"I'm sorry, Dr. Foster, it just doesn't make any sense. People don't fall in love after only knowing each other for one day." "With all due respect, Agent Romanov, it's been a VERY long day." Lokane.

Who in their right mind bets on their own virginity? Innocent Bella gets herself caught up in the charms of the very gorgeous, very bad Jacob Black. Will she be able avoid him like her boyfriend asks or will she fall for his seduction? ExBxJ triangle

They say the devil you know is better than the one you don't...but knowing a Devil just means there is that much more temptation

Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.

So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU

She had been lost in the woods, abandoned and shattered. He had everything he believed about himself torn to shreds. Are they both broken beyond repair, or can they each heal the jagged edges of each others souls?

If I imprinting was less about finding that perfect some one, and more about finding that some one who makes you perfect, you never know where you might find it. Love might bring out the best in us, but first it brings out the worst. (reposting, see AN for details) SamxBella

A sequel to BLW: Some things seem just too good to last, others are just too insidious just to disappear. Cue the Volturi- stage left. How far will Bella go to protect everything she holds so dear? Well – as usual – it's complicated.

ON HIATUS (for now) They always say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. When someone is used to getting nothing in life, what happens when suddenly, quietly, they're given everything they've ever dreamed of? Sometimes it's not so complicated. A realistic fairytale (not an oxymoron) - equal parts grit, fluff and raw sap. Embry/OC, J/B, and some Paul chaos

Returning home for a year, Bella struggles both with chances lost and taken and what to do with the last one she'll ever have. It's more complicated than she'd ever imagined. Raw, realistic and messy, this isn't the typical JxB. Takes place 8 years after BD wedding.

Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.

'Forget about it Paul.'The order took hold. It wasn't instant; Paul's natural inclination to fight all orders wouldn't allow it to take hold in a snap. It crept over him instead, stripping away what choice he had as slow as honey. One minute life was all about her. The next, it wasn't. This is a story of how Paul imprinted. Again. Again. And again. PxB Some OOC, heed the warnings

(and it's nothing like your own). Jane loves Thor; Loki loves power. Pity winning the latter requires seducing the former. (Spoilers for Thor: The Dark World. Lokane.)

My life had always been a sea of carefully laid plans, until he blew through. Cool and quiet, like the calm before the storm. It was brewing. We would make waves.

Imprinting, marriage and mating. Duty, choice and need. What do these things have to do with love? In the midst of a failing marriage and strained imprint, Bella is about to find out. It's complicated, when is it ever not? Bella/Sam some Paul. No poly anything.

Denial was a two-faced friend, always ready to stab you in the back. Bella learned that the hard way. (Pairing to be revealed - No OC MC)

Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.

Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.

Jacob and Bella fall in love, delaying the phase, but the pack has to fight the danger lurking in shadow. Bella finds the strength to grow, and mends the damage done to her relationship with Charlie. Wolf-centric, Cullen friendly. Rated for a reason.

Originally posted in June 2009. AH. When it comes to Forks's social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town's newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own.

Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.

Bella returns to Forks a few years after having married Edward and moving to Alaska. Mistakes and regrets, loneliness and grief, she severs ties and returns to those she truly loves to start over. What will she come home to? AU, A/D/R, M-language/sex

INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.

Originally posted in January of 2010. AH. Love is never enough.

Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH

Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.

A collection of drabbles/oneshots written from LJ prompts. Quick, dirty, and unedited. Full spectrum of genres. In other words, tiny little J/B shooters.

A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.

Sam's turning thirty, and Emily's throwing a birthday bash. Against everyone's better judgment, Leah's on the guest list, and she's not happy. It may not be wise for Jake to step into the line of fire, but people do crazy things for cake and revenge.

Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.

Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."

It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.

REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.

Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]

The Volturi come to Forks to see that Bella has been changed, as promised. Jacob takes her to Harry's cabin in the mountains to keep her safe. Begins the night of Bella's graduation. Warning: Future lemons.

Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.

Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?

Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex

They say that your life can be summed up in just handful of important days over your life time. Jacob had seven that made him who he was. And not all of them were good. J/B, DarkFic. Won 2nd highest hanky count & nommed for 5! JBNP Awards . Thank you!

set at the time of the newborn battle in Eclipse but in a Cullen free world. Victoria and her new coven are coming to La Push. AU, M for sex, language and themes

When growing up was surviving, how do you learn how to live? Jasper rages; Bella represses. They find balance in each other. One shot, Jasper's POV, OOC, AH, rated M for a good reason.

Seth is no longer the youngest wolf. He doesn't have a mate but he keeps getting drawn to a particular place in the forest. AU. NC17 for teen sex and language Fifth story in the W series.

Bella Swan is just a normal young woman with normal needs – with a vampire boyfriend who won't see to those needs. Will she turn to the one who would? Was Alice right? Or did the boys screw up along the way? Jacob/Bella with established Edward/Bella

Time line adjustment: Bella comes to Forks at the end of her Junior year and Jacob has already transformed. What would happen if Bella met her wolf first?

Embry is unsettled; everyone else in the pack has his or her life in order and he does not even know who his father is. He and Quil decide to try to find out. rating MA for sex, language and themes: AU - Part 4 of the 'What was she doing' series

He'd been in love with Bella Swan for two years. Embry had been his brother for 17 years. And no matter how the numbers got added up, Jacob was completely screwed. Jacob/Bella/Embry AU

This is a look at what Sam Uley calls the mating imperative in an imprinted relationship. Third in my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series, it is rated M for the more sensual theme and one long weekend. AU.

So, things are easier with no monsters and no magic? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by his tribe- her, or them.

When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]

You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.

A simple choice altered. A love given room to grow. As weeks without the Cullens' return stretch by, Bella's going to discover that vampires and werewolves aren't the only things that go bump in the night. NM AU. J/B/E

Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Bella is not impressed with Jacob's new girlfriend. Not impressed at all. Moving back to Forks and working a crappy job sucks. Watching Jacob Black date a girl who is not you sucks. Life just sucks. Well, for Bella it does.

Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!

Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem

After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.

An outtake from The Quiet Room, which is why it's under B/J. Leah's POV

After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC

AU: Paul's POV of "What was she doing?" - a scary glimpse inside the mind of Paul; warning: contains teen sex, drinking and foul foul language - contains SPOILERS for WWSD - so read that one FIRST!

AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.

AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking

When the death of her mother turns her life upside down, Bella turns to the only person who can truly understand, Jacob Black. With the choice of life or death hanging over her head, Bella learns it's not what you want, but what you need. COMPLETE.

As Bella spends more time around Jake, she begins to discover changes in herself. Suddenly, she doesn't trip, the wolves are completely calm around her, and she keeps feeling people's emotions. Now, she's on the Volturi's most wanted list.

Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.

What would have happened if Edward and Bella never fell in love? What if Jacob really DID imprint on Bella? The story of Bella and Jacob! If you're an E/B fan, no one said you had to read it, but there's no Edward-bashing, so have no fear ;P

Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.

Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.

COWBOYS & INDIANS sequel. In the wake of their road-trip to Texas, Leah and Jasper have formed a nascent family -- but where does that leave Alice? And after all that's happened to Leah, can she still hope for even an approximation of normal life?

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.

Post-Eclipse. Jacob leaves La Push to forget about Bella - but things don't exactly go his way. Includes visits from the pack, the Cullens, and a few people you wouldn't expect. Rated T for teenage boy.

Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward

Bella wasn’t cooking out of necessity. She was doing it to keep her hands busy, to keep herself distracted, to prevent her face from giving her away the moment he walked through the door. After all this time she was still a terrible liar...