self but with long, beautiful, silky platinum blonde hair and pale skin. Hermione ran her fingers through her hair, the reality of the situation sinking in. The fairy hadn't just made them switch places for a day... she sent them back in time and switched their lives. DM X HG. EWE. Slow burn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,761 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Ferret and the Beaver by
embracingthelightanddark reviews
"Yeah, we-" Hermione was cut off by her husband wrapping his arm around her waist, which made their schoolmates gasped then gaped more wider if it is possible. "So to answer Weasley's question. I married the beaver."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reluctantly Mrs Darcy by
FeliceB reviews
As suggested in the title of Jane Austen's original work, Darcy's greatest failing is pride. His passionate love for Elizabeth only mitigates this character flaw, resulting in the awful proposal at Hunsford. If happenstance forced Darcy to marry Elizabeth before he loved her, or even knew her at all, would he ever be able to get past his pride to recognise his fortune?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 112,067 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam
Lady Catherine Disposes by
prhood reviews
Lady Catherine decides to make an unexpected visit to Pemberley in the summer of '12.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,578 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Elizabeth, Lady Catherine, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Tying the Nott by
ShayaLonnie reviews
In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,022 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 4,283 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Dear Order by
SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,796 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Rebuilding by
Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 37836 - Favs: 6,384 - Follows: 4,199 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Destiny by
Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Somewhere in Time by
Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,029 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Miss Bennets Set Forth by
SwordSwallower17 reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 236,047 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kitty, Mary - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by
unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Past Life by
Cerebella Kennor reviews
Hermione had heard of past lives, of course, but she'd always assumed they were, well, PAST. Yet here she was, born in 1927. As she sets out to turn the wizarding world into a peaceful, egalitarian world without discrimination, she does more than just change the minds of her peers and teachers... she changes the future. ON HIATUS until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
All There Is by
Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Demise of Severus Snape by
Rumaan reviews
After half his classroom is destroyed by yet another argument between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape snaps and hauls the Head Girl in front of Professor Dumbledore. The Headmaster ropes him into a bet concerning the irritating pair and, before long, he's having to use his wiles to stop them from falling in love. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unequal Affections by
OnlyaNovel reviews
Diverging from Jane Austen's classic novel at the first proposal in the Hunsford parsonage, Unequal Affections explores what might have happened if Elizabeth Bennet had reacted thoughtfully rather than emotionally to Mr. Darcy's proposal. First chapter and prologue.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Brutal Harry by
LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,116 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by
Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
He Never Told Her That He Loved Her by
AClassicExampleOfAnOnlyChild reviews
Ginny contemplates on why Draco Malfoy never tells his wife that he loves her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
what the water gave me by
show.me.the.stars reviews
Who wouldn't be stunned speechless when your practically flawless girlfriend of several years randomly says ' oh love, I come from twenty years in future; by the way, would you like a slice of lemon in your tea? ' - Even for wizards, time travel is farfetched, right? Wrong. JamesHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 249 - Published: 6/27/2012 - James P., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by
Joy Booth reviews
The Bennetts have a little chat with Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
It's Easy by
Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 271 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Which the Pink Elephant Hides Under a Lampshade by
Terrence Rogue reviews
The order is feeling lost after an unexpected series of events. Just why would a group of Death Eaters run away from Hermione Granger? Her friends seem to think this obvious. Humorous chaos ensues in a post battle order meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P., Fred W., Alastor M. - Complete
Ron Goes Exploring by
lilkyonkyon reviews
Ron woke up rather early that day, so he decided to see what was in Hermione's . . . teh . . . lee . . . vay . . . zhun. Tehleevayzhun. Hm. Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::Muggle Artifacts Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Misconstrued Misconceptions by
Romantic Silence reviews
Harry Potter is trouble. At least, that's what Hermione's father thinks. After all, if Hermione never told her parents about all the dangerous moments that happened at Hogwarts, then they also probably never heard about all the wonderful things about him!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Scientist by
uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ultima ratio by
Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Frustrated Irishman by
Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by
frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
War of Words by
fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 560 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caller IDK by
Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
CATaclysm by
LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by
LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by
Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 338 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by
frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed by
frostymangoes reviews
He is a Malfoy. And Malfoys ALWAYS have a way of getting what they want. Oneshot. First fanfic read and review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Moonlight Glares by
Liza Lew reviews
One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take My Second Chance by
Glalie773 reviews
Severus lost his first chance. He's giving his second one to Draco. "Essentially, another Potter would win another Lily Evans from another Severus Snape." That. Could. Not. Happen. D/HG, one-shot! Snape-centric
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret by
whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by
knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 359 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twinke Twinkle Little Star by
revynclaw reviews
"Hermione! The baby's crying again!" Draco called out to his wife who was in the shower amidst the shrill wails of a six-month-old baby. A DraMione ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Facebook Galore by
Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Jesse's Girl by
Sweetnevermore reviews
oneshot Paul is still not over Suze. He needed someone to remind him that he still wishes he had Jesse's girl.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Susannah S., Paul S. - Complete
All About the House Unity by
Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Motherly Advice by
teatat reviews
Mr. Darcy is in for a surprise on his wedding night. A one shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
What the Room Requires by
Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wager by
Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Damn You, Auto Correct! by
alitablake reviews
Kyoko gets a new phone but has a little trouble with it when texting with Ren. Rated M for Language
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Pride Prejudice and Perjury by
GoGG reviews
A mystery, that departs from P&P at the very end – Darcy does not return to Longbourn to propose to Elizabeth. At Jane's wedding he ignores her and after shuns her. Can Elizabeth discover why Darcy has turned against her? Is there hope of a happy ending?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,741 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010
Lex Talionis, The Law of Retaliation by
thecellarfloor reviews
Dark eyes. She caught a glimpse of him before she was swallowed by pitch black once more, into a void of darkness... DARK.ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Speak Now by
Radical.2 reviews
Pansy is walking down the aisle. Merlin, I'm going to have to look at that crazed woman's wide eyes everyday. Every single day of the rest of my life. "Please," I say silently, "Kill me, God. Or at least Pansy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by
thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sepia Images by
Jhiz reviews
Kyoko is offered the lead in a new drama: stolen kisses, rivalry and a jealous Ren ensue.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,305 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Apprentice by
Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Last Chance by
camnz reviews
The last day of school, a secret is made on the last train ride home. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoken by
BelleOfSummer reviews
We've always known what Harry Potter thought; but what about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy? What exactly were they thinking? Sometimes, it's difficult not to be the main character. People assume things because they were unsaid. *COMPLETE!* Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In The Ninja World by
knuckz reviews
What if I found a portal to the Naruto world? Join me on my adventure in a world full of deadly killers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
The Last Dance by
chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Has to Know, Draco by
Glalie773 reviews
... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hair Flip by
potato4 reviews
In which Draco Malfoy attempts the Justin Bieber hair-flip to impress Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Crayons, Black Eyes by
jacqstoned reviews
"What? You got beaten up at the daycare? What a wicked child! Was he bigger than you?" squawked Auntie Catherine. Little Darcy thought about it before saying, "No, but she's got pretty eyes."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
A Tail Changes Everything by
frostykitten reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by
chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 826 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by
Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Haven't Met You Yet by
potato4 reviews
/He just hadn't met her yet. At least, he thought so.../ One-shot. PLEASE read and review! Always appreciated. COULD not will turn into a multi-chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by
potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If We Weren't Enemies by
maja3322 reviews
After the war Draco is in a coma, and Hermione feels the need to tell him how she really feels. Therefore she starts sending him letters about how they could have been and about what she is doing. But will Draco ever wake up to read them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cheaters, Lies, and Draco's Surmise by
Glalie773 reviews
What happens when Draco hears a rumor that Hermione cheated on him? And what happens... when it might be true? DM/HG one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Many Thanks by
Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
His Inspiration by
Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Girlfriend stealer by
Michelle Black a.k.a Elle reviews
Cedric Diggory was not happy. Not one bit. And why was that? All because of a stupid book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
My Cup of Tea by
Glalie773 reviews
Hermione's watching a Quidditch practice, when a certain Slytherin strolls up for a chat. DM/HG one-shot. Implied GW/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by
Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Always With You by
leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko is asked to do a commercial drama along with Tsuruga Ren. As their popularity increases so does the chance that their secrets will be revealed.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Eclairs by
Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Chalkboard Confessional by
UbiquitousPhantom reviews
On the third floor of Hogwarts, there is an unused classroom, which is used as an anonymous confessional. Dramione. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roadkill by
Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by
Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chandelier by
Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 294 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Christmas And The Devil's Smile by
Raisonne reviews
Mamori invites Hiruma to a Christmas dinner with her parents. The only problem now is, will he know how to behave?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
Road Buddy by
luckei1 reviews
I was walking along, minding my business, when out of the orange-coloured sky… Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Wonderful you came by…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Georgiana's Voice by
JacquiT reviews
The events of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice told from the perspective of Georgiana Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,896 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
What You Most Would Miss by
JellyBellys reviews
It's not just Krum that chooses Hermione as what he would most miss in the second Triwizard task. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/1/2009 - [Hermione G., Cedric D.] Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Hermione's Most Unusual Dating Technique by
evergreeneyes reviews
A short, fluffy one-shot about how Hermione finds The One using a very odd method... Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by
chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 427 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ennui by
Jack of the North reviews
Fred has ennui and it's spreading. Through the boredom can he find a way to ask Hermione out and find out just what is happening with the furniture?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
potato chips by
paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
HACKERZ and STALKERZ by
Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku.oneshot. "They've been HACKING into ALL OUR STUFF! IMs, facebook, e-mails, EVERYTHING!" "Ino, now you're bringing my nonamenoface STALKER into this...this is getting stupid." They thought their conversation was safe. They were SO wrong...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by
Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by
WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by
AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gummy Bears by
Goyard reviews
DMHG. Draco and Hermione alone in the common room with a packet of gummy bears. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped in the broom closet by
kalsmalfoy reviews
Draco and Hermione are trapped in a broom closet by Fred and George! How will they get out? oneshot -SEQUEL OUT! AS ASLAN SAID!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Dance by
Jack of the North reviews
Drabble, Fred asks Hermione for the first dance at Ginny's wedding at an odd time. It'll take five seconds, just read it and review. Come one, you know you want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Whadshesay? by
Jack of the North reviews
George and Hermione have some late night news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Haircut by
Jack of the North reviews
Ron and Hermione discuss getting Hugo's hair cut for the first time. Drabble. Just read it. It's cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Ron W., OC - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by
JayleeJ reviews
SasuSaku. Sequel to 'The Anagram Proposal'. Sakura could be just as creative as him in announcing her pregnancy. Just watch Uchiha, just watch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Anagram Proposal by
JayleeJ reviews
Sasuke had to be different. Proposing in a romantic setting was just so...ugh, cliche. So he'd do it in an anagram, 'cause he was just clever like that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by
Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
By Parchment by
Minisinoo reviews
A friendship by pen and parchment. Hermione has a mysterious penpal who assists her from her second year on. She struggles to figure out who it is, but it turns out to be nobody she suspected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by
blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by
blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have You Ever by
Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bus Stop by
Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by
luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lopsided Tie by
Minisinoo reviews
Thrown together in a moment of downtime at the Yule Ball, Hermione shares a brief conversation with Cedric Diggory, and Cedric offers a bit of advice about Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by
LilTinyBee reviews
“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by
lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Granger Wants by
ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Messenging by
FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spawn of the Devil by
FastForward reviews
Hiruma is a scary man, is he not? How would his kids be? Would they be like him, or not? And how would Hiruma treat his children? Oneshot
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by
Minisinoo reviews
Two years after Cedric's death, when the Ministry of Magic has finally admitted Voldemort is back, a bitter Amos Diggory reflects. And is met with a surprise. Sometimes the people we think we know can surprise us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Cedric D. - Complete
A Little Homework by
Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Harry's Heritage by
TaraLi reviews
Fudge discovers what a bad mistake he's made when he brings in Harry for trial after Harry defeats Voldemort. Bad both for himself, and perhaps for the entire Wizarding World. Oops, forgot disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 335 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Bracelets by
Aeris1172 reviews
...Those things were just a passing fad, but Hermione won't be able to give them up! DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by
Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by
CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Blind Date by
Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quidditch by
Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by
rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 619 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by
Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 267 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Courting Miss Granger by
Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by
Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Investigation by
CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
[One-shot]Draco's been acting weird so Ron stalks him in order to find out what's going on with the blond the results are startling as Ron finds out Malfoy's in love with one of his friends HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little School of Horrors by
cecelle reviews
Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2004 - P. Sprout, Severus S. - Complete
The Bachelor by
Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ask Snape by
ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
The Secret Admirer by
AStarr reviews
There’s nothing more romantic than a secret admirer, is there? Even practical, analytical, know-it-all Hermione Granger thinks so. But is there more to this secret admirer of Hermione’s than meets the eye? A secret-admirer-fic-with-a-twist! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Potions Essay by
S. S. IDGET reviews
Harry's in potions class and is bored, humor ensues! Hermione of course needs to get him back on task! ONE SHOT! Mild HHR Fluffyness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by
hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by
heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by
Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Potions Text of a Different Sort by
Strega Brava reviews
Hermione is tired of the same old Potions texts and comes up with a novel idea which...intrigues her husband. SSHG. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by
Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Potion by
Strega Brava reviews
A short funny treatment of a SeverusHermione story which is still my favourite ship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And I say four words by
Fallen Darkness reviews
Just a little bit of HH fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sorting Fred by
Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete