Name: jessGender:girl..or am i xDD

Hair color: black and blond.

Eye color: hazel...it cant decide between green and brown xD.

Birthday: june 21st

Age: -panic attack- Stalker! Stalker! xDD

College: Anywhere with a good nursing program xD.

Siblings: 1 younger sister

Intrests: Reading, hanging out with my friends, swimming, annoying my sister

Books I like: Tamora Pierce, Enchanted Forest, Harry Potter, The Sweep Series, and half a million more which I can't be bothered to write down.

Books I don't like: A lot.

What was the last book you read? Ummm...The Will of the Emperess

What's on your T.V right now? Dust, dust and a book xD

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? laura over instant messenger about myspace xD

Where are you? on something i like to call Earth

What was the last thing you ate? mac and cheese xD

What's your personality like? ummm lol hard to describe xD

Who do you have a crush on? Well, his name starts with a letter between A-Z... that help you?

What was the last thing you thought? What did I just think?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? an ass hole

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? buy lots of books xD

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? my cell phone

What are you eating/drinking right now? water

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Hmm. Let's think...i wont dignify that with an answer xD

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "living in Albus's shadow cannot have been an alto-" xDD

What's it like being you? fun xD

What are your thoughts on writing? eh...i get writers block alot xD

How tall are you? 5feet 1 or 2 xDD

What muisc are you listening to? country xD.

What was the last website you visited before fanfiction? Myspace! xD

What was the last thing you cooked? Mac and Cheese

What color are the walls of the room you are in? wood and white

.Do you know who the govorner of your state is? ummm..-asks mom- ..Charlie Christ

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup! Duh.

How many different programs are on your computor right now? This and my myspace and iTunes. So, 3.

Have you ever been water-skiing? No, and I don't plan too.

What is the weather like? Raining T-T

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? yes. to visit my family nin the panhandle xDD

Anything else? yeah. BEGONE! xDD just kidding xD

1. Find a globe. There is no globe. Spin it. There is no globe. What does it say? There is no globe.
2. Find a book. Harry Potter. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? um i already told you and its his... 3. What can you hear right now? country music xD
4. Have a conversaition with the closest living thing besides yourself. mom: -yells at me about my grades- Me: Yeah, sure, whatever, yes im listening!

5. Turn the TV on. what show is it? EW! Star Treck.

6. Type your name with your elbow. jhesdsdicv a. What the Hell? thats not jessica...xD

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? the wall. spinning
8. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Erumsee...wtf xDD

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SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

THIRTEEN:

YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.


TEN:

YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:

WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.
NOW MAKE A WiSH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNKI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsI am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRLI can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FATI like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTIONI don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEANI am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIALI am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMANI am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENEI own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

copy and paste if you agree

Story of a three year old girl... if you care put on your profile...

My name is Sarah,
I am but three.
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
what else could have made
my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,
I can't do a thing wrong,
or else I'm locked
all the day long.

When I awake,
I'm all alone,
the house is dark,
my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
so maybe I'll just get one
whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
my daddy is back
from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse,
my name he calls,
I press myself
against the wall.

I try and hide
from his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
he shouts ugly words.
He says it's my fault
that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me,
and yells at me some more.
I finally get free
and head for the door.

He's already locked it
and I start to bawl,
he takes me and throws me
against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken,
and my daddy continues
with bad words still spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
but it was much too late,
his face has been twisted
into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,
again and again.
Oh please, God, have mercy!
Oh please, let it end!

And he finally stops
and heads for the door,
while I lay motionless,
sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah,
and I am but three.
Tonight, my daddy
murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Quotes -

" Dont Let The Fear Of Striking Out Keep You From Playing The Game" (A Cinderella story)

"Make like a Tom and Cruise".(Bethany Joy Lenz in Bring it on again)

"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid," Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"My bologna DOES have a first name... but it won't tell me what it is. THAT FREAKIN' BOLOGNA!"

""I am the Box Ghost! Fear me!" ~Box Ghost

On the nutrition labels, it says 0mg...haha!!"

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."
-Pirates of the Caribbiean

"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?" "Oh. That's why."
-Dead Mans Chest

"Where's that monkey? I need to shoot something."
-Dead Mans Chest

"There will come a moment when you have a chance to do the right thing." "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-Deads Mans Chest

"I don't believe it. You were telling the truth." "You know I do that quite a lot actually yet people always seem suprised."
-Dead Mans Chest

"I am making so much sense that you think I'm not making sense!"

"If guns kill people, can I blame mispelt words on my pencil?"

"Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here."

"Girls rule, boys suck. The. End."

"Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?"

"-Fergie (clumsy) comes on- Oh, God! This song makes me want to commit mass homicide!"

"Harry Potter: Survives big ass scary dragon..falls off castle tower. Oh, the irony."

"Essay: A two page long report on a subject that could be described in two sentences."

"Grammar: Something people on the internet have no concept of."

"Spelling: A lost art."

"Pain: What you feel when you reach into a blender to dislodge an ice cube..without turning the blender OFF.
..stupid fucker."

"Never trust anyone who says 'trust me'. Trust me on that one." - Dad

"'It's always in the last place you look.' No shit moron, why the fuck would I keep looking for it AFTER I've found it!" - Me and JD

"'OMG, did you see that?' 'No, loser. I paid 12 to see a movie and stare at the goddamn floor!'quot; - Me and JD

"Sarcasm: Helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them." - Display Picture

"Ron and Hermione. Because you could try and read between the lines for something that doesn't exist, or you could see what's dancing naked in front of you wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"Me, I'm dishonest and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to look out for, because you never know when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid." Jack Sparrow

"...But the fact remains that he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo..." -Lee Jordan, Harry Potter7

Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me, Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? Jack Sparrow

"There's a 4th of July party at the --(our neiboors) house" My mom

"When is it?" Me

"The 6th of July." My mom

"Really?" Me

"We should have put a leash on him." "Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire." Xander and Buffy on crazy basement Spike -BtVS- Season 7 Ep. 3

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma." me

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile

If you are a woman who believes that over half of everything you say doesn't come out right and you would classify them all as major mess ups, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but only caused your 'peers' to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are someone who has often walked into something you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Tamora Pierce fan and you think that Sandry really needs to learn how to knit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

--Girls--

--are like apples--

--on trees. The best ones--

--are at the top of the tree.--

--The boys don’t want to reach--

--for the good ones because they--

-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-

-Instead, they get the rotten apples-

from the ground that aren’t as good,

but easy. So the apples up top think

something's wrong w/ them when in

-reality they're amazing. They just--

--have to wait for the right boy to

-- come along, the one who's-

-- brave enough to--

--climb all--

--the way--

--to the top--

--of the tree.--

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Life Lessons

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

I've learned that no matter how much I care some people just don't care back.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but whom you have in your life that counts.

I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And, just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I’ve learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn’t stop for your grief.

I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt, and you will hurt in the process.

I've learned that you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.

I've learned that heroes are people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you can’t.