FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 6 (Well..I am a girl so this is expected)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 20 (expected)