In case you were wondering, I took the name from the ballet, not the model. Either way, if you try to pronounce it with an american accent I'll be forced to give you a virtual slap up-side the head. I'm not an antelope-like creature roaming the African plains.

Once upon a time, I frolicked happily through the real-person fic, namely Backstreet Boys, if we're going to be honest. But times change. I graduated from High School, FF.net removed all the real-person fiction, and Backstreet fell apart. *nostalgic sigh*

Luckily, or perhaps unluckily, from the standpoint of my grades, I have been sucked into the realm of Harry Potter. What can I say; I'm irresistably drawn to magic, green eyes, and platinum blonde hair.

That being said, in the way of pairings I'm obsessed with Harry/Draco and consider Ron/Hermione to be fact, but I am still flexible. Snape's cool too. Like Snape... Anyway. Perhaps you therefore wonder why the only stories that have manages to spill out onto paper, or at least virtual paper, involve either Draco/Hermione or Corrupted!Ginny. (Hee hee...I love that little exclamation mark thing. Corrupted!Ginny...SupportivePartner!Draco...cracks me up every time...) There is a very good explanation for this, as well as for why I take so long to finish writing, and if you'll all just look over there at that miniature zeplin, I'll expla- *darts away*

No seriously, I have no idea.

I suggest you go check out Bill Weasley's Girl, because she's my real-world friend, but don't tell her I sent you, because she's not supposed to know I'm writing again. (Ssshhh...*giggles secretively*) If by any chance she has stumbled upon this, I ask her to leave now and not read anything. I mean, seriously babe, didn't you get enough of my crappy fic the first time around? Why on Earth would you come back for more? Fly you fool(s)!

giggles more* I'm so clever.

Finally, I'd like to draw you attention to that little linky-link further up, the one for the homepage. We'd very much like to host some stuff, as we don't have much there now, so if you're willing (and good, hopefully) drop me a line, we'll get in touch.

If you've read this far, I tip my hat to you. *tips hat*

realizes she doesn't have a hat*

Damn.