nonozahide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, and Vampire Diaries. So I've fallen behind on updating certain stories, my apologies, I just want to do my characters justice. I'll make you a promise, every story I am writing will be updated at least once before Valentine's day. Don't give up on me yet. here's a little bit about me: Favourite books The Twilight Saga Thomas Harris' Series on Dr. Hannibal Lecter American Psycho and they just get more disturbing from there. Favourite movies and series The Twilight Saga Grey's anatomy House Fringe Fight Club Other stuff I love reading fanfiction. it took me a long time to write my own because well, some of the ones i read gave me an inferiority complex. I love reviews: even rude reviews. its so much better than being ignored I'm at university and probably shouldn't spend this much time here but well... yeah i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty i couldn't resist |
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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. After narrowly escaping the clutches of the T-1000, Cameron meets an ancestor and performs a makeover.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 109 - Words: 445,812 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/5/2008
Hostile Takeover by lexiipediia reviews
Elena Gilbert is President of Miranda and Company, a high dollar publishing company; Damon Salvatore is a ruthless and wealthy entrepreneur everyone calls "The Shark". When Elena finds that her business going under faster than a sinking ship, she has to learn to swim with the shark. AH/AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,986 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
High Society by Quills2 reviews
It's 1898. Elena lives a dispirited life as the Princess of Bulgaria. One day, she meets Count Damon de la Salvador, who changes her entire world. AU. Adult Content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,462 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Elena G., Damon S., Matt D., Tyler L. - Complete
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12315 - Favs: 7,410 - Follows: 9,323 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
All Roads Lead Straight Back To You by bashfulbellawannabe reviews
When a secretly pregnant Isabella walked out of Edward's life 4 years ago, he thought he'd never see her again. However, when he receives news that Bella's in a coma, and there is no one to watch her son, will Edward step into his "daddy shoes"? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 161,484 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Had Your Attention All Along by teal-slippers1990 reviews
Derek Morgan, high school football player, made a proposition to a rather unwilling Spencer Reid, resident school genius. But then, Spencer didn't stand much of a chance, did he? Rated M for later chapters. AU. A bit of OOC for Morgan. Slash Reid/Morgan. **COMPLETE** Continued in "Fixing It"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,925 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Dreams are meant for sleeping by nutmeg17 reviews
It all started with the smile Dean wore when he slept, as Cas watched. With all of Cas' new emotions to figure out, It's only a matter of time. What Cas finds in Dean's dreams are even more confusing, especially when he can't resist getting involved R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Glitch In My Soul by freakingdork reviews
AU - Spencer Reid is an investigative writer. When he joins an ex-gay support group to write a book about homosexuals who attempt to change their sexual orientation, he never counted on falling in love. Alternatively known as the one where I made everyone gay and used only canon characters, including some notable unsubs, in the process. Full warnings inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Falling from Pedestals by Ihopeitsbenign reviews
After ten years of longing, Morgan spots a familiar face in the crowd. Spencer Reid was the man he'd planned to spend his life with until he suddenly disappeared. A story about finding the one that got away. Kind of AU but still set in the BAU-verse. Morgan is an FBI agent but Reid is not.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
A mile in my shoes by nutmeg17 reviews
HS AU. Am I evil? No, well at least I don't think so. Am I a pervert? No, though once again that seems to be a matter of opinion. Am I an adult? Can I vote, legally drink? No, I'm seventeen, I'm a school boy, a Christian and I'm gay, I know tell me about.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Body Guard by cristina reid reviews
A young man poses for a nude magazine. But when a fan becomes too obessed, this young man will need protection. Who will protect him? SLASH! Derek/Spencer VIOLENCE STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Forbidden fruit by Sandy1983 reviews
Damon is friends with Grayson Gilbert. When he meets his daughter Elena, sparks fly. Considering the age difference and the fact that she is his friend's daughter, he tries to fight the pull every step of the way. Will he succeed in keeping her at bay?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,992 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by lexarDuo reviews
When Edward left Bella in NM he wanted to protect her. Little did he know he left her pregnant, what happens when two teenage girls show up claiming to be his daughters. What can you do when someone you're supposed to love hates you? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Who in the Hell is Elena Gilbert? by BtrixMcG reviews
Damon Salvatore, Hollywood's highest paid actor, is reluctantly cast alongside an unknown daytime actress, the fetching Elena Gilbert, in a major motion picture. He is not pleased.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Frozen Inside by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel escapes being hanged for witchcraft in new england, and in a snow storm is rescued by two wolf-skinwalkers, one of whom has forgotten what it is to be human. Dean/Castiel based-ish on 'Sorceress' by Celia Rees.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,294 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Papá Rossi by tash922 reviews
David Rossi is a legend he is literally one of the F.B.I. rocks stars add the fact that he has a hot sexy super genius for a son. Morgan is so screwed. warning starts heavy on the Diana/Rossi takes a while to get to the slash. Rossi/Diana, Spencer/Morgan
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
A Moment To Be Real by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Au. Dean is a janitor at a religious highschool, Castiel is a preachers son, but he's not as good as you'd expect. Dean's rather surprised too. Rebellious underage Cas/Janitor Dean. WARNINGS FOR INCEST.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,758 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
As We Forgive Those by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Priest!Cas meets with a couple who are about to get married. Dean's already feeling guilty when he enters the church with Lisa, and then it gets so much worse, because Dean recognises the priest, from the bar where they met.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Z I Forgot to Say 'I Love You' Complete by Fanatical Writer reviews
Sometimes all it takes is a little push... When Derek has a slight mishap on the job, is it enough for him and Penelope to admit their feelings for each other? Maybe...if Derek could remember how he felt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Archimedes by seditionary reviews
My entry for CCOAC forum challenge, Dog Days of Summer story must be told from pov of character's pet. A year in the life of Spencer Reid, as seen through the eyes of his pet cat. Contains very mild references to slash, and a bit of language. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Me and Mine by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Castiel is a gay priest and devoted to repressing himself, until he meets seventeen year old Dean who needs help in denying his own sexuality. Inconvenient though it is, they fall in love and move from denial to platonic love to something more complex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,570 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Supernatural: in the real world by jwinchesterkent reviews
What happens when Sam and Dean wake up as Jared and Jensen on a tv show called "Supernatural"?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Game night by nutmeg17 reviews
AU Dean and Cas are best friends but when something more is found can it withstand the brutality of life? the doubt shame jealousy anger lies seduction and most of all the secrets lives these teenage boys. Can love be enough to get them to graduation? R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,633 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
For The Love Of The King by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
She was exquisite. Her skin was pale almost white. A light blush tainted her otherwise perfect face and her teeth dug into the soft skin of her lips. Her eyes were like bottomless pools. I wanted to get to know this beauty. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,368 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rise of Spencer by slery reviews
A young man suffering PTSD and head trauma learns to rise above his circumstances through the love and support of an unknown stranger.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,508 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Walking in the Air by Pavarti reviews
Time line adjustment: Bella comes to Forks at the end of her Junior year and Jacob has already transformed. What would happen if Bella met her wolf first?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,825 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
All I Need by kem722 reviews
Jasper is a bodyguard for a prominent politician and he's forced to spend the summer with the senator's wife Alice and her two daughters. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Complexity of Fate by Aquma reviews
An AU version of second season, with new characters and story turns. It starts just after 'Samson & Delilah'. J.C./Cameron relationship very important to the story, followed closely by J.C./Sarah and J.C./Derek
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - John C., Cameron
Own Me by coffeebuddha reviews
All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
Simple Clues by seditionary reviews
Morgan & Reid are sent to New Orleans to track down a killer. Their personal relationship is just beginning. Will the case bring them together--or tear them apart? Mature content. Last chapter now posted!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,435 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Camille by Sakura's Pointe Shoes reviews
ANNA AND THE KING Anna Leonowens leaves Siam, but she herself is ignorant of the secret she carries. Her story is told through a series of letters and memories. Lots of drama, angst, smut and fluff.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,017 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
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Barbie Ripper reviews
Written for the Klaroline challenge. Klaus comes to Mystic Falls early. He has Caroline turned on the night of Miss Mystic. She fits into his plans for breaking the curse and making hybrids.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Another chance reviews
i really like elena with elijah but i don't see how he stands a chance with the salvatore brothers in his way so i put elena in katherine's place as the 1st petrova doppleganger.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Elijah, Elena G.
But the love is real reviews
AU/College. Derek is moved to accept money to "distract" Reid by his family's plight. Of course he's going to fall for his mark but how do relationships founded on duplicity work out? This story is dedicated to SWEETTEETWO
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,187 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Criminal minds reviews
Cops profile like criminals. Wat if our favourite profilers had wound up on the wrong side of the law? In this fic the team are criminals and they're in prison. M/R centric. Slash. AN: chapter 7 with the right content is the second half of chapter 6. It's short n may contain errors. Read and Review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Life sometimes is complicated reviews
22 yr old Castiel picks up Dean,a man over ten years his senior, in a bar. Dean turns out to be co-owner of Castiel's new place of employment. Dean leads a strange existance and Castiel has a secret.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,826 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
love you with my hands tied reviews
AU, all human. Edward is a Dom and a snob. He finds a poor inexperienced Sub in Bella. who isn't exactly submissive. their worlds change as they unlock each other's secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Billionaire's Trophy Wife reviews
Bella and Charles are raising her children after Edward left her. it's causing a lot of talk so they decide to get married to keep the half vampire twins out of the spotlight but life just isn't that simple. ON HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella
la femme nikita reviews
a few years after breaking dawn the pack are running an auto-repairshop. embry imprints on sam's newest employee and they hit it off but imprinting is just never that easy. ON HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Embry
New Life reviews
edward and bella slept together the night of her birthday. a while after his depature she finds out that she's pregnant. this is about her life immediately afterwards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella - Complete
Izzy reviews
au. edward never came back. 10 yrs after new moon edward finds that he got what he wanted. bella is living a normal life and does not remember him. its as if he never existed. what is it they say about being careful what you wish for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella - Complete