Whee.

I don't have anything to say yet.

I will most likely just be doing reviews.

Don't expect great things from me.

My Favorites:

-Warriors
-Glee
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Ace Attorney: Miles Edgeworth
-Avalon: Web of Magic
Yah :)

Favorite Pairings:

Warriors: Too many to name.. Cinder/Lion, Jay/Willow, Fire/Blue? Maybe?
Avalon: Kara/Adriane, Emily/Whoever. Doesn't matter.
Glee: Brittany/Santana, Brittany/Tina, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Blaine, Will/Holly
AAI:ME: Edgey/Kay, Edgey/Phoenix, Edgey/Lang
Avatar: I dont care.

Favorite Characters:

Warriors: Graystripe and Jayfeather
Avalon: Lyra. Oh, and Storm and/or Dreamer
Glee: Sue Sylvester! Oh, and Becky. Also Kurt, Mercedes, and Brittany. Who wouldn't like someone who thinks the square root of four is rainbows, a ballad is a male duck, a duet is a blanket, and Christopher Cross is the one the discovered America?
AAI:ME: Kay Faraday, Detective Gumshoe
Avatar: Toph. And Katara with her hair-loopy-things.

Mhm...

ITS TIME TO COPY AND PASTE STUFF FROM RANDOM PEOPLES' PROFILES! YEAH!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Wolfgrowl, Flurryspots, Warriorcrazy, Shiverrrclaw

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Shiverrrclaw

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart., Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Shiverrrclaw

Pick twelve random characters, then answer the questions!

1. Kurt

2. Mercedes

3. Dreamer

4. Blaine

5. Graystripe

6. Silverstream

7. Sue Sylvester

8. Sokka

9. Crowfeather

10. Lyra

11. Toph

12. Bluestar

1) 5 walked in on 4 changing. What would happen?

Graystripe: Why am I still here? I'll go visit Millie...

Blaine: Oh hi kitty!

Graystripe: ... (first experience of changing twoleg) Uh...

Blaine: ... (first experience of a cat's first experience)

Graystripe: (leaves)

2) 4 and 2 are fighting when 11 brings them as a couple.

Blaine: Mercedes! Kurt is mine!

Mercedes: Blaine! Wait what?

Toph: I'm blind!

Blaine and Mercedes: I love you! No You No You!

Toph: (Walks away clapping)

Kurt: Whyyyy!?

3) 6 and 9 are talking when 1 comes in screaming, 'I love (2)"

Silverstream: Crowfeather...

Crowfeather: Yah? Wait, arent you dead, and in RiverClan?

Silverstream: Maybe...

Kurt: I LOVE MERCEDES!

Blaine: Sniff... Mercedes, do you not love me anymore?

Mercedes: Uh.. Uh..

Crowfeather: (stares)

Silverstream: (stares)

4) 12 and 10 are in the middle of a battle when 7 comes screaming, "Super (7's name)

Lyra: You shall die!

Bluestar: No you!

Lyra: ...Well then! HAVE AT YOU! (flies into the air)

Bluestar: How are you doing that? You dont even have wings!

Lyra: YES I DO YOU ARE JUST NOT MAGICAL. (flies higher then goes into a dive and is about to strike when...)

Sue Sylvester: SUPER SUE!

Lyra: (freezes in midair, blinks, then plunges to the ground)

Bluestar: NO! (runs over and starts licking the giant leopard thing on her wounds)

Sue: ... strange forest animals. I'll name you Mosshead and you Giant Burning Fur. (stalks away)

5) 1 kills 4, what are 4's last words?

Kurt: I'm sorry Blaine. But I love Mercedes and I can't let you get in the way. Prepare to die.

Blaine: But Kurt! I love y-

Kurt: (stabs)

Mercedes: lalalalala! (plugs ears)

6) 7, 2, 8 and 10 are fighting while 3, 12, 10, and 1 are watching.

Mercedes kicks Lyra.

Lyra bites Sue.

Sokka throws his space sword at Mercedes.

Lyra: WAIT, arent I supposed to be watching?

Bluestar: Yes, get back here! You are only supposed to fight with me!

Kurt: Go Mercedes!

Dreamer: Bark! (Noone here understands him but Lyra. Translation: Go Sokka!)

Lyra: Hey!

Mercedes: Kurt! Save me! (she is being held over a bridge by Sue)

Kurt: (shakes head) I am only allowed to watch. Plus I just realised I am gay and I love Blaine again.

Mercedes: NO!

Sue: HA! (throws Mercedes only to be caught by Lyra)

Bluestream: Yeah! You saved the day!

Sokka: Hey! What about me?

Kurt: You can kill Sue.

Sue: I thought we were friends, Porcelain.

Sokka: Yah! (throws boomerang)

Sue: (dodges and runs away)

Awkward...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading rnumerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm( mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur,LaceyA.K.A.HollyleafHater2410, Flurryspots, Shiverrrclaw,

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with Warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile (I think it would be cool to be a warrior cat!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13, Shiverrrclaw

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Stoneteller is a whackjob, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

"A lot of p e o p l e think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're b o r e d; it's not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A b o o k is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's s o m e t h i n g that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that's not even relatively funny. It's something you s c r e a m at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It's something that you get so l o s t in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, "This is the l a s t page, and then I'll put it down," you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, wether you're black or white, fat or s k i n n y, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some p e o p l e don't know what a book is, even though you've known your whole life." by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

iPod Shuffle-Song questions!

1. What is your motto?

The Candy Man by Aubrey Woods (How did this get on my iPod?)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life by Parry Gripp (... I don't even have a truck)

3. What do you think about most often?

Wheel of Fortune by Hans Zimmer (read answer to number 1)

4. What is 2+2?

Hopeless by KT Tunstall (OMP too funny

5. What do you think of your best friend?

(I've Got A) Golden Ticket (Erm... awkward...)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Love Theme from the Godfather (...Okay, Dad, what are you putting on my iPod?

7. What is your life story?

Love Song by Sarah B. (...Okay, maybe, but when you listen to the lyrics no.)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Second by Paul -- (name blanked out because he's my dad. I don't want you stalking me thanks. But no I dont want to be a second)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Bran Flakes by Parry Gripp (ROFLMAO I AM USUALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT USE NETSPEAK BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD BECAUSE... BRAN FLAKES! AHAHAHAHA!)

10. What do your parents think of you?

One Donut a Day (actually, that's true.)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

All I Ever Wanted by Kelly Clarkson (maybe a slowdance version? Thanks.)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

30 Minutes by t.A.T.u ( dont even know what this song is about )

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Do You Like Waffles? by Parry Gripp (yah!)

14. What is your biggest secret?

Baseball is Fun by Parry Gripp (not really)

15. What do you think of your friends?

Hold On by KT Tunstall (Not really, unless you count holding on because the world will turn if Im ready or not)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Waking Up In Vegas by Katy Perry (Maybe. I wouldnt know because I've never been there.

17. How will you die?

Charlie's Paper Run from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Oh god. Now I dont want to watch that movie ever again)

18.What is the one thing you will regret?

The Black Pearl by Hans Zimmer (uh maybe, if I ever joined it)

19. What makes you laugh?

Up Butt Coconut by Parry Gripp (So true.)

20. What makes you cry?

Those Sweet Words by Norah Jones (Aww)

21. Will you ever get married?

Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead from the Wizard of Oz (er, is that a yes or a no?)

22. What scares you the most?

Dead on Arrival by Fall out Boy (most likely)

23. Does anyone like you?

I Do Not Hook Up by Kelly Clarkson (thank you Kelly!)


24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

I Dont Wanna Be In Love by Good Charlotte (making sense yet another time. Too bad I already am.)

25. What hurts right now?

Crazy Dreams by Carrie Underwood (I have been having crazy dreams lately...)

26. What will you post this as?

Hamster on a Piano by Parry Gripp (What else?)

Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Leafpool
2. Hawkfrost
3. Brambleclaw
4. Jayfeather
5. Lionblaze
6. Stoneteller
7. Rock
8. Birchfall
9. Graystripe
10. Bluestar
11. Firestar
12. Silverstream

1) Have you ever read a 6/8 fanfic before?

Stoneteller/Birchfall?!?!? They don't even know eachother!

2) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Maybe. Because he is a hot evil cat.

3) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Birchfall/Silverstream. (read question 1)

4) Do you recall any fics about 1?

5) Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Brambleclaw and Rock. NO. NO. NO.

6) 5/4 or 5/11

Lionblaze/Jayfeather or Lionblaze/Firestar. I choose Lion/Jay. Actually, that's quite interesting.

7) What would happen if 2 walked in on 11 and 3 kissing?

Hawkfrost: I am back from the dead. I have come to seek you for my undead army of soldiers, Bramblecla-

Firestar: Mmph! Brambleclaw!

Brambleclaw: Firestar, I love you.. and I want to be with you and be quiet so I can kiss you...

Hawkfrost: Er.. Brother.. Eep! (backs away)

8) Make up a summary of a 10/12 fanfic.

She had realized Graystripe loved her. She saw the way he looked at her during the Gatherings. But right now, all that mattered to Bluestar was that she loved Silverstream. Blue/Silver. A strange, rare pairing. I am bad at summaries.

9) Is there any thing as 3/4 fluff?

Brambleclaw/Jayfeather... No. I looked.

10) Suggest a title for a 11/7 hurt/comfort fic?

Lonely Once Again(Firestar gets lonely and finds himself once again walking among ancient cats. Fire/Rock)

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Sniff... I dont have any people on my friend list yest...

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write 12?

Silverstream. I do!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/11/10?

Hawkfrost/Firestar/Bluestar. I totally WOULD.

14) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Bluestar: I LOVE YOU FIREHEART and HAWKFROST! Ooops. (probably not. but I got bored.)

15) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Birchfall. No idea.

16) If you wrote a 1/11/9 fic, what would the warning be?

Leafpool/Firestar/Graystripe. WARNING: Intimidation into lemonade.

17) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 12?

Bluestar: Youre shiny as silver gurl ]

Silverstream: You're... wierd (smacks)

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 12 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 3, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 3 finds 5, 12 gets 10, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Leafpool and Birchfall are in a happy relationship until Silverstream runs off with Graystripe (so true). After Birchfall dumps Leafpool for Brambleclaw, Stoneteller gets upset and retaliates by dating Silverstream. Alone and broken-hearted, Leafpool travels in search of a friend. Finally, Leafpool meets Jayfeather and Rock (coincidence?). The three loners meet Bluestar, who tells them each to look for love. Brambleclaw gets Lionblaze, Silverstream gets Bluestar, but now Leafpool is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Stoneteller and Hawkfrost!

19) What would be a good title for this?

The Random Ripple Effect

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Drama and Romance

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 2!

Yuck.