Sapphire Shizuma Keaston
Hai there everyone! I finally got an account on here after a loong time of just reading the stories! Okay, my username is composed of three things: Sapphire is an awesome name and one day I will name my daughter that and I love the stone. Shizuma is the main charactor in a Yuri called Strawberry Panic! and she is awesome. and Keaston is the last name of a wonderul charactor I made in a Harry Potter fanfic. I don’t currently have up any stories because I am currently editing them, breaking them up into chapters, ECT. But hopefully some will be up soon! ^.^ Okay, well for starters my name –as far as you know- Is Sapphire and I have been alive for 16 years –big accomplishment for me-! I like the colors Blue & Orange for the record! And maybe you will get why if you read the rest of my profile. Yaoi is Epic. No one will ever change me mind about that. Evereverever! I love Fluffy [aka, Lord Sesshomaru of Total Hottness]. And honestly I don’t know what else to write about myself ^^; I’m shy, so that might be it… The stories I write are: Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Mortal Instruments, Alice in Wonderland [2010, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and maybe InuYasha if I ever get the courage to write about Fluffy.. And some other personal stories that I might post on here later on.. Okay, I love reading other people’s profiles so the rest will just be random lists and sayings and other things, ‘kay? If you hate that then just skip down to the bottom for my stories. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. did it XD 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. did it XD 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. did it XD 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. did it XD 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. did it XD 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. did it XD 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. sooooooo did it XD 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" HAHAHA SOOO DID THAT!! XD 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. hehe did it...and went a little further with it XD 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. [all the time] 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" dun more the once just cause of the reaction X3 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" well...its not a total prank XD I've had episodes like that before XD 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! once...didnt end well XD 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" I got my cousins to help me with it ;D The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. The Ultimate Survival Guide! 1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7. Note expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25. Train army of flying monkeys. 26. Goldfish don't like milk. 27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28. Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29. People are staring at you. 30. So act insane. 31. People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36. Never pet a burning dog. 37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38. Naked men dig parkas. 39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41. Immolated cockroaches. 42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43. The size of Danny DeVito. 44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46. Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49. That way is rum. 50. Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52. You cannot kill the snow. 53. The snow can kill you. 54. Grass can also kill you. 55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56. Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58. Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65. Remember to kill HIM... 66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67. Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71. Eat the evidence. 72. But not if it's broken glass. 73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Lo ok, a distraction!" Then run. 74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75. Disregard last note. 76. Note reactions. 77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78. Stock up on ball point pens. 79. Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81. Do not stick fingers into blender. 82. Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83. Blood loss is bad. 84. Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86. Answer every question with a question. 87. Ask people what gender they are. 88. Note reactions. 89. Refer to people as "mortal". 90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92. Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93. Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94. Kill them. 95. Brutally. 96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97. Dunk head in boiling water. 98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... 101. Find out who invented "Barny" 102. Kill them FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it Things to do in an Elevator; 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Some of My Favorite Quotes: "Sorry, can't chat right now, I'm plotting your demise...you can say anything you want, but by the time I get back... you'll probably be dead. -.-" "I see the light... and IT BURNS!!" "The hardest burden to bear is loneliness, because there's no one to help you carry it." Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!" I lay on my bed and look up at the stars and I wonder...where the HECK is my ceiling?!" "We're not retreating; we're advancing in a different direction!" "I am a man of many words...I just choose not to use them." "I have a desire to be great but I don't have much motivation...A bad combination." "Tobi is a good boy!!" "Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible." "That makes me very angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!" "I am a naturally nice person, but if you crack me the wrong way, I can be as evil as hell~! Have a nice day~! --" "It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!" "Only a foolish fool from the land of fools could think something so foolishly foolish." "Don't deprive me of my addictions or I'll kill you. Seriously, I will kill you." – "If it rusts, it can never be trusted "When life gives me lemons. I squish them in my eyes to see if it stings. And when they do I run in circles screaming." "Therapists are evil. If you separate the word, you get 'the rapist.' Don't go to therapy." My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.” 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. :.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.: 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. [I actually did this one when I first got my roommate…they quickly switched rooms XD] 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. You know you're obsessed with anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.(heh heh heh...oops...) 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. (I lack anything in that sentence- except the pictures.) 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. (I wrote about Sasuke leaving Konoha (and Naruto) for a poem I had to write for English.) 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. (With pride. XD) 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. (Guilty as charged. Sometimes, in the cafeteria, I swear people are talking in Jap.) 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (hangs head in shame) 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (I've actually learned quite a bit through watching subs, thank you very much!) 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. 17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...) 19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. (I don't like pink and I don't wear necklaces, but I know what you mean!) 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.. (Not Goku, but plenty other things have been attempted) 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. 22. You name(or plan to name) your children after anime characters. 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. 24. You speak in subtitles. 25. You prefer anime over real life. (Sadly, yes.) 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (Wait...it's not?) 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (Oh, but I do like ramen!) 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. 29. You Cosplay daily. |
