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Heyyyy im Neisha and im from a little island called Ireland :P

so heres some random shit about me

i am mainly in my third teen year..

my favourite colours blue

i am the most mental person ull ever meet

and im short :D

i am very lucky to have alot of friends who love me and i love them very much WE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! WOOHOO

i absultly love TWILIGHT even though none of my friends are intrested in it anymore *tear tear*

the vampire diaries is the bomb

night world is the best shit EVAR

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats how i say ever :)

the marked series is freakin EPIC

and my favourite songs are

HEYY SOULSISTER by TRAIN

and...DUN DUN DUN DUNNN ...IM YOURS JASON MARAZ

Thats me down to a t ...OH and i also love reading :) thats why im here

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day when you get your own house i'm going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open, and mess with the thermostat!"

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Something In The Way by CullenBoyzAreMyLifeNow reviews
Originally posted in 2009, continued/rewritten in 2019. Carlisle/Bella inspired by the scene in New Moon where he is stitching up her arm. 'I could feel his breath on my lips now. "Carlisle…", I didn't know what to say. I couldn't tell him what I was feeling. "Don't fight it, Bella," he whispered as he closed the gap between us. In that moment, I was gone.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,172 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Family is What You Make It by Hannie-May-Lousie reviews
What if The Cullen's weren't Vampires. What if they were a normal family? How would they're lives be? First Fiction for a while, first uploaded. Dunno if its been dont before, sorry if it has! Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Big or Little? by braincandy1 reviews
What happens when Draco Malfoy is unexpectedly turned into a toddler? Who will look after him? HP/DM in later chapters. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
My little princess by alicecullenhaleluvsjasper reviews
Bella was adopted at birth,thinking she'd never know her parents,only the initials c.r.f as a clue to who they were.But when she's eleven a bronze haired boy turns up at her school,will he show her who she really is? "you are a princess"... please r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who is This? by hitntr01 reviews
My mouth was over it, about to bite. This smell was calling me, but I couldn't do it. Every smell in it yelled 'mate' except I was sure I had not had a mate yet. Not only that but it was human, humans can't be mates. "Edward?" It knew my name.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fairy Tales: Cullen Style by BURNING PIXIE reviews
The Cullen women are all sent boxes, containing various fairy tale props that will turn them into fairy tales. Their mates must now save them using axes, shoes and true love's kiss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete