I love quotes... Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them... I get plenty of excersise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, Family is like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts. Save a tree, eat a beaver. Bob: But mom! All my friends are doing it! Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. People will believe anything if you whisper it. Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way Don't drink and drive . . . you might hit a bump and spill your Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home, Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? "Cute as a button". Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that. You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from What does the k in K-mart actually stand for? How did the headless horseman know where he was going? If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Therapy is expensive, but bubblewrap is cheap! Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they always bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs. Who needs love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Suicide: man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me! I quit!' Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky I thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Everyone is entitled to my opinion. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." -George S. Patton The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? I want revenge. Is that so wrong? Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. Friends... FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! -- Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u repost within 5 minutes the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u. But if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years. |
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