Hello, kind sir.

Would you like to know me? No? Well fuck you.

Shalala.

:The I like trains Poem:

Funtastic -buses... they are not funtastic.

Unfortunately. Some of them are

Crappy with no aircon, and they don't go to

K-mart. Very inconvenient.

You probably like buses better though. I'm not pressuring you to like trains

Only to say that trains are pretty convenient and fast

Unlike some buses, which makes people dizzy and others stand up for the whole time.

The End.

Do i get claps? Tears of happiness from such a brilliant work of art? Roses or Lingerie thrown at me?

Pfft, guess not.

Alright, Awesome Poem aside, let's start the introductions.

Hello.

I am ... Your sandwich.

I am...

...A slacker

...Whiny little bitch when the time is right

...Can't stay focused in classes kind of person

...A fan of : Claymore. One Piece. Bleach. KHR. Naruto. Taboo Tattoo. My Hime. My Otome. Inuyasha. Hikaru No Go. You name it.

Concerning Fanfiction:

Fantastic! I officially have TWO hits! Oh god, I honestly couldn't have asked for more, you kind, kind people!

To think that my lowly story whooped up freaking two hits!

Obviously I was being retarded, but I have my moments. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENTS!