The Absconding Onehide bio
Author has written 12 stories for Invader Zim, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Legend of Zelda. Monkiers: Tao, abscondinabox, Green DragonCurrent Obsession: Sly Cooper. Just, you know, in general. Where I'm Writing: on my LJ. Current Projects: Operation: Karaoke is DONE! Hear that? DONE! ~gleefully wipes it from her mind~ Quote’o’the Week/Month/Whatever "No power in the 'verse can stop me." -River, Firefly and/or/but "I'm gonna floss my teeth with your SPINE!" -Murray, Sly 3 And just recently added... "I NO R WEASELS." |
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I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 416,296 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
Heart of a Child by Digi-Dolphin reviews
At long last, the conclusion to Heart of a Child. Did Kratos survive his miracle? Is the curse broken? Will he keep his promises? Find out in the last Aurion Family story! With this completed, only the Wonder Chef series remains in this fandom for me.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,871 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Gender Confusion The Doctrine of Danny by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Danny has enough trouble as it is. Between battling ghosts, searching for his parents, locking horns with Vlad and trying to keep a passing grade, his plate is full. Then his new roomie came, and his problems became much more complicated...-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,838 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
One Flew East by Tyraa Rane reviews
What happens when one of the most dangerous psychic terrorists in history breaks free of his cell? Why, he goes to even the score with those who put him there in the first place. Set six years after the game. SashaxMilla, RazxLili. Ch. 3 is up!
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006
Gender Confusion The Saga of Sam by WingsOfMorphius reviews
In an attempt to escape her parents, Samantha Manson takes refuge at a boys school with the class of her dreams. Fooling teachers and fitting in is hard enough, but what happens when Sam's roommate is a hottie with a secret of his own...?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,359 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The Destiny Stone by Snowsilver reviews
A sequel to 'An Act to Follow.' What if the Heroes of Time were forgotten? New Chapter - A long awaited battle, the return of Evil's Bane - and a foreshadowing of tragedy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 298,405 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 11/2/2002
Eye of the Beholder by Digi-Dolphin reviews
Seq. to all my one shots. COMPLETE! When all hope seems lost, use the strength of family. Will Zelos, Kratos and Lloyd sacrifice everything to stop Serno and Nadilene, including the innocent Caleb?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Lloyd I., Kratos A., Zelos W. - Complete
Knights of Alchemy by Feonyx reviews
Chapter thirteen, concerning narrow-minded shamans (or shamen, if you're Meg) and a fight unlike any the Knights have so far had to face, though there's still always the chance that they'll be found out and die. Oh, for the knightly life.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,180 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003
Unleash the Fury of the Djinn by Feonyx reviews
Chapter Eleven: In which the Djinn and Adavir face off for the lives of the Adepts and the fate of Lunpa in a climactic clash of fire, water, shadow, and the final word of a fallen hero. It is time for the fury to be unleashed...
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003
A Leak on Board by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
Two pirates have a discussion about life, love, and mutiny. Advice is given, friendships cemented, and there's that blasted leak.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Two Feet and Seven Inches by Li Kayun reviews
[Probable Deep Dive Ficlet] On the other side of the Door in a dim and rainy inn, two not-quite strangers sit two feet and seven inches apart. There is a barkeeper, a game of catch, a few words and a reunion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/28/2003
Call Your Name by Flamebyrd reviews
15 year old Chihiro just can't escape the feeling that she has forgotten something. Something very, very important...
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2003
Something Has to Give by AKA Jay reviews
There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
Sixth Stop by Nicole Silverwolf reviews
The journey home from the Duelist Kingdom gives Tristan a chance to catch a glimpse of Yugi's other half. One Shot based from a scene in 'Spirited Away'
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2002 - H. Honda/Tristan T., Yūgi M. - Complete
Walking In by Irena K reviews
Donuts, arguments and unrepentant VashxMeryl fluff.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
The Third Law by Lex1 reviews
"A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law." (Chapter 4) X and Zero make the happy discovery that some people just don't stay dead like sensible folk. There's one in every crowd.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,353 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 9/4/2001
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Operation: Karaoke reviews
COMPLETE, AS OF 12.26.05! Final update: Zim's turn. To all you newcomers who might be saying that this is just another one of those darned karaoke fics... Well, you're absolutely right. But this one has the Tallest singing Veggie Tales.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sunshine on a Cloudy Day reviews
Link loses one too many games of checkers, and Malon gets to chose her prize. "I want you to sing me a love song at the Kakariko Village Festival!" But how will Link's other love intrests react?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Reflection reviews
Link dreams of oblivion, where he has a strange conversation with his own inner demon. Soon, Link discovers that everyone has a story to tell... Companion piece to "Sunset".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003
Silhouette reviews
Dark Link contemplates his recent defeat at the hands of the Hero of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/16/2003
Shattered Mirror reviews
Link survived the Water Temple, and freed the Sage of Water. But another survived the temple as well... Sequel to 'Just Breathe'.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003
Just Breathe reviews
An encounter in the water temple. What happens when the darkness is no longer there to shelter the light from insanity? Please R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2002
Dear Santa reviews
When our favorite green guy hears about the Jolly Elf's practice of handing out gifts, he gets it into his head to write Santa a letter. Oh dear...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2002
When Boredom Strikes reviews
What happens when boredom strikes one sanity challenged authoress? Nothing good, that's for sure. Watch, and be amazed as the cast of Invader Zim sings calypso! -R&R-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
Sunset reviews
Zelda, troubled by an inner demon, thinks about life, and what it means to be a princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2002
All Star - LoZ Style! reviews
Parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star", with LoZ words. I wrote this at 3am, so don't sue if 'tis really really bad, k? *R+R*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2002
Shades of Gray reviews
Just a weird little poem I wrote about Yami and Yugi. *not slash*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2002
Invader Zim Goes To The Movies! reviews
*scratches head* I think the title explains it all. I go to the movies, and I drag Zim and Dib along with me. Insanity ensues.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2002