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Errrrr, yes, profile... Well I dunno what to say. I like the man eating ponies!! Yay! Errrm long story. I am very picky with my writing and although my spelling is terrible most of the time and my grammar is not alot better I often end up hating things i write so I am only going to post things I like. I try to notbe over critical of my work and look at it from the point of veiw of someone who didn't write it. I would love to get constructive critisism, it makes me feel better to know where i am going wrong.

I have one or two stories I amwriting but i am being really picky with my spelling and gramma so I do not want to post them as of yet but I am working at them. Also typing them up is getting really annoying as my keyboard keeps missing out letters, spaces and soon. It really needs sorting out!! I also have a friend who is awsome at spotting these kinds of mistakes. She is the awsome Bekkah De Bob (nick-name is a long story as a result of random bord times).

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Charlie's Twilight Angels by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
Bella and Alice; The Swan twins become orphanes after their mom and dad are mudered. What happens when Alice, Bella and their new friend Rosalie are adopted by a retired Charlie's Angel and her husband James? Will there be a new generation of Angels? R&R edit
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Bella, Rosalie, Jasper
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Inseparable by readingmylifeaway reviews
So the rain cleared,Ian & Wanda confessed that they liked each other, Melanie & Jared united, and then what? What happpened to Ian & Wanda? Are they inseparable like Melanie & Jared? Just because the book stops...doesn't mean Ian & Wanda's story does.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,148 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Dawn by wolfwriter101 reviews
Takes place 16 years Post BD. Nessie makes the desicion to move to Forks to have a new life. But at school she meets a strange boy who thirts for her blood. Will the boy be her Edward or will it end in tradagy? Nessie/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,249 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,321 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Catwoman: Twilight City by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
Phoenix-Fire Power's twi/c-woman:bella is an artist 4 a beauty product and 1 day she hears something she isnt supposed 2 so she is killed.then she is reborn by a weird cat and is out for revenge. all human excpt.4 Bella/Izzy. OOC ch. 8 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
To Be Loved by Pieces Of Winter reviews
Little Mike Newton isn't as innocent as he is made out to be. He gets what he wants, and he wants Bella. Can Edward help Bella cope with her rape?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Bella, Edward
Don't Get Mad Get Even by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
Sasha by holymfwickee reviews
This is the beginning of Nessie's story. She's grown, and even with the strength and intelligence of a vampire, she can't escape the confusion and flaws which come from being human. New characters. Twilight Award & an Indie Twific Award Shortlist Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Newton's a goner by bellapouts reviews
Sequel to Evil Little Prankster. The Cullen's are out to get Mike Newton's big brother Nick who wants to claim Bella for himself. He teams up with Jacob and Jessica to bring down the Cullen's. And so begins an all out prank war...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Poisonous Apple and A Stupid Ape by MiDnIgHt525 reviews
Mike's sick of being refused by Bella. He never thought that he could have a single date with Bella...until a certain vampire named Emmet pulls a prank.. Now Bella is on a date with Mike, and Mike is in Lala land..It's up to the Cullens to save Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Mike, Bella
Silver Eyes by A.Damaged.Rose reviews
What they had done to me. The words were haunting." Bella is left to a destroyed fate when the Cullens leave and don't return. Immortal at 18, she is reunited with the family. Can she forgive and forget what was never hers to decide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,998 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Awkward 404 by bellapouts reviews
When Bella attends a Quileute bonfire with Jessica, Jessica is imprinted on by a wolf. The relationship runs smoothly, with Bella's help, of course, that is... until Jessica finds out about the wolves secret. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jessica, Jacob - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Designated Things by Antay reviews
Ororo has moved with her family from NYC to New Orleans mid senior year. Trying to adjust to her new environment is a difficult task. Her life is really turned upside down when the high school bad boy takes a particular interest in her. AU: Mainly OreO
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,972 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Ororo M./Storm, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
We have to get Ang, it’s very important! by Jaq's-Out-Punching-Werewolves reviews
Angela sat up screaming her head off... The cloaked figure moved swiftly across the room to Angela..." Something is out to get Angela. What is it about Angela that has the cloaked figure breaking into the Cullen's house? Different type of Angela story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Angela
Grapes by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
What in the world can you make with a bunch of grapes!Other than trouble? Sequel to Lemonade!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Movie Night by bOoKwRm96 reviews
Alice and Bella go to the movies! My first fanfiction! Possible spoilers for Confessions of a Shopoholic...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Alice
Annoying Edward by teamjacob1 reviews
Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jasper
Moving On by MommiesNotRight reviews
My take on life in the Cullen family post BD. A new town, a new home, a new car for Edward, a trip to England and OMG Renee comes to visit! Thank you Stephenie for the characters I am borrowing! Please take a second & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 67,308 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cheering in Forks by LewistheTurtle reviews
Edward is being punished by the principal for pranking Mike Newton as a dare from Emmett while Bella is visiting her mother in Florida. What will be Bella's reaction when she finds Edward like THAT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Edward Goes to Gym by Casey Hale reviews
I looked down at the flimsy piece of paper in my hands. Were they kidding? There was absolutely no way I would ever go to such a thing. They must have made a mistake. But there it was. Unmistakeable. In pure black print. Sixth period: Gym class
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008
Edward the Prankster by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Edward Cullen has a little pranking streak in him that none of us knew about...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
BET WARS! by Mrs.Cullen42 reviews
This is a humorous story about Bella and emmett making stupid bets. It sarts out with Bella betting she can make Edward like choclate syrup in 1 week. Lemony in later chapters. EXB JXA EXR all vamp, but Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Undying by Insaniiity reviews
Revisiting Forks, Washington with a twist - the roles are reversed. Bella Cullen is the mysterious beauty; Edward Masen is the dazzling newcomer. Edward's perspective. Rated T for violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Operation Alpha by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
The plot to Mikes demise by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
How did one sketch pad get them all into so much trouble? An Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Random times with the Cullens by GreekFire reviews
Weird,crazy and random stuff that the Cullens do! The rating isn't a definate.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
No Sunlight by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella gets into an accident and needs to be changed. Trouble is, she's forgotten the last 12 years of her life. Takes place after Eclipse. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
the emo who goes to rehab hehe by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella swan is an anorexic emo whos parents send to rehab. when she meets Alice emmett rosalie edward and jasper there will she make true friends and maybe even bloom feelings for edward? EXB JXA EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The New Kids by A.Ash reviews
The Cullen family starts high school for the first time since Renesmee has been born. Will she learn to love Jacob the way he wants her to? Or will she meet someone at school and repeat the history that brought her Mom and Dad together? *sequel is now up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Temptation by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Beaten and enslaved in a brothel house... what would draw him to such a broken spirit? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Televisions, Owls and Lost Bangles by Emmi-Chick reviews
The Cullen family watch 'The Ring' a horror movie. Basically, they are COMPLETELY freaked out and decide to destroy all televisions in the Cullen household... If you haven't seen 'The Ring', a small summary of the movie is at the beginning on the story! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Truth or Dare: Bella vs Cullens by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
Edward’s gone hunting and the rest of the Cullen’s stayed behind with Bella. What happens when someone ‘cough’ Alice and Emmett ’cough’ wants to play the dreaded Truth or Dare? Rated T because I feel like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Desperate Jess by MagentaEmeraldTangerineEbony reviews
Set one year before Bella arrives, Jess is detemined Edward will notice her and will stop at nothing to make him feel the same way. Edward's worst nightmare is about to be realised! The final chapter is up so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Jessica, Edward
Random Things with the Cullens and Bella by LipCandy-x reviews
Just random chapters. Mostly what me and my friend do when were hyper. All characters, usual pairings. Please R&R! x Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie & Some Jacob :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Changes by whatdoyoulivefor reviews
AU: The unthinkable happens--Bella gets pregnant. The Cullen family aren't the only ones intrigued. Typical pairings. First fan-fic...rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,861 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens Family Getaway by MyLittlePonyGirl reviews
A Dear Diary from Jaspers point of view. First story I've written. OOC All the normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jasper
Necrophilia by Rose Tyler reviews
Jacob brings up a shocking, yet hilarious, point about the relationship between Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Worse Than Bloodlust by Yasona Black reviews
What's worse than bloodlust for vampires? Bella finds out when Edward introduces her to fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slide on in! by bellapouts reviews
Bella and Jasper are watching boring TV commercials when they notice one that stands out. When Jasper wants a pool, they all want a pool! It's time for them to slide on in into the depths of their highly expensive pool. WARNING: Includes grabbing of legs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evil Little Prankster by bellapouts reviews
The gang is forced to spend one whole night at home by Carlisle and Esme. But someone is pulling pranks and getting the others into trouble. Sleeping tablets, Emmett's jeep, Emmett looking at porn on Carlisle's computer, snails, delivery guy, pranks...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Revenge by softball-chica reviews
Sequel to Bella's Thoughts. How will Emmett exact his revenge on the rest of the Cullens? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
The Day Emmett goes Shopping by youbroughtasnack reviews
Alice gets sick and decides that Emmett should shop for her uh oh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Emmett
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The wedding by When We Stand Together reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding. Mike's POV chapter 1. Chapter 2 now up! EPOV. Chapter 3, Jaspers POV, Jessica's POV chpter 4, chapter 5 in Rosalie's POV. Emmetts POv now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
20 Years Later by cuddlykids reviews
Duzell and Phelios are now officially brothers. Their parents are Ishtar and Darres. Everything is going fine. Problem is, Duzell is recovering his memory... and his love for Ishtar. Uh oh. Warning - there are spoilers
Vampire Game - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Duzell
Sore Throat by bookaddict209 reviews
Bella hates doctors. And when she gets a sore throat, she doesn't tell Edward because she knows exactly who he'll go to. Turns out, it's worse than just a sore throat.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
We've Got Problems by Miss Shakespeare reviews
Carlisle is tired of all the bickering. He sends everyone to therapy. Is jasper having an emotional meltdown? Will Edward kill Rosalie. Will Bella? Does Alice have a secret? Rated teen 'cause I'm paaranoid. Normal parings. Come on, just click the button!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
The day HE came by When We Stand Together reviews
Small one-shot in Jessicas POV. better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jessica - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trip With The Cullens by ILoveEdwardCullen110 reviews
What Happens when The Cullens go on a road trip? Where are they going? And What will happen on the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Saying Goodbye by EdwardsLily reviews
Oneshot: Jacob didn't go get Charlie, in Breaking Dawn, and the Cullens had to hold a funeral for Bella. How did the people of Forks respond? Bella's friends and family gather around her to say goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice the Psycho Psychic by life2love reviews
Alice loves to experiment on Bella, what if she went too far this time? Please Read...and review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Change by ametz101 reviews
Bella and Edward are married and headed to Alaska. Bella is ready, but still nervous to be changed. What will happen when they arrive, and Edward finally agrees to give Bella what she wants?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunset by Berr-Sugar reviews
What happend afteer Breaking Dawn? My imagination is used fo this, and I reserve no rights for characters, which belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Mike Cullen by gwnmonkey reviews
The Cullens are hunting. A weak Jasper finds Mike, hiking in the woods. Edward tries to stop him but it's too late. Mike is a vampire. Edward and him struggle living together, fighting over the right to love Bella Swan. Please Read and Review :D Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
OPPOSITE DAY MADNESS! by vampirelurver979 reviews
You've all played opposite day, right? Yeah, well this is what happens when Emmett decides to play it. All Cullens, minus the parents, are completely opposite. Quite funny, if I do say so myself. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Forever Mine by VampGrlz271 reviews
It has been a decade since Bella's change. Edward and Bella are forced into going to Red Oaks High-School. Boys obsess over Bella, girls over Edward. What do they do to stop this madness? First Fanfiction!no flames please! ExB. What else? DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,684 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
I See Dead People by EdwardsLily reviews
Fun in the Public Bathrooms of Forks, WA Involves Em, Jazz, Renesmee, and Bella, a mannequin, and a public restroom. Dare from vampiresquebite. Supposedly a one-shot, but may be longer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2008
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
America's Most Hated by summerg94 reviews
Edward's lives for his work as an auditor. When he goes to audit the owner of an ice-cream shop, he meets the beautiful, free spirited and stubborn Bella. Will Bella be able to break down Edward's tough exterior or will her repugnance for him overcome her
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rebuilding the Mind by twilightedheart reviews
Edward left, and Jacob was never there for her. When Edward comes back 5 years later, he finds that Bella isn't happy. Instead she is insane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Switched by gwnmonkey reviews
Unsuspectedly Edward and Bella's bodies get switched. Now Bella is in Edward's body and resisting her body's scent. Together, they have to hunt down the vampire that changed them. My friend Danielle wrote this and asked me to put it on the site for her. R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Unnatural by 3ll 2 the max reviews
daredevil/twilight crossover-basically twilight, but there's a catch: bella is blind, but special. BXE obviously. rated t cuz i feel like it. read and review pleeez! thanx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Awkward Church by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Bella and Edward go to church. I was bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2008
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Forget Me Not by Raine Delmont reviews
This is the sequel to "Healing Her Wounds." Bella is finally a vampire and she has finally begun to heal from all the hurts of her past... but is there something standing in the way? Will she find her happy ending, finally? Read, and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Making Evidence by Won'tSayI'mInLove reviews
Picks up in the middle of Twilight, when Edward says "Alice had a little too much fun fabricating evidence." INSERT MY FF THERE! This is just like, what she was doing and the other people's reactions. It's funny, kinda. Possible onshot, depends. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008
Hathor, The Goddess of Love, Music and Beauty by summerg94 reviews
Jacob is the ruler of Egypt with Queen Bella by his side. They say she is the better reincarnation of Hathor-the goddess of love, music and beauty. Can a certain slave free Bella from the sands of Egypt? ExB Full summary on my profile
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
School Days by bronzehairedgirl reviews
How does Emmett feel about going to high school? Written for a challenge in the Twilight Challenge Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annoy Edward Day! by Soontobe Mrs. Edward Cullen reviews
it is everyones favorite day! It is when everyone gets on Edwards' nerves! No flames. I wasn't sure what rating it should have, so I chose T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Angels Cry by summerg94 reviews
Bella was pushed off a cliff and becomes an angel and remains forever 17. When Bella befriends the gorgeous but miserable human Edward, she wonders how their love for each other would ever survive. ExB Summary on Profile
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Revenge Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Death Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Bella is tired of Edward's obsession. She decides to take things into her own hands... Along with some explosives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
PS Write Back by IzzyBoleyn reviews
Just random letters going back and forth between our favorite twilight characters. Co-authored by Next Mrs.Edward Cullen Plz be nice its my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
The Big Move by petuniagirl16 reviews
Edward and Bella decide to take the plunge into shared living quarters, but how will things work out? Chapter 14 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,710 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Truth or Dare, Cullen style! by vampirelurver979 reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to play truth or dare with the Cullens? Why is Bella dressed up as Pikachu? Why is Mike kissing Edward? What's the connection between Edward and his precious Volvo? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Angela Observes Edward by Cullenista reviews
Angela gets to the cafeteria late on the Cullens first day at Forks High. What does she see and hear when she gets in line behind Edward? Written in response to Nadia’s challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Why You Do NOT Get Vampires Drunk by Endless Dawn reviews
What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
My Mind Got Carried Away by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella's in a very boring class. So boring she decides running off a building may be a better choice. Guess who gets a vision off of Bella's decision? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
How To Teach Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
Bella is abused and Edward is her teacher. What happens when he gives her a private lesson? Lemons, not just sex but a storyline too. All humans, a few typos, very sorry about those xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,665 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Mission: House Party by petuniagirl16 reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the kids will play....Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Lemonade by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella has a lemonade stand and Mike and Jake get a little competitive Please R&R rated T for safety! Grapes the sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Bubble Gum by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Vampire Venom plus Bubble Gum equals Trouble, especially where Emmett's involved! Please read and review!Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Shopping Fun by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Alice and Bella take Edward shopping, 2 words, poor Edward. Please read and review, promise you'll like it, It's my first fic so I want opinions!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by petuniagirl16 reviews
What if Alice stumbled across a certain fan fiction website? Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
You Know you want me by shattered-picture-frame reviews
Edward goes hunting, so he’s going to be absent for 2 days. Mike uses this as the perfect time to make a move on Bella. Edward comes back a day early. What will he think of Mike’s flirting? How will Jessica take advantage of this situation?FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
Chat With the Pack, Cullens, and BELLA by SleepilyHaunted reviews
EDWARD YOU TOUCHED BLACKIE! uh oh Eddies in twouble NO MAKOVERS HELP ME I'm a barbie Girl! randomness HYPERMAINIA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2007
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
A Glittery Mess by ginnyharryxoxo14 reviews
When Edward and Alice are forced to go outside by their gym teacher, Bella devises a plan.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Skating by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and Edward go rollar skating!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Edward's Uploading Solution by Addie W reviews
Bella has some issues uploading to her favorite fanfiction site, and Edward offers her a solution, a back way in so that she can update. Full of fluff, but also informative for anyone who wants to update and can't because this site won't let them upload.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Esme was NOT Kidding by Appy4la reviews
In the world of Amusement parks with the Cullens. In the last chapter of previously mentioned fanfic, Esme jokingly threatened Emmet with making him take up a job. What if she wasn’t joking…?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006