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STUFF THAT APPLIES:

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

The boy you punched in the hall today.Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day.She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but REPOST this if you're that 1% with a heart.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

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FIRST:

Put simply, I read and adore Ranma, Gundam Wing, X-men, & Daria fanfics, amongst a bunch of others.. (Thanks for having me. grin)

SECOND:

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

THIRD:

Four people walk down the street. Three of them walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

If you get it, put it in your profile and add your name to the list! Ranpuryu, Chris Shadowmoon, BlazeStryker

FOURTH:

And now, the following, sent me when I dared complain about rampant abuse showered on people by a complete jerk. I quote (the original in is my E-mail if the Mods need confirmation):

You have received a reply from the author, spongemonkey nuff, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: kim possibles sexual disires
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2873533/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/974064/
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dear blazing donkeyfucker,

it has come to my attention that you seem to think im am a fun loving christian or a priest not im not that the story was meant to tell those assholes to take anime and cartoon pornography to the max like making blowup dolls look like daisy duck having fantasies is ok but putting them out there where everyone can see is just asking for someone to say somthing its not a religion or a race so im entitled to tell them that that is pretty sick im ok with it as long as they dont put it out there where i can see it and dont worry i just put that up there because i wanted to see what kind of assholes read this shit

sincerly from,
the guy who just destroyed your car (go ahead look)

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