Fav. couples: Dimitri&Rose, Percy&Annabeth, Harry&Ginny, Ron&Hermione, Eragon&Arya, Katniss&Peeta

Favorite sayings: you smile, i smile, you cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder.

When life gives you lemons you skwirt them in your enemies eyes.

When life gives you lemon you make apple juice and laugh as people try to figure out how you did it.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Here's a joke...

There are 3 men who need to get across a lake.

The 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

He gets big muscles and swims across,

but almost dies 5 times...

The 2nd one prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

He gets his big muscles and boat and rows across,

but he almost dies 3 times...

The 3rd one prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

He turns into a woman...

Walks 4 yards...

And crosses the bridge

You Know You're a Book Addict If: ( LOL, I am!)

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I did when i first read BreakingDawn and Spirit Bound.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (You DIE dumbass)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Quotes to live By

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinky. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasn't my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro

If a guy gives you one of thse lame pick up lines, this is what you say...

Guy: If i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Really? Cause I would put F and U together.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: Yeah? But would you stay there?

Guy: Haven't we met before?
Girl:Maybe. I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Ya. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.

Guy: So, wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Guy: You're place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Guy:I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But i don' know you're name.
Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: What do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey, Baby, what's your sign?
Girl:Do not enter

Guy: I'd go through anything for you
Girl:Good! Let's start with your bank account then the door.

Guy:I know how to please a women.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I want to give myself to you.
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy:Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no servics today.

Guy: It's a good thing i have my library card, because i'm checking you out.
Girl: Sorry, I'm reserved for someone else.

Guy: Where have you been my whole life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: I think i've just died and gone to heaven cause i'm looking at an angel!
Girl:Really? I wish I could of died and gone to hell the moment you walked in.

Guy: Why dont you come over to my place?
Girl: Sorry im allergic to monkeys.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: I cant go to the zoo.

I love the stories that you guys post so please keep going. No matter how many reviews you get just keep writing. I honestly think that if you think that your story is good, even if someone tellls you otherwise, you can do great things.

SOME QUOTES THAT MADE HISTORY!! IF YOU AGREE THEN COPY AND PASTE THESE QUOTES ON YOUR PROFILE :-

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I always wanted to be somebody...Now I realize that I should have been more specific...

Don't walk as if you own the road... walk as if you don't care who owns the road, That's called ATTITUDE

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-if vampires are real, post it

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you like waffles go read my stories!! and copy and paste this in your profile!!