A mysterious assassin wants Saxton Hale dead, so what does the Administrator do? The obvious: assigns two of her finest mercenaries an undercover mission in NYC to take out the assassin before the Saxxy Awards. Before they can complete the mission, however—one mercenary needs a lesson in ladyship. Who better to teach her than a Frenchman?

Testing still continues at Aperture, but test subjects are hard to come by, now that she's gone. So, the solution turned into a bigger problem when she returned, and gave a certain moron ideas for freedom. Chelley, rated mature for language. Disc in c. 1

A series of short one-shots portrayed each class as a father.