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I am obsessed with Harry Potter. I have read each of the books at least 150 times.

my new profile pic is of my dark mark isnt it sweet:)


I am also an avid harlquine romance reader:)

I am of the female gender.

I beileve in God and Jesus. I have no set religon. I am searching. but i know i beileve in god and jesus.

My philosophy in life is no ones perfect, just try your best, mistakes happen, and be yourself.


If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add how long it took you to read the book, (1hr 45 mins)

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.

1. Harry potter

2. Severus Snape

3. Sirius Black

4. Bellatrix lestrange

5. Neville Longbottom

6. luna lovegood

7. Remus Lupin

8. Fred weasley

9. George Weasley

10. bill weasley

11. charlie weasley

12. seamus finnigan

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

charlie/luna nope I have not

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Bellatrix sdrop dead gorgeous

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

seamus get fred pregnant tat would be hilarious.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yup

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

luna/snape... to disturbing to think about.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neville/george or Neville/bill. ...hmm idk

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

if remus walked in on seamus and snape...I think hewould memory charm himself

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sirius and bill go on a mission for the order.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

harry/fred...yes mam there is

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Seamus and fred console each other after a huge gryfendor{sp} brawl.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

five O'clock somewhere

...12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

harry, luna, and Seamus. drinking,wrackspurts,missletoe

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a couple days ago

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Harry and Remus are in a happy relationship until Remus runs off with bellatrix. Harry, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Charlie and a brief unhappy affair with seamus, then follows the wise advice of Neville and finds true love with Sirius.

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

sirius/remus, yes

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

george woud be devestated if charlie died

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

all of them

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

severus is technialy one

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

luna/ george or snape/bella? luna george cuz snaead bella would kill each other

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

luna

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

luna

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

charlie

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Nev and george lost all there choclate frog cards...

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

snape/fred...drama

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

harry kill snape

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

luna

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

10

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

george

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?harry

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

idk

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"caitlin?"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

everybody ates chris

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:10

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:17

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the wii

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

going to town to see my aunt

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

tv

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans and a green tshirt

10. Did you dream last night?

yup

11. When did you last laugh?

today

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

lots of my crap, memo boards

13. Seen anything weird lately?

lots of things

14. What do you think of this quiz?

ehhh_

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the half blood prince

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a pony, a bike, donate to charity,a house, a car

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have hazel eyes

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No more homelessness..

19. Do you like to dance?

yes

20. George Bush:

i try not to think abut him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

loralie, jade

milo

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yup,

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

idk

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


I totally have this :)

Socially Awkward Penguin Syndrome (SAPS)

1. Plan entire Social interaction--Other person doesn't follow script

2. People reading on bus--spy on their intellectual tastes

3. Can't think of anything to say--say that you can't think of anything to say

4. Realize you're too early to somewhere--Walks really slowly, pretend to be occupied on phone, and make every stop to the bathroom and store.

5. Everyone starts dancing at a party--Sit in the corner listening to Radiohead

6. Okay class, you can pick your own groups--Fuck

7. See group of friends standing in a circle talking--Stand behind someone hoping they'll notice and let you in

8. Avoid getting hair cut--People might talk to you

9. Don't want someone to walk in on you in the bathroom--Cough loudly and frequently

10. Sit next to acquaintance on bus--Spend 30 minutes pretending you don't recognize them

11. Plan all your conversations in advance--Person says something unexpected

12. Use bathroom at friends house and poop--Toliet won't flush

13. Something cool happens--can't wait to tell your friends on tumblr (or Facebook)

14. Take group photo with friends--they upload it on Facebook and crop you out

15. Play Bingo--Hope you don't win so you don't have to yell bingo

16. Make eye contact--Look at floor

17. See someone you know--Turn into ninja

18. Class starts off with an icebreaker--Oh Hell NO

19. Socially awesome online--Socially awkward IRL

20. Can't find what you're looking for in store--Employee asks if you need help...No i'm fine thanks

21. Tell hilarious story--...I guess you had to be there

22. I love you--Awww and I love spending time with you

23. Only dirty scene in movie starts playing--Mother walks in

24. So, what did you do for your birthday?--...Nothing

25. Post your Facebook status asking if anyone wants to hang out--No one responds

26. Someone posts their baby photo on Facebook--They're not cute

27. I love you--Hi

28. Write a reblog if you...on tumblr--Nobody reblogs

29. Text someone you haven't talked to in awhile--They reply "Who is this?"

30. Friend says G2G--10 mins later they are still online

31. Wait for phone call for hours. Step in the shower--Phone rings

32. Ordering a burger: "How do you want your meat?"--Uh...regular

33. Look at that lady, she's bald LOL--That's my mom. She's just had breast cancer

34. Someone gets you a gift for the holidays--You didn't get one for them

35. Hey, How are you? Good, and you?--Fine. How are you?

36. Gives a class presentation--Feel like everyone's judging you

37. Friends pull up at bus stop--Don't know which seat you can take

38. Try to walk outside--Slam into a glass door in front of everyone

39. First thing you do on a snow day--Tumblr. (or Facebook)

40. Sneeze--No one blesses you

41. Call someone--Start doing laps around the room for some reason

42. Laugh at friends funny story. "You weren't even there"--Was there the whole time

43. Save seat for friend--Friend doesn't sit there

44. Try to get someone's attention, poke once--They didn't feel it/ignored you

45. Ipod battery dies on bus--Keep earbuds in anyway

46. Say to teacher: "Oh, I get it now"--Still don't understand

47. Break an awkward silence--With a fart

48. Ask someone at store for help--They don't work there

49. Get elbowed in face--Say sorry

50. Teacher gives candy to everyone--Some how skips you

51. OMG, you go to my school too?!--Never talk to you again

52. Flip pencil intending to look cool--It narrowly misses your hand

53. Meet a friend--Try to come up with conversation topics beforehand

54. Silent moment in class--Stomach growls louder than ever

55. Seach and ask everyone where cell phone is--"It's in your hand"

56. Have confidence to answer in class--Teacher didn't hear you

57. Tell a joke--No one laughs but you

58. Talking quietly in the library--Told to shut up

59. Someone invites group to hang out--Not sure if you are included

60. Know answer to question in class--Don't have enough confidence to raise your hand

61. Don't undestand joke--Pretend to understand

62. Finish a presentation--"So...yeah"

63. Health teacher says penis--Only one who laughs

64. Accidentally touch person sitting next to you--Shift away uncomfortably

65. On tumblr in school--Nude photos

66. Fire drill--No friends to walk with

67. School dance--Stand near the wall

68. Person waves at you, you wave back--It was to the person behind you

69. Someone catches you staring at them--Pretend to be looking at something else in their general direction

70. Reading socially awkward Penguins--get offended when they apply to normal people

71. Walk up to your parents car--It's not them

72. Realizing you're walking in wrong direction--hit your pockets pretending you forgot something and turn around

73. Someone asks you for directions--You suddenly forget where anything is

74. Poop at friends house--Clogged the toliet

75. Think cute guy in bar is staring at you--realize football is on TV behind you

76. Try to take part in conversation--Nobody heard you

77. Want to go to concert--Realize you have no friends to go with

78. Walk around campus--Find out backpack is unzipped

79. Friend is getting yelled at by parents--Pretend not to notice

80. Spot someone you think you've met before--Stare at them while you figure it out

81. Trip--Pretend like you were running

82. Start same sentence 3 times--Someone talks over you everytime

83. Run for the bus and miss it--Pretend you were out for a jog

84. Someone cuts you in line--yeah, that's ok I guess

85. Play with pen in class--Pen shoots 25 yards across the class room

86. See someone you kind of know walk down an empty hallway--Stare at ground entire time

87. Walking behind slow person--Slide against wall to get by

88. Walk into school lunchroom--No one to sit with

89. Ask question--No one heard you

90. Hanging out with friend, friend sees someone they know--They completely forget about you

91. See handsome guy from far away--It's a lesbian

92. No candy, trick-or-treaters ring doorbell--Hide

93. Walk into wrong class--pretend you were looking for someone

94. Chair you're sitting on squeaks--Everyone thinks you farted

95. Friend has party with people you don't know--Stand by the chips and eat the rest of the night

96. Try to speak up in a conversation--Nobody listens

97. Drop food between breasts--Try to get it; looks like fondling self

98. Trip--Look around to see if anyone saw

99. Friends form ring, end up outside ring--Every single time

100. Join a group of people at a party--Stand there in silence

101. Singing along to a song--Start at wrong part

102. Come up with witty Facebook status--0 comments

103. "How's it goin?"--Not much

104. you thought you heard Facebook chat "pop"--But no

105. Attempt to join in on a conversation--Everyone turns around and stares at you

106. Sign says push--Pull

107. About to walk pass a cute guy--Pull out phone to avoid eye contact

108. Call out someone's name--Nobody hears you

109. See someone you know from school--Walk as far away as possible

110. Someone calls out your name--You turn around and they aren't talking to you.

111. See friend online--Wait for them to chat first, never happens

112. Time to pair up--Your only friend paired up with someone else

113. Unfamiliar people come over--Spend entire visit in bedroom on internet

114. Comment a lot on someone's Facebook--Dare not say hi when meeting IRL

115. Meet someone new--But you know their life story from Facebook stalking

116. walk up crowded stairs--Have someone's ass in your face entire time

117. Teacher is calling students randomly--Pretend you're writing something

118. Isn't he cute?--NO

119. Add someone from high school on Facebook--They ask who you are

120. Watch movie with family--Suddely need to use bathroom during sex scenes

121. Left alone with friends parents for a few minutes--Pretend to look around at the home decor

122. Call someone--Relieved to get voicemail

123. Didn't hear a word they said--Smile and hope it wasn't a question

124. Dance like a maniac in the car--Stand against the wall with your drink at a club

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The Dawning Of Three by persephone-kore2593 reviews
After returning from Hogwarts, Harry's life is just about to start, but can he accept what Remus and Sirius have to offer him or will he resign himself to his perception of what's expected of him. RL/HP/SB! REWRITING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,085 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Bleeding Feathers by yaoigirl22 reviews
Sometimes Harry wished he was back in his cupbroad, locked away from the world, both muggle and wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,348 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Dmitri by KathrynAKelly reviews
A Pureblood orphan with "blood-traitors" as biological parents, is adopted by the Dursleys prior to the birth of their own son. He attends Durmstrang in order to avoid being exposed as a wizard to his muggle family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/25/2010 - OC, Harry P.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4726 - Favs: 8,815 - Follows: 5,705 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fate's Whipping Boy by AmniIsRoving reviews
Harry Potter thought for sure his fourth year was going to be quiet, peaceful. But he's Fate's Whipping Boy and there's definitely no chance of a peaceful year after he's sucked into the danger Triwizard Tournament! However he'll gain new friends, and more importantly a foreign hunk! (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,695 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Harry Potter : New Life by Natalie668 reviews
ABVHxHP: Harry escapes the wizarding world and finds himself in St Louis amongst other creatures of the night such as Vampires,Weres & other mystical creatures what he doesnt know is that both Jean-Claude & Asher are searching for there Mates JC-HP-A Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P.
Forest of Darkness by Natalie668 reviews
ABVH: Harry is turned into a werewolf by Richard. Contains Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P.
It's Not Okay by Duochanfan reviews
Returning home early from his second year at Hogwarts, Harry hoped that he would be able to rest. With the Family Reconstruction Act, he may find that which he has always wished for, but nothing is as plain sailing as it seems?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,439 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Duo M.
James' Little Brother by I-Don't-Know-Who97 reviews
Harry is hit by a curse durring Molly and Bellatrix's duel in DH. What happens when he is thrown into the past in a deaged body and lands on the grounds of Potter Mannor, right in front of his fifteen year old father?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P., James P.
The Joys of being a Women by amazingreader reviews
On Harry's birthday he gets a letter and box of cookies from a stranger, the next day he wakes up a women!OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Up in the air by Evergreen forever reviews
Rory Gilmore thought everything in her life was perfect. She had great grades a steady boyfriend and a loving family who supported her. She had everything, and needed nothing. But one trip with her grandparents to a Yale football game *full sum. inside*
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Logan H., Rory G.
Holly by Hecateslover reviews
After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,945 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius' Daughter by I-Don't-Know-Who97 reviews
Durring Christmas break in fifth year Harry and Sirius making a startling discovery. Harry is actually a girl and Sirius' daughter. How will Harry and Sirius deal with Harry being a girl and knwing next to nothing about each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Little Prince by Calico Ink reviews
At thirteen Harry is changed into a vampire, he is taken in and raised by the Volturi, adopted by Caius and Athenodora. Not Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Caius
Scars Never Fade by Rainyrose reviews
What if Sirius found out about the blood quill scars on the back of Harry's hand? A worried godfather vows to do whatever it takes to put a stop to Umbridge's cruel treatment, but Harry refuses to cooperate. AU Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hello Pittsburgh by LaLaTink reviews
Harry flees England after a Death Eater attack at Privet Drive. He arrives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania with only one purpose: to train. He soon finds that he may have found a new sense of belonging in an ex-hustler by the name of Hunter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Hunter M.
Sleeping Sun by Avarya reviews
The Dursleys send Harry and Dudley off to military camp, while going to Hawaii themselves. The order are searching the world for Harry, while the boy trains, makes friends and is recruited by MI6. Follow them all to camp and beyond. Harry/OC Warn. inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., OC
When the couch calls reviews
Draco forgets one key piece of advice which is"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool." now He's dealing with a hormonal hysterical Harry and he gets to know the Evil lumpy couch of doom, very well. Poor poor Draco, Don't worry your still Harry's Snookie Bear!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
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