Series of one-shots involving mainly HouseWilson. Contains pre-slash, slash, and now a bit of HouseWilsonChase in a few chapters . Rated for language and sexual situations. Now complete! Please refer to profile for further information!

Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.

Jack finds the TARDIS, but there's something wrong with the Doctor. "So, basically what you're saying is, you need someone to spend a week with you constantly having sex or you'll die? Of course I'm in, Doctor." MAJOR SMUT.

Little drabble of 135 words, post episode 7x23, House/Wilson, NC-17, Wilson follows House...

Ten uses his sonic screwdriver on Jack, showing him that it can be used in the most delicious of ways, one of them being for pleasure. There's lots of steamy sex in this one.

So, who is to blame for Wilson getting hurt? House/Wilson established relationship.

When Wilson suddenly gets sick, House tries to figure out what's wrong, while ruminating that a lot has changed for him in a year. House/Wilson established relationship.

re-post from LJ. Wilson has the chicken pox. my usual warnings. Crack fic, slash, sex, au, some ooc, sick!Wilson. Takes place shortly after season six episode "The Down Low" but bef ore "Lockdown."

House/Wilson acanonical fluffy smut smuff? . Five connected 100-word drabbles.

House and Wilson have changed their lunchtime routine. I added a second, and final, chapter. Explicit m/m smut. Severe brain damage, non-con, death!fic. Dark and disturbing. From a review: Sorry, this is sick.

That set list was harder to get hold of than Sue Sylvester had expected. Time to call in an unusual acquaintance...

Neville Longbottom and Ron Weasley both love Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Harry doesn't bend that way. Thus, they find themselves feeling utterly alone. But one afternoon, the Room of Requirement and a bottle of Romanian vodka may just remedy that...

Jack x Ten x the Master - The Doctor has Jack as his Companion once more. Finally the Doctor learns exactly why Jack left Torchwood, and the two work on rebuilding their relationship. Then the Master shows up for an unexpected tryst.

Various drabbles. Chase/Wilson. Slash.

The biggest oxymoron known to the internet. When is naked Jack ever unexpected? Drabble.

SLASH AND CROSS-DRESSING WARNING! Also beware of reversed plot order. Ron loses a bet to Seamus, and he has to prance around dressed as a girl for one night. He ends up with more than he bargained for.

The Doctor and Jack are bored. To pass the time, they practice one of the Seven Deadly Sins every day for a week. PWP ensues later on . Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything. COMPLETE!

Tired, Jack and the Doctor relax in a nice warm bath. Later, watching the Doctor sleep, Jack becomes curious as to what he was dreaming about. No PWP, but a nice variation of Twenty Questions. Jack/10 onceshot. I do not own anything.

Jack and the Doctor get stuck in a hotel for a couple of days. They have a bit of trouble with the overcrowded lift, and stuff happens. That means PWP! It ensues! Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.

Sam and Dean is going to hunt a poltergeist in Ohio and they have to take a plane. Will Sam be able to calm down Dean? Warning: Wincest, don't like, don't read.

The Doctor and Jack visit a gazebo planet. Jack dies for a few minutes. The Doctor gets ice water poured on him. PWP ensues. Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.

Wilson thinks it's time to move on. Chase wants to be remembered, and has a parting gift for him. SLASH [Written for this year's round of santahousemd]