And in the morning to all the ships at sea, boots on the ground, subs in the water and feet in the air. - John C. Dvorack from the No Agenda Show

IMPORTANT NOTE- This Fanfiction Author is Politically Incorrect. I will say: Merry Christmas, God Bless, I respect the United States Flag, White/All lives Matter (Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton kiss my ass) And I support our troops

It is after the 12-21-12. The Mayans really f*&$%#@ up.

For 1-1-13, I am going to try and post some things I find amusing on here.

Poli- latin for many

tics- blood sucking, disease carrying parisites

So, now we have politics, would that be many bloodsucking disease carrying parasites?

To throw my thoughts in, to straighten out the US budget, tell Congress and the White House that unless they get this budget straightened out, they are not getting paid.

When in doubt... Consult the Book of Knowledge.

And on the 8th day God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a caretaker!". So, God made a farmer!
God said I need somebody to get up before dawn and milk cows and work all day in the fields, milk cows again, eat supper and then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board. So, God made a farmer!

I need somebody with strong arms. Strong enough to rustle a calf, yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to call hogs, tame cantankerous machinery, come home hungry and have to wait for lunch until his wife is done feeding and visiting with the ladies and telling them to be sure to come back real soon...and mean it. So, God made a farmer!

God said "I need somebody that can shape an ax handle, shoe a horse with a hunk of car tire make a harness out of hay wire, feed sacks and shoe scraps. And...who, at planting time and harvest season, will finish his forty hour week by Tuesday noon. Then, pain'n from "tractor back", put in another seventy two hours. So, God made a farmer!

God had to have somebody willing to ride the ruts at double speed to get the hay in ahead of the rain clouds and yet stop on mid-field and race to help when he sees the first smoke from a neighbor's place. So, God made a farmer!

God said, "I need somebody strong enough to clear trees, heave bails and yet gentle enough to tame lambs and wean pigs and tend the pink combed pullets...and who will stop his mower for an hour to mend the broken leg of a meadow lark. So, God made a farmer!

It had to be somebody who'd plow deep and straight...and not cut corners. Somebody to seed and weed, feed and breed...and rake and disc and plow and plant and tie the fleece and strain the milk. Somebody to replenish the self feeder and then finish a hard days work with a five mile drive to church. Somebody who'd bale a family together with the soft strong bonds of sharing, who'd laugh and then sigh...and then respond with smiling eyes, when his son says he wants to spend his life "doing what dad does". So, God made a farmer!

-Paul Harvey, from his radio show. This poem is called God Made a Farmer Rest in peace Mr. Harvey, the world needs more men like you.

Where o Where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I found true love,
You met another and (Pffft) you was gone.

On 1-6-14, at 12:45, the temperature in Will County Illinois is -14 degrees Fahrenheit. As a water well service man, I feel qualified to say this.

It is colder than a Well Digger's Ass