I shant tell you my real name! I refuse! just call me D.D. lol get it? cuz my name is Deidara's Dragon (D.D.)

i have a short atention span and a short temper...or just a plain hot head. i used to get bullied at school untill i moved to a privet school. I'm not the best speller in the world. Very very often i am in la la land. i love Sherlock Holme books and mysteries. i love anime and mang my fav is Naruto. (bet u couldent guess that...not) I love to build and invent things. I like to light fireworks(buahah i tis a pyro!). I have awsome brown hair that covers my left eye and a wicked canary yellow color stripe in it. and i have brown eyes...buhaahahaha! I love being random and i have lost all my sanity. I also love romance. very rarely do you see me with my nose out of a book. I like to play matchmaker. i have random personality switches so that explains any outa place things in my stories. I am soooooo an Akatsuki-tard my fave is Deidara. when i try to be funny i'm not and when i'm not tryin to be funny i am funny. I keep having little video game fights with my friend over who's better, Dediara or Kiba. I like cosplay and you can find those videos at https://www.youtube.com/user/DeidarasDragon?feature=mhee. you can find me spazing out in a funny fation on Darkwolf's acount somewhere on my youtube profile. i also have a deviantart acount: go there u know u want to.

Main OC

Name: Kanon
Age: 17
Looks: dirty brown waist long hair that covers her left eye. usualy wears half shirts and rock revival jeans. around five foot five and has seafoam blue eyes.
Personality: loves blowing things up, playing matchmaker, detective stuff, and being crazy. she fiddles with technolagy and builds new things out of old computer parts. and has a weakness for guys with long hair. whenever something bad happens she yells "I blame itachi!" whenever she dose somthing embarrasing happens she yells "I was possesd with the shadow stitch jutsu thingy!"(she has the same personality as me just with more self confedence. Aka just go and read the first paragraph of this page that is her personality. XD guys with long hair r cool! dont judge me!)

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

ZOMG! wana hear somtin funny? yeah you do. i was on the computer whatching an old naruto episode for kicks and giggles when my grandma leaned over to see what i was watching. sasuke was on and this is what my grandma said "whos that lady?" I had a huge laughing fit. of corse i think sasuke deserves to be called lady because i hate him...and Uchiha's (thats how you spell it right?) anywho funny moment over.

97% of Teenagers would scream and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off a 1000ft cliff to die. If you're the 3% that would grab a chair and yell "DO A FLIP!" while eating some popcorn, Copy and Paste this on Your Profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (stupidz weeping angle vid almost scared the pee outa' me. it popped up and screamed at me!)

Girls who are not part of the Beiber Fever are an endangered species! If you are one, add your name, Tell DancingQueen411 you did, then copy and paste this to your profile: DancingQueen411, daughter-of-water-98, Invader Cakez, teiaramogami, Deidara's Dragon,

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, HarajukuSushi, Ifrits Aeon (gotta get a better name) xXx.Rainbow.xXx, Amaya Sakaruta, Deidara's Dragon

ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN /_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. (you probably already know it must be Deidara...or Hidan...)

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

If you wish you can enter the world of ANIME and make differences in that world, copy this. (Me: dont die deidara!*sob* *sob*

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!), Won-ton wolf ( sasori, deidara, naruto), icyprincess1 (Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Pein, Tobi, Zero, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Satoshi, Daisuke, Dark, and Krad), Marshmellowtime (Ikuto, Nadeshiko, Iggy, Gaara, Naruto, Minato, Itachi, Sasori, Pein, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, Zero, Genma, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Hikaru.), inuyashaxkagome4evr (Gaara, Scar, Kiba, L, Envy, Sasori, Deidara)bloody ice blossom(hidan,sasori,deidara,itachi,kiba,shikamaru,(at on point)kimimarru, (never gonna happen again,big mistake)Othought sasuke the chiken ass was hot, i was you,fang,L,light, matt,mello,and so on), Emberscar(Kiba, Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kisame), Deidara's Dragon (Deidara, Hidan),

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. (muhahahahahaha! fear me!!!)

(I do not own this I just didnt want bad luck...I am Libra)

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Random crap that seems funny!! (Really! It is funny! :)

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

~The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

~Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

~I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

~In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

~The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

~You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

~An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

~Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Pein/Nagato

[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.(earings!)
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[x] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[ ] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[x] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1]

Itachi Uchiha
[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 1]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[x] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.(why do so many ppl dislike me?)
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating.
[x] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[x] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 2]

Deidara
[x] - I'm an artist.
[x] - I like and appreciate art.
[x] - I hate Saskue Uchiha.
[ ] - I have a thing (un, yeah, hmm) that i say in a lot of sentences.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[x] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (total oppisite)
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[x] - I have had stitches. (i was hit in the head with a shovel! A FRIGGIN SHOVEL!)
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[x] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[x] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[x] - I am religious. (not as much as Hidan but i still have a religion)
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[x] - I'm very prone to accidents. (i was beat up by a mailbox...not proud of it...)

[Hidan Score: 3]

Zetsu
[x] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[x] - I'm usually alone. (pssshhh off in la la land)
[x] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3]

Tobi
[x] - I'm always hyperactive.
[x] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[x] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 3] (Curse u Tobiiii!!!)

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people. (Creepy*shiver*)
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

(Booyah! im deidara...that explains why I like lighting fireworks up and watching them explode...)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Let's do it again!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (i am so gona do that!)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. (me: Art is an explotion! take that u itachi lover! muhahahaha! *starts throwing fireworks at friends*)

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Hidan WHY?!" *sob* *sob*

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.(oww...)

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand. (Pherb! i know what i'm going to do today!)

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Korumaru. (u get a new name my pet!)

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (i have a new excuss to use!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday. (check)

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! yet i don wana get drunk if i swallow it -_-')

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!" (ppl would stare...)

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (ima gona start doing that...to my bro when he comes in my room)

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission. (very well...to wolf ridge!...er...i mean on with the mission!)

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (they would really just go along with it...)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (my brother did that...they all said he was cool...they made fun of me! why me!?!)

25) You keep paper shurikens in your hip pouch (how do uz mak a paper shuriken?!)