Hey there! I used to be gaara_itachi1 :)

What I Read

-Naruto

-Bleach

-Gintama

-Sherlock, movie and BBC show

-xxxHolic

-Hana Kimi

-Durarara

-Supernatural

Quotes

“Back evil spawn, back I say!”- Gaara talking to Shukaku from A New Life by Cryaesion

“NEJI HYUUGA GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT HERE THIS INSTANT OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!”- Kurenai yelling at Neji from A New Life by Cryaesion

"I'm on it. Tobi, you will be quiet while I do this, or else I'll tsukiyomi your ass so fast you won't be able to recover from the attack. Ever. No one interrupt me." - Itachi talking to Tobi from Trapped by Hichigomate

'If I see my nephew limping and in a haze after the weekend from lack of parental guidance, I’m coming after you, Uzumaki!’ the sandy-colored man had told him - Shukaku talking to Naruto from Detrimental Benefits by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare

“I think that may be Gandhi disguised as Shikamaru, actually.” - Chouji talking to Kiba in Dead Last by rosesareblue

"And you were doing...that to me, with all the touching and the moaning and the ejaculating and shit! What was I supposed to do?!"

"You were supposed to stop me! To...ha...haha...Did...ha...did you just say ejaculating? Ahahaha!"

For a moment, I just stood, staring at him.

"You're laughing at me."

"You said ejaculating! What are you, an old woman?!" He was in hysterics at this point, and clutching his hips.

"You're laughing at me."

"Sure as hell I am!"

"How can you be laughing right now?!" I glared at him, and then noticed something. "When did Kakashi go?"

"Sometime around when you stared using granny words!" - Sasuke and Naruto talking in Aphrodisiac by CCMunki

Gaaah! Sasuke sempai, you are twisting my nipple. Stop – stop dattebayo!" - Naruto talking to Sasuke in Dead Last by rosesareblue

'Gaara realized several things. One: Shukaku moaned like a whore.' - Gaara in A Political Arangement by QueenTigris

“Fuck it. Denial’s a beautifully beautiful shitty thing when it comes to you and me.” - Hichigo talking to Shiro in Illusions of Ice by Haroku

W-wait a second. Nakao was... gay. Taiki was gay. They were staying together. In the same room. Calling each other by their given names. Together. Oh. Hell. No. - Nakatsu in Homo Janai! Part II by Adair In Wonderland

“Ulquiorra! Time for lunch! I made some- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING?!” - Ichigo talking to Ulquiorra in Captivated by Dior Crystals

“What about you, Jerk-off-san?! How many times have you done it in this fic? You’re tainting the whole reading asshole!” - Hijikata talking to Gintoki in Messing With A Rotten Bond by na-chan00

Go hump a pillow if he wanted to dominate something! - Ichigo thinking about Ulquiorra in Come Undone by ladyaffirmed

“Well too bad,” Watanuki cut in and started again towards school.

Doumeki followed behind him. “Where are we going?”

“You’re going to hell. I’m going to school,” Watanuki snapped. - Watanuki and Doumeki in Stupid Face by Sakurazukamori6

Watanuki put one hand in front of him in a stop motion. It even had its own screeching sound effects. “Not yet, you bastard. This is our…feeling-each-other-out phase.” Doumeki nearly choked on his spit when he thought he’d heard Watanuki say ‘up’ instead of ‘out.’ - Watanuki and Doumeki in Stupid Face by Sakurazukamori6

"…You know, sometimes I just hate you beyond all words," Watanuki muttered hatefully, his hateful insults fueled by the awesome power of his hate. - Watanuki talking to Doumeki in Unicorn Weekend by Nocturnal Smile

"Oh dear sweet dango, the curry killed him." Naruto was quickly on his knees, trying to revive the fainted man. "Don't go into the light, Neji! Don't go into the light!" - Naruto talking to Neji in Torrid by KageKitsune XXX

"About you and Sasuke? I knew about you and Sasuke before you and Sasuke knew about you and Sasuke." - Shikamaru talking to Naruto in Torrid by KageKitsune XXX

"You filthy whore!" The male spouted, whipping around and pointing at her.

"I missed you too, dick head," The girl waved him off, never even breaking her stride. - Shikamaru talking to Ino in Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Brightsyde

He'd made the mistake of checking his voice messages when his brother came to visit and the two of them got an earful of: 'I want your beef stew, Gaara… I want to feel it dripping down my throat all hot and tasty… The meat—god, that meat!—it's so juicy and tender I could eat it all day long. I need it, Gaara. I need it to make me full and satisfied. I want it so bad, Gaara. Give it to me, Gaara…' - Sasuke to Gaara in Broke Straight Guys
by YamiTenshi

...or teach my sister how to cook. Seriously, that woman could burn water. I'm pretty sure she did once. - Gaara talking about Temari in Double Reflection by Ugawa

Nakatsu started to roll over to bitch at him more, but Zak firmly pressed him back down. "Stay. I want your ass. I'm gonna have it." - Kagurazaka talking to Nakatsu in The Odd Couple by MyDirtyLittleSecret

"Sorry, old chap. But from this point on, I can't have my test subjects conversing with me. Now, you may feel inclined to gasp, moan, or scream a number of things the likes of which may include but are not limited to "Holmes,' 'Sherlock,' or 'oh god, just bring me, you sexy beast.' Any of these urges I can assure you are completely normal." - Holmes talking to Watson in Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc by ayafangirl

Mikado didn't even move after hearing the voicemail left for him because he was too shell shocked to answer the phone.

"Umm…er…Is this thing recording? … Ryu-Ryuugasaki. Um. It's me. -ahem- Shizuo. Um, Celty told me it's your birthday today… and…umm…I wanted to…ugh! Fuck this."

-beep- -beep- -beep- - Shizuo to Mikado in The Big Bad Wolf by BrokenIce and MisleadingSkates

Sherlock, you don't need to give me a spicy pepper to have an effect on me, John thought ruefully. I'll pretty much get hot and bothered no matter what you do. Even if you're examining a corpse and fighting with Anderson over who has the right to touch the evidence, you somehow make it sexy. - Watson thinking about Sherlock in Pax americana by emma de los nardos

There had been plenty of time, once he laid down, to obsess like a hormonally imbalanced teenage girl over what had just happened downstairs. Which was, embarrassingly, what he'd done, even though he was almost forty years old for fuck's sake. - John thinking of Sherlock in The Boffin and The Bachelor by starrysummernights

Big Bang Fiction Quotes (You'll find them on livejournal ;)

“If I stick my dick in your mouth, would you shut up?”

“Stick it up my ass then we’ll see!”

“OKAY THEN!”

“FINE! PREP ME!” - Seungri and G-Dragon in Beach by intaglios and appleshake

''Fan service… Fan service… THE ONLY SERVICE YOU SHOULD GIVE BELONGS TO ME!!” Taeyang practically screamed, pointing at the lower portion of his body. - Taeyang yelling at Seungri in Taeyang's Idea of "Fan service" by cutieroo_211

"You guys will love it!" He proclaimed boldly. He stood up, disappeared into his room and made loud exaggerated grunts and groans from the room to show the others how much effort his gift needed to bring out.

"I think I already love it." Seunghyun smirked at Youngbae. Youngbae looked at him with confusion. Seunghyun immediately felt dirty under Youngbae's innocent stare. - TOP talking to Taeyang about Daesung in Gift Wrap and Teddy Bears by raid_kun

It was a rare event that Jiyong would be defeated, especially when the enemy was a smiley-eyed, short, innocent virgin who could not differentiate between a hug and a hump. - Jiyong talking about Taeyang in Gift Wrap and Teddy Bears by raid_kun

"Stop Ri, you can't!"

"Oh but I can..."

"No this is wrong! You can't- oh- oh god."

"Hm, you don't seem to object to it all that much."

"Mmmf argh!"

"You like that don't you?"

"I like the way you bite your lips hyung."

"... Gah! Stop this now Ri! Oh my- Oh god- I'm going to-"

"Then just do it hyung. You know you want to."

"Oh oh oh god. Oh my g- ahhhhh!" - Seungri and Jiyong in Gift Wrap and Teddy Bears by raid_kun

Seungri’s lips are not what Jiyong expected. They’re cold, a little wet and don’t feel human, but Jiyong doesn’t mind as he pushes his tongue forward, only to be denied access.

“Jiyongie,” a hand seems to be running up his back and Jiyong holds in a whimper, “Why’re you kissing the wall?”

“The fuuuuuck is my lifeeeeee anymoooooore?” Jiyong inwardly slurs. - Drunk!Jiyong and Seungri in Jiyong’s Futile Attempts At Making Seungri Jealous by justcallmepriya

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