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Meryq: noun, A fanfiction authoress. She is described as an aspiring young writer (Really?), outgoing(Nope Shy), And has many friends (TRUE). She is also a MAJOR DIRECTIONER. (OMG you got that right!) Click here to visit her on her profile at fanfiction. net.

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Update: Currently feeling stupid at what I posted last year. I think I may just rewrite Threats, Art, and Kingdom Hearts... :P Woah I haven't updated this in almost a year. Since like January 2013 wow.

Name: Meredith

Age: Guess!

Birthday: April 25th

Birth Country: Philippines

In the: U.S at the moment

Hair: REALLY REALLY Dark brown

Eyes: inbetween brown and amber.

Favorite colors: emerald green, crimson red, violet/purple, rose blue.

THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME: I tend to change my muses a lot like a month ago (Now is 10/10/11) I was into The Hunger Games (I still am but not as much. I'll probably go back into my crazy fan mode later when the movie is out) a couple weeks ago it changed to Maximum Ride then I changed to GA then to the SOn of Neptune since the release. They're the strongest when there are new additions to books or when I find something about it.

Tumblr: jaxine-g.tumblr.com

Most viewed story: Without a Trace

Weird Fanfiction Habits: If looking for a new story and no stories look interesting I look at favorites from my favorite authors. I like playing with the Underline,Bold, and Italics.

All time Favorites of Meryq: Teenage Wasteland by xo.Kyorii, Masquerade by xo.Kyorii, Falling for A Cardmistress (CCS Section), others (look at my fave list)

Other accounts:I have another fanfiction account as of 6/22/12... I'm keeping it a secret though. Hehehehehehehe! (evil laugh stare.) I'll probably use that more often though.

story ideas at end of profile...

Update info in about the middle of the profile before the fun stuff.

Note: All stories are on Hiatus. I can't promise that they'll all be updated.

AuThOr'S cOmMeNtS:

This is going to gross you out as much as it did me probably. It's okay to be smart but not S.M.A.R.T. You know why? It means Sexually Molested and Raped Twice. GROSS! I did not need to know that which is why I told you to have it even. You should also start typing kewl instead of you know. I got this from the City of Runaways! One of my favorites.

9/5/11: OMG I just got home from my aunt's house for my cousins birthday but my mom almost got us into an accident!!! When we were driving to my Aunt's house this guy swerved in front of us almost causing us to stop but we continued driving. He didn't get hurt or anything but my mom now has post-traumatic stress because of this. And now I have to be awake whenever she drives because she's either tired, or going way too fast on the freeway. I'm also gonna do SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS! I hate them though. I have to walk in front of the class and present them and I DO NOT LIKE THAT!

5/7/12: GUESS WHAT! I'm going to HAVE to be in my school play AND my poem got chosen for like this contest. But I have to read it in front of lots of other people. :'( I am shy by the way.

6/22/12: VBS is over but I'll be going to youth group finally old enough to. SO... I'm making another FF account but this is my main one. I just think that the other story isn't like my other ones at all so it would be fitting to be in another account. I'm not telling you what it is though...

Characters

So you should know that once I've done a character in a story it might as well have the same personality every single story I have unless for plot purposes. Mikan Sakura in the Gakuen Alice Archives is probably the one with the most inconsistent personality in my fics.

KINGDOM HEARTS: Now the characters may not have the same personality in this one so keep an eye out. I'm trying not to make Mary Sue's so gotta keep a list of flaws in characters.

OC Character Profile(s):

Dimitri (Dem) Yukihara/Sakura: Age: Indefinite but will always be about 6 years older than Mikan. Family: ALWAYS Older brother of Mikan wether they are half-related, adopted, fully related by blood or just step-siblings. About him: He will generally be overprotective of Mikan from all boys especially Natsume. He prefers his nickname Dem be used by his friends. Sure he can get into a fight with Mikan once in awhile but they always make-up. He's also very loyal to Mikan as she is to him and will always consider each others requests before denying them. He is very kind-hearted and loyal to his friends but also being very sarcastic when he doesn't have anything important bothering him. Although he's very stubborn when already having his mind set he is quite open to some possibilities as long as they include his sister being alive. Even with all these good traits he's still short-tempered, Stubborn, and has a very strong sense of pride making him do crazy things. His family and friends are the most important to him which might end up his weakness one day. From now on in every Gakuen Alice Story I do I will make him Mikan's brother. I've already planned him in Ninja Prophecy and in my new story idea coming soon. I might be able to fit him in my other stories if possible.

I like to pair: Sora and Kairi

Namine and Roxas

Mikan and Natsume

Katniss and Peeta

Riku and Xion

Terra and Aqua

Hayner and Olette

Sonic and Amy

FaVoRiTe SaYiNgS:

'Everything will surely be alright'-Cardcaptor Sakura

'Always and never are two words that you should always remember never to say'-unknown

'There are no coincedences(spelling?) only inevitability'

'If love is blind then why is there love at first sight?' (makes you think huh)

'Heartless people are so affectionate, That even their hearts, they willingly give away.'

'the heart is the most vulenerable part of one's soul, that NO one can ever contradict to it'

'How can I love,When it's not meant for me,When everyone had left me, Whe LOVE is not even found in my vocabulary'

'Unveil yourself.Take off that mask and let the TRUTH be Told'

'Home is where your heart is. And if you get away from your heart too long you'll die.'

'Men do the most crucial things in the name of love.'

'Power is born right in your heart, you just have to look inside and find it there.'

'My friends are my power… and I’m theirs!'

'May the odds be ever in your favor'

bOoKs (MoStLy SeRiEs):

100 Cupboards by N.D Wilson! (trilogy)

The Hobbit :)

THE HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY by Suzanne Collins

Tomorrow Girls

Beautiful Darkness and Beautiful Creatures by Kami Gracia and Margret

THe Mortal Instruments (series) by Cassandra Clare

Fairest by (I forgot the author sorry)

Heroes of Olympus (Series) by Rick Riordan

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan (SERIES)

Gallagher Girls by Ally Carter(SERIES)

The 39 Clues by various authors (SERIES)

His Dark Materials (Series) by Phillip Pullman (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass)

Witch and Wizard by James Patterson (Series)

The Nine Lives of Chloe King(Series and TV show)

The Billionare's Curse (I think it's a series)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling (I gotta be honest that that was the only book that I read in the series.-_-)

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket (Gotta Love Unfortunate Events right? Note the saracasm)

Dork Diaries by Rachel Renee Russel (Series man I have got a lot of series)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Series)

The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan (I almost forgot this.)

God there are many more but I can't name every one! Most are series but many are also just one book. If you're wondering why I love series so much it's because it doesn't end just with one book but it continues with many more adventures. I like it that way... that's why it's sad to see a series end like Percy Jackson but then I heard of Heroes of Olympus. ((last updated in 2012))

Tv ShOwS AnD aNiMe/MaNgA and MoViEs:

Arrow

Once Upon a Time

House of Anubis

Glee

Sonic X!

The Hunger Games (Out in March 23, 2012)

Yumeiro Pattisiere(I just love it)

The Nine Lives of Chloe King

The City of Bones (Soon to be Movie as of 7/19)

Harry Potter movies

GAKUEN ALICE

Naruto (Shippuden)

CARD CAPTOR SAKURA

Wizards of Waverly Place

My Babysitters a Vampire

Lord of The Rings Trilogy

INUYASHA(and movies)

Pirates of the Carribean (These movies are in my all-time favorites! I love the action and comedy.)

National Treasures 1&2 (These are in my all-time favorites too!)

Alvin and the Chipmunks 1,2 &3

Spy Kids (Loved it since I was 6)

The Incredibles!(Favorites)

fAvOrItE CoUpLeS/ Ships

[No order in particular]

Sora and Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Roxas and Namine (KH II)

Natsume Hyuuga and Mikan Sakura

Sakura Kinomoto and Syaoran (so Kawaii)

Kazune Kujyou and Karin Hanazono(Kazuto Kujyou and Suzuka Kujyou) from Kamichama Karin and Chu.

Ichigo Amano and Makoto Kashino From Yumeiro Patissiere manga and Anime.

Naruto and Sakura Haruno ( Naruto anime)

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Jason Grace and Piper McLean

Leo and Hazel

Aang and Katara

Jace Herondale/Lightwood/Morgenstern (His biological one is Herondale) and Clary Fray or Clary Fairchild FROM: The Mortal Instruments Series.

Lyra Silvertongue and Will Parry

Kagome and Inuyasha!

Sonic and Amy!

Homestuck:

Beta kid friendship ((Because in my head they are like all the best of friends in the history of ever))

Terezi

Dave John

Jade Dave sometimes as matesprits though not always

John

Karkat Kanaya

Equis Nepeta

Feferi

Sollux

Sollux Karkat

Prospitcest

Stridercest

Rose

Plus more...

And even if I didn't mention the others in ships it doesn't mean I don't like them! I really like all the trolls and beta kids. ((I haven't read to the alpha kids or trolls yet so I don't have an opinion on them yet))

SNK:

Mikasa and Eren

Mikasa and Revialle/ Levi

Armin and Annie

Mikasa-Eren-Armin friendship brot3

Connie and Sasha either as really good friends or relationship

KNK:

Mirai and Akihito

gAmInG

I play Kingdom Hearts, KH II, KH re:Coded, KH CoM, KH days, (Basically every Kingdom Hearts Game.), Final Fantasy Games, Super Mario (What gamer hasn't), Modern Warfare, BlackOps, Call of Duty, The Legend of Zelda, MANY Others...

The win for their awesome Story: the KINGDOM HEARTS series.

RaNdOm QuEsTiOnS

Do you speak your native language a lot?

Sorry but no. I left when I was 6 so I don't know a lot but I can understand my parents talk all the time I just have to ask sometimes.

Would you rather pick... Sora or Roxas?

What! I can't answer that I just can't choose. Well, they're basically the same person so Either way it'd always be a tie.

Do you eat a ton of rice?

Umm... Let's see here can you guess?

AkuRoku or RokuNami?

RokuNami hands down.

Where do you live?

Can't mention exactly where I live but I live in California.

If you had to choose between your best friend and your boyfriend who would it be?

That's a toughie. Even though I don't have one yet... YET. I think I'd choose my bff. I mean boys come and go best friends are forever! Though they also leave... Welp made myself sad. Thanks a lot question!

Have you ever gone to a convention? Like a anime or video game one?

Nope but I'm planning to go and see all the cosplayers! I want to go to so many conventions and cosplay and have fun and waste money. Haha I'd also want to go to PAX sometime when I'm older.

Would you like to live in the world of the Hunger Games?

If I'm gaurenteed safety back in the real world YES! Who wouldn't accept an offer like that? If I'd die in an actual Hunger Games then OF COURSE NOT!

Katniss and Peeta or Katniss and Gale?

Oh I just LOVE Katniss and Peeta!

Are you smart?

WHAT SMART NO!!! of course not!That is just gross! I am intelligent though you could say. :P Great grades and such.

If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go first?

I'd go to... hmm... Venice, Italy. I would love to go boating around there! Second would be Greece and Rome. Next, France then England then Japan, THEN CHINA!

If you had an Alice what would it be?

It'd be Stealing and Insertion. And also Elemental Alices.

Favorite KH character?

... Hmm... uh... Sora. Yes. He's all my other faves in one person (who aren't girls) so yeah.

Favorite Music and/or Artist?

My favorite kind of music is rock/pop/alt. rock. Things with meaning to them.

Who do you like better Kikyo and Inuyasha or Kagome and Inuyasha?

Kagome and Inuyasha! No offense to Kikyo fans.

This section is unfinished and I will continue to add multiple things on it.

My ChRiStMaS LiSt

1. PS4

2. X-box 360! WITH KINNECT! CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!!

3. Kindle FIRE!!!!! Instead I got an Ipad so I say this is a CHECK!

4. The Son of Neptune by Rick Riordan. (I'm getting it this October.)CHECK!

5. Learn Japanese, Write in it too, Go to Japan, Learn French, Italian,

6. Autographs from my favorite authors \

7. To meet my favorite author's including

8. Meet my knight and shining armor and be his knight and shining armor.

9. Wish that puberty never existed.

10. Be a world famous author!

11. Play any kind of instrument perfectly and accurately.

My fAnTaSiEs

(These are mine NO STEALING-Meryq)

I want to have an Alice! Or a Superpower!

If I lived in a fairytale I'd be the theiving street girl caring nothing about the prince.

Have wings and fly!

Be a mutant and join the X-Men

Replace Kairi in KH series.

Become the Invisible Women.

Join Young Justice!

Marry my crush...

If I were special then I'd love to be a Spy!

Fall in love with a Spy boy

I'm gonna be a Shinobi!

I'd love to have super cool Shinobi training too!

Be in every one of my favorite books!

Help Percy and Jason get their memories back!

Be the daughter of Posiedon!

Live the life of my favorite heroines!

Be able to see a number in everyone's eyes.

Get a WAYFINDER!!!(For me and my friends)

Finally get Kairi and Sora to kiss!

Learn every single language (even dead ones) ever known and speak and write it fluently!

I wish my knee wasn't so jacked up so I could run...

Find a shrine and a well!

Kick someone's butt!

Be the alpha-male!

MEET ONE DIRECTION AND BE THEIR CLOSE FRIEND!!!!

I WANT TO... BE YOUNG FOREVER!

UpDaTe InFo:

The Ninja Prophecy: I updated this umm... 9/10/11... I'm taking it slow on Natsume's and Mikan's relationship. Oh and Dimitri's coming in the next chapter! Chapter 7 or 6 I believe. Status: Haitus Updated: sporadically

Falling for a Yukihara: I'm also going to redit this so the plot will be more fitting. I made it kinda sloppy but since this is my first fanfic on GA I will NOT abandon it. I'll leave it a Haitius for now. STATUS: Haitus

Without a Trace: I know a lot of you are looking forward on this one. I've got it planned out so don't worry. I just want patient people for this one okay. Also be sure to read the BACKGROUND INFO on every chapter because I know that some of you might not know what I'm talking about with the crossovers. And if you want it to be long I'll be saying this in Chapter 3 If you want this to end the short way or the long way. You get to vote. But if they're close to tied I'll be making an Alternitive chapter with the other ongoing one. 'Kay. Status Haitus

Adventure of a Lifetime: I have to thank the reviewers on this. I am currently working on chapter 3 right now so don't fret! I'm continuing it for sure but probably won't work on it until later. Status: Indefinite Hatius.

Threats, Art, and Kingdom Hearts: 2 reviews! awesome! This is basically the only story besides Without a Trace that I'm sure about the plot. Sooooooo... I'm thinking of Rewriting this. Since it is know a year later and I think my old ways were somewhat stupid.
CHAPTERS: 3 out of ???
Updated: Haitus
Next Chapter Status: 40% done.

How many chapters already planned out?: 3 more.

All stories: I know I don't update that fast but I do have a life you know. I know other fanfic author's still have lives and still update fast but I'm not like that. Just bare with me.

YOUR GUY SIDE:bold=no not true. Normal= YES!/true true. italics=not sure/maybe./sometimes.

-You love hoodies.

-You love jeans.

-Dogs are better than cats

-It's hilarious when people get hurt.

-You've played with/against boys on a team.

-Shopping is torture. (Sorta...depends if we're shopping for clothes (well, maybe but only my style no frilly skirts and whatnot. though I do have that sort of side sometimes.) or for cool stuff like...video games.)

-Sad movies suck. (If it's an action drama adventure sort of thing then I'm all for it. Unless no sequel!)

-You own/ed an X-Box.

-Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

-At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

-You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

-You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Still sorta am. My brother and sister are watching some of the series.)

-You watch sports on TV.

-Gory movies are cool.

-You go to your dad for advice.

-You own like a trillion baseball caps.

-You like going to high school football games.

-You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

-Baggy pants are cool to wear.

-It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Unless they're really close.)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

-Sleep with your socks on.

Total= 19 1/2 (LOL OMG)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

-You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

-You love to shop.

-You wear eyeliner.

-You wear the color pink. (Sometimes)

-Go to your mom for advice.

-You consider cheer leading a sport.

-You hate wearing the color black.

-You like hanging out at the mall.

-You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

-You like wearing jewelry. (Sometimes, I actually wear a ring, 4 braclets, 4 hairbands, a watch and a necklace everyday.)

-Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

-Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

-You don't like the movie Star Wars. (UH I LOVE THE MOVIES!)

-You were in gymnastics/dance.

-It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Minus the make-up)

-You smile a lot more than you should.

-You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

-You care about what you look like.

-You like wearing dresses when you can. (Special occasions, going to sleep, and only when a close friends are over.)

-You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

-You love the movies.

-Used to play with dolls as little kid.

-Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

-Like being the star of everything

Total= 13 1/2 (LOL)

Oh my god. I'm more of a guy than a girl. Embarrasing... Well, I am a tomboy for god sakes.

iNtErEsTiNg ThInGs:

7 ways to scare your roommates:

7) Buy some knives, Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon,soon..."

6)Collect hundreds of pens and pile the on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell you roommate,"I've got an important message for you." THen pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was.Later on say, "Oh, yeah, I reember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4)WHile your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. when your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold you head, and moan.

3)Make a sandwhich. Don't eat it leave it on the floor. Ignor the sandwhich.Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, then say," Where the Heck is my sandwich?" then complain LOUDLY that you're hungry.

2)Every time your roommate walks in yell,"Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch saying,"SHouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1)Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up explaining," No, I want to watch them suffer."

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and If you don't copy and post on your profile I'll stalk you for the rest of your life...I KNOW where you live!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

-- 1. I have to tell you a secret look at 5.

2. Hi! go to 11.

3. Shh don't anyone.. look at 15.

4. Okay you broke me down, go to 13.

5. First look 2

6... got to 12.

7.I just wanted to say... I love you.

8. Don't get mad! Look at 14.

9. It's private look at 4.

10. One more time, go to 7.

11. Shhh okay? Go to 6.

12. Uh uh, 8's got your story.

13. Okay, no more!Got to 10!

14. Breathtaking, look at 3.

15. Umm Got to 9.

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XxRoxy-ChiixX, XxNashxX, jEzzy mISt-miSSy, ellahist, Crimson-Midnight-Moon, Meryq

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

If you can read this message, you are very lucky and blessed because over two billion people in tho world can not get to read this at all:

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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house
BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen
FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down
BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh
FRIENDS: ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Which one would you want to have? For me I'd pick a BFF!

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Mental Hospital Answering Machine

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security
number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was the boy you were going to marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :

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l、 ヽ
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Well just to make sure it doesn't come true.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight: (Delete any of the Author's notes I made.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against all races.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.(A/N: I'm lazy sure but I'm not necessarily Hawaiian.)

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (A/N from me: FYI I hate homework! It drives me nuts! Just glad school's over.)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a MASTER at playing instruments.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I get a LOT of THINGS so I MUST be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.(A/N: AXEL!)

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

A/N: I just HATE stereotypes. They're offensive and and UGH!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals him memories, he will always remember you.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.

sToRy IdEaS

Gakuen Alice: Pairings for all are Natsume and Mikan. Also tell me if you want me to make Ruka and Hotaru Fics too. But remember if I do it will be Ruka overcoming the fact that Mikan just looks at him as a brother and not in that way so Ruka moves on to Hotaru.

The Universal Language of Music-Mikan Yukihara is a mute musical prodigy. The 2nd closest thing she has to talking is her music. Natsume Hyuuga is someone who doesn’t hate music but doesn’t love it either. What happens when the two meet? N&M R&R- Drama and Romance K( NO planned action)

Magic mixed with Alices(Not final)- Mikan Yukihara is a princess of a distant land, or should I say another universe. When she goes to BACK to Earth, using both her magical and Alice powers, to head to Gakuen Alice a school for both Alices and magic people all because of a war. What do you think might happen there? R&R N&M R&? H&? - Adventure and Romance-K (action planned)

Fate and Destiny -In a separate world where Mikan didn’t go to Gakuen Alice, but showed up 5 years later what would happen? How did she know about her Alices? When did she learn about her parents? Do you think that Mikan and Natsume were meant to be?-Adeventure and Mystery and Romance-K(some action planned)

Undecided Title- Angels and Demons have been enemies from over a million centuries, but no one knows the exact reason why these caused rumors to spread about the realms of angels and demons only angering them more. Then a prophecy is heard. And as the centuries grow more what happens when the generation they’ve been waiting for finally arrives. Will it come true or will the selfish people in this world stop it before it even happens?-Romance and Adventure- K- planned action.

Undecided Title- Spies were everywhere lately. But no body knew that there was a secret originazation of spies in Gakuen Alice. Some of which are there closest friends. This orginization also seems to be more advanced than the DA. What happens when they finally reveal themselves because of the ESP's twin out to take his revenge for his brother's death?- Adventure and Friendship- K- of course action planned.

Titanic III- When Mikan and the gang go on the Titanic III for extra precautions will they be able to survive. When tragedy strikes once again for the Titanic will history repeat itself 3 times in a row or will the Alices be able to protect the ship from any harm.- Tragedy, Romance, Action-K- happy ending planned.

This one can be in either Kingdom Hearts or Gakuen Alice

Star-Crossed Lovers: Their destinies were intertwined. And soon they fell in love but fate was against them. No matter how many things they’ve tried to be together something is always in the way. Whether it was by their families or by a death quest threatening to take away the lives of anyone who tries it. Will they survive through the dangers and finally fix their troubles to work it out? Or will they really be just two star-crossed lovers facing the same fate as Romeo and Juliet? – Action, Adventure, Tragedy, & Romance-K or T- Pairings: Mikan & Natsume or Kairi & Sora Got Idea from the Hunger Games.

The Hunger Games

Undecided title:Everyone thought that the fights were over. Everyone thought they could all live in peace with their new adapted life styles with the nightmares that still haunt every one of them. But when she takes revenge it all goes wrong. And it all started with a misunderstanding. It leads to what Katniss feared the most about her's and Peeta's marriage. Her kids are taken away. Kidnapped. They travel beyond the districts and the capitol. The world where no one knew what lay out there. Where fear can be anywhere you look. Can the surviving tributes join Katniss and Peeta one more time and save their loved ones and end this for good? Or will they end up with wasted deaths?- Romance, Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Tragedy- Pairings: Anna and Finnick, Peeta and Katniss. This is a story told with our good protagnists but discovering what ever happend beyond the capitol. To China, Japan, Asia itself. Europe, Wales, England. Australia, and Canada. Now what did happen huh?

KINGDOM HEARTS:

Undecided Title: Kairi is or should I say was your average teenage girl. Not a tomboy nor a girly girl like you know in between. She's been through a lot just to protect her friends. Well that is she endured all this right after she disappeared. When she comes back she's not the same happy girl you knew before. She's not the innocent girl you knew. Sora, who is Kairi's new best friend, seems to know something the others don't. Not to mention he has this special connection with Kairi nobody else seems to have.- Romance

I have a lot of unfinished stories in my notebook so I decided to let you guys choose which I should continue before writing them in my notebook. Suggest them in your reviews for my stories! UPDATE: You know what I will probably most likely not do these ideas but I guess i'll keep em here.

That's pretty much it any other questions will be answered if you review or ask me with PM. Signing off

Meryq