HammerHipshide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Kids, hubs, life, and other interests keep me from writing fanfic anymore. Thanks to all of those who have supported me. If I ever decide to write fic again, y'all will be the first to know. ~Feel free to check out my collab works with givemesomevamp under the name of TheClanofRedundancyClan, my collabs with JaspersIzzy under JizzyHips, and my collabs with JaspersDestiny under the name Hammer of Destiny. ~The HammerofDestiny collab Parental Discretion Is Advised won Judges Choice for Disaster Alert Award in the Real Love contest. ~Floaters and Sinkers won 2nd Place, Judges Pick, That Really Happens Award, and the Best Comedic Value Award in the Real Love Contest. ~We won Best Overall, Best Cliffhanger, and Best Banner in the Gem Awards for the JizzyHips collab Flesh & Blood. ~My collab with givemesomevamp, Savage Love, (posted under a sock account so JaspersDestiny wouldn't know it was us) won 2nd place in JaspersDestiny's worst story ever contest. ~Erzsebet was the judges choice in The Nightmare Before Christmas contest! ~Decay was 1st place in the "A Different Kind of Fear" contest! ~My collab with JamesRamsey, A Normal Halloween, won Best horror, best suspense, and best death in the A Different Kind of Halloween Contest. |
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Children of Saturn: Part 1 by NessieCullen9 reviews
Picks up in early NM. Edward convinced his family to leave Bella, but Jasper goes back to check on her when he starts questioning Edward's motives, and after an amicable breakup with Alice. He discovers a lot more than a heartbroken human. It turns out, Bella is part of an endangered species of born-to-be-vampires called Children of Saturn. Violence, some language, sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,900 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 2/11/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] Aro, Edward - Complete
Slow Burn by givemesomevamp reviews
Even unconditional love has its limits. AU/Breaking Dawn/ OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,763 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Freedom's Rise by Michelle Amethyst reviews
Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Bella's very special and draws the attention of Maria in 1927. She meets Jasper and Peter and swears revenge on Maria for taking everything from her.But revenge is a delicate thing to achieve.AU JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,148 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Uprising by jasperskitty reviews
Story begins five months after Bella's birthday party. Jasper returns. What will he find? J/B story. Lemons in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,533 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,800 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
Calamity & Kismet by moondancer1179 reviews
Calamity strikes in Volterra. Guilt consumes Bella. Feral and desperate, newborn Bella runs away from everything she's ever known. Will she be found? And by who? What about revenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,420 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper, Charlotte, Peter
Moonlit Deleted Scenes by StormDragonfly reviews
Interesting bits from the gradual Carlisle/Bella love story "Moonlit" that had to get cut. i.e. Billy warning Bella off, Edward first learning that Bella is his singer, etc...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Aristotle's Mistake by Merina Green reviews
The intrusion of outside forces-most notably friction-prevents things from behaving perfectly according to their nature. Running forever seems easy, especially when one fails to figure in family. This is the 3rd installment of Bella and Jasper's adventure
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,716 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Second Chances by Edward'sChipper reviews
She happens to be stuck on the side of the road, car engine smoking. He happens to be driving back from a conference. Can an accidental meeting really mean a second chance at happiness? Or . . . not?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 230,853 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Charlie S.
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4871 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Pawns by SparklingFae reviews
Didyme's story. Aro hatched a heinous scheme. To what extent will he go to keep Marcus in his place? Rated M for possible language and violence in later chapter. A collab between NCChris and LadyMiaF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Didyme
Of Swans and Silence by Edward'sChipper reviews
To most, Bella Swan is the image of the quintessential businesswoman. But buried deep behind a thick skin and designer clothes, she hides secrets both inside and outside the office. Until she loses a promotion, and gets a new boss. Re-edit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella
Happy Feet by BellaFlan reviews
Winner for JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest. Trixie and her friends tell you about the other side of Twilight. Graphic slash/foot love/sockjizzing. Rated M for mudknuckle. Collab w/ Magnolia822
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Chaotic Dynamics by Merina Green reviews
All Jasper wanted to do when they got back from Romania was to spend a long, boring eternity getting to know his new mate. But nature abhors a vacuum. A sequel to "Running".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,354 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Broken Lights on the Freeway by Chibi-Kari reviews
"This is more important, Char! There are rules and she is proof someone is going around breaking them! We should have just killed her." "I think there is a better question, Peter. How she's still alive." Will be Bella/Jasper. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,342 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Worth It by NightFairy85 reviews
Things change, that is the nature of life. After Bella and Jasper share a moment in a motel room their worlds will change forever, but will this change be worth all the pain? Bella/Jasper pairing. Rated M for language and poss. lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,094 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Control by VegaTenshi reviews
Jasper and Sage are best friends. Jasper wants more and must control his emotions, Sage just wants to control her own life, and her big brother Emmett wants to control everything. When others interfere, will they lose more than control? AH, OC, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 303,949 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Unfathomable Bonds by Zaytyll reviews
Bella never goes to Forks,. During her 3rd year at NYU, she is studying abroad in Florence, Italy. Her life is forever changed when she is compelled to visit Volterra; stumbling into a world she never dreamed could exist. AU, OOC, MA, Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,076 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Dia de los Muertos by stitchcat reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jasper
Flesh & Blood by JizzyHips reviews
Flesh and blood. That's what our lives had become. They consume the flesh, we consume the blood. Rated M for language, eventual lemons, and a fuckton of gore. Dark/AU Collab between HammerHips and JaspersIzzy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Nowhere Left to Run by Spirare reviews
After 5 years on the run, Bella's past catches up to her. AU OOC Bella/Jasper/Peter/Char Rated M for language and other naughty things to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,044 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Worst Line Ever by givemesomevamp reviews
Every great love story starts somewhere...even the fubar'd ones. A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Peter
Mr Ed by Hammer of Destiny reviews
Who knew one game of Go Fish could change your life irrevocably? AU/Crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jasper
Unlucky Friday by stitchcat reviews
Crab fishing in the Bering Sea is a dangerous business for the crew of the F/V Mary Alice and Captain Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Laws of Motion by Merina Green reviews
A little vacation time is good for the soul. A supplemental/epilogue/interlude piece to go with "Running".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Reason to Exist by cullen818 reviews
Set directly after Jasper's chapter in Eclipse. Jasper is falling for Bella, but can she reciprocate after learning about his past? Was a o/s, now a full fic. These are the ramifications of B/J's night together. Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,723 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Changing Visions by BamaBabe reviews
Alice's vision shows that the Volturi are not the threat to the Cullen's. Bella herself is. Two friends band together to ensure that this future does not happen. Carlisle POV/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Carlisle
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by deadnow reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Comfortably Numb by The Clan of Redundancy Clan reviews
To understand how far one has come you have to know the road they have traveled. Journey through Jasper's life from childhood and beyond. M for rape, language and dark themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jasper
Here Comes Goodbye by aerc712 reviews
Jasper feels Bella's heartbreak and finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Follow as Jasper and the rest of the Cullens try to piece Bella's heart back together and what happens when one of them finds a place in Bella's healed heart? J/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,407 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Jane in the Box by Spirare reviews
What happens when you stick Jane in a cubicle? Nothing good. A short o/s continuation of my Twi25 drabble. *WINNER BEST COMEDY IN 2010 SINGLE SHOT AWARDS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Birth of a Legend by givemesomevamp reviews
Before his quest to father a super race, there was just a girl. Entry for the We Don't Need No Stinkin' Coven Contest. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Joham - Complete
The Bella Swan Guide to Getting Your Life Back by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
I'm not going to sit around and wait for him to come back. I've got plans. I've got a method. I'm Bella Swan, and I'm taking my life back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Forbidden Path by MaitresseSaint reviews
When Bella makes a trip to Alaska to meet the Denali's what she finds isn't what she was expecting. Alternate New Moon. J/B OOC Rated M for lemons and graphic language.FGB o/s collab with Kitty Cullen-03
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Impasse by JaspersDestiny reviews
Entry for the ‘A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words’ contest. A last ditch attempt to bond at an Alaskan cabin brings Bella and Edward to an impasse. What will happen? What will be the consequences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Erszebet reviews
I want only for my final death. I crave it, but those damned Volturi will not give me that for which I yearn. Rated M for violence, lemons, and overall dark tone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Alistair - Complete